A stagnated thirteenth week of Fall 2009 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. One bowler set a new personal best series. Andrea Caudillo landed this week's high game for the women with a 181, and women's high series was bagged by Janelle (Laube) Lamar with a 432. As for the men, John Boren snagged this week's high game with a 266, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 718. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Quick Release shared a platter of cheese sticks with BOWLSH!T. Reinforced by Ryan Doll with his 565 series, Quick Release collected 3 wins against BOWLSH!T. On the flipside, Travis Kleiner laid down the law in BOWLSH!T with his 444 despite his team notching only a single win. Quick Release remains in 2nd place, while BOWLSH!T remains in 8th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Ebowla had some one-on-one time with Chicks With Balls. Starring Jason Carpio with his above-average 597 series, and supported tremendously by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler Zach Frank, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over the Chicks. In the meantime, Janelle (Laube) Lamar called the shots for the Chicks with her above-average 432 despite her team getting swept. Ebowla remains in 7th place, while the Chicks remain in 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: WWJB celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Split Happens. Topped by Rich Foster with his above-average 455 series, WWJB collected 3 wins against Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all WWJB needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. WWJB remains in 5th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: BILFs couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Rollin' J's. In spite of top-billing by Scott Murdock with his 489 series, BILFs accomplished only 1 win against Rollin' J's. While that was going down, Corey Weinfurt drew the spotlight in Rollin' J's with his 532 as his team took the series with 3 wins. BILFs remains in 6th place, while Rollin' J's remain in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sweep The Leg, Johnny hung out with No Pinheads. Blessed by David Codding with his remarkable 718 series, Sweep The Leg celebrated a clean sweep over No Pinheads. Concurrently, Aubrey Moren commanded No Pinheads with his above-average 527 despite his team getting swept. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while No Pinheads remain in 3rd.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Corey Weinfurt (203), David Codding (234,226,258), Jason Carpio (212,208), John Boren (245,266), Ryan Doll (210), and Zach Frank (206)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by David Codding (718, previous best 702).

The 718 rolled by David Codding is the new 4th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: David Codding swept Division 1, while Brett Schroeder claimed victory in Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though AJ Taylor and Jerry Krall came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Alison Radke came closest). Finally, Zach Frank (Division 3) won this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson runs the show in Division 1; Brett Schroeder dominates Division 2; AJ Hofmann is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Amanda Duncan leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place No Pinheads will face 5th-place WWJB (hcp 120). No Pinheads are expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while WWJB is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will spend some quality time with 4th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 239). Sweep The Leg might roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Rollin' J's ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place BILFs will test their mettle against 8th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 17). BILFs will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while BOWLSH!T will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Ebowla will tussle with 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 20). Ebowla might perform well and win the series; while Split Happens ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 128) will battle 2nd-place Quick Release. The Chicks are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Quick Release is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Zach Frank Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Zach Frank Runner Up: David Codding	#1 H2H BOWLER Zach Frank Runner Up: David Codding
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?" Phil Schroeder, and by 'Karl Hungus', he of course means Jason Carpio

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	50-2	.962	29,403	n/a
2	Quick Release	36-16	.692	25,385	n/a
3	No Pinheads	31-21	.596	26,142	n/a
4	Rollin' J's	26.5-25.5	.510	18,927	n/a
5	WWJB	26-26	.500	20,412	n/a
6	BILFs	23-29	.442	21,441	n/a
7	Ebowla	23-29	.442	20,298	n/a
8	BOWLSH!T	20-32	.385	18,754	n/a
9	Chicks With Balls	18.5-33.5	.356	19,062	n/a
10	Split Happens	5-47	.096	15,277	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (137,20, 13, 5, 47, .096, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 718 John Boren - 668 Jason Carpio - 597 Zach Frank - 579 Ryan Doll - 565	Janelle Lamar - 432 Andrea Caudillo - 414 Julie Benson-Grant - 391 Sarah Sauer - 381 Alison Radke - 378
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Zach Frank - 749 David Codding - 718 John Boren - 670 Jason Carpio - 642 Jerry Krall - 627	Julie Benson-Grant - 599 Janelle Lamar - 595 Alison Radke - 591 Sarah Sauer - 556 Amy Goodnow - 554
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
John Boren - 266 David Codding - 258 Jason Carpio - 212 Ryan Doll - 210 Zach Frank - 206	Andrea Caudillo - 181 Janelle Lamar - 157 Alison Radke - 155 Julie Benson-Grant - 143 Amy Goodnow - 135
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
John Boren - 266 Zach Frank - 262 David Codding - 258 Rich Foster - 231 Kelly Sands - 229	Alison Radke - 226 Andrea Caudillo - 225 Julie Benson-Grant - 212 Janelle Lamar - 211 Amy Goodnow - 208
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Zach Frank - 77 John Boren - 67 David Codding - 57 Rich Foster - 43 Kelly Sands - 42	Alison Radke - 44 Andrea Caudillo - 37 Julie Benson-Grant - 30 Amy Goodnow - 27 Janelle Lamar - 25