We are now halfway through the Fall 2009 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Andee Weinfurt picked up this week's high game (171) and series (423) for the women. As for the men, David Codding and Ryan Doll both tied for this week's high game with a 244, and high series was earned by Ryan Doll with a 654. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: No Pinheads had some one-on-one time with BOWLSH!T. Starring Corey Weinfurt with his 519 series, No Pinheads split the series with BOWLSH!T. Simultaneously, Kelly Sands reigned supreme in BOWLSH!T with his terrific 488 as they matched their opponent in wins. No Pinheads remains in 2nd place, while BOWLSH!T remains in 8th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Quick Release kept grabbing the balls of BILFs. Featuring #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll and his splendid 654 series, Quick Release collected 3 wins against BILFs. Conversely, Derrick Grimpo called the shots for BILFs with his stupendous 454 despite his team notching only a single win. Quick Release remains in 3rd place, while BILFs remain in 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Chicks With Balls alternated between bowling and dry humping Rollin' J's. Although topped by Andrea Caudillo with her below-average 406 series, the Chicks managed only 1.5 wins against Rollin' J's. Concurrently, David Parre oversaw Rollin' J's with his above-average 554 as his team took the series with 2.5 wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while Rollin' J's remain in 7th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Sweep The Leg, Johnny did battle with Split Happens. Led by David Codding with his above-average 651 series, Sweep The Leg celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. While that was going down, Ryan Simonet commanded Split Happens with his 434 despite his team getting swept. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ebowla shared a platter of cheese sticks with WWJB. Although blessed by Zach Frank with his breathtaking 456 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against WWJB. On the adjacent lane, Most Valuable Bowler Eric Summers mastered WWJB with his phenomenal 437 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while WWJB moves 1 spot to 5th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: David Codding (227,244), David Parre (213), Ken M. Wilson (231,210), and Ryan Doll (244,225)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Phil Schroeder whipped Division 2. Zach Frank rolled his ass to the top of Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Duncan came closest). Finally, Andee Weinfurt (Division 3) triumphed over her enemies in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson tops Division 1; Aubrey Moren calls the shots for Division 2; AJ Hofmann holds the reins in Division 3; and Amanda Duncan reigns over Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Quick Release will share a couple of pitchers with 7th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 160). Quick Release is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Rollin' J's are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will match wits with 5th-place WWJB (hcp 184). Sweep The Leg might perform well and sweep the series; while WWJB ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 12) will hang out with 10th-place Split Happens. BOWLSH!T will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Split Happens; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place BILFs (hcp 6) will battle 6th-place Ebowla. BILFs might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Ebowla ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 2nd-place No Pinheads will chuck some balls with 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 147). No Pinheads are predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while the Chicks are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Sweep The Leg, Johnny | 31-1 | .969 | 17,764 | n/a |
2 | No Pinheads | 21-11 | .656 | 15,791 | n/a |
3 | Quick Release | 21-11 | .656 | 15,708 | n/a |
4 | BILFs | 16-16 | .500 | 12,971 | n/a |
5 | WWJB | 15-17 | .469 | 12,501 | +1 |
6 | Ebowla | 15-17 | .469 | 11,882 | -1 |
7 | Rollin' J's | 14.5-17.5 | .453 | 10,927 | n/a |
8 | BOWLSH!T | 12-20 | .375 | 12,157 | n/a |
9 | Chicks With Balls | 10.5-21.5 | .328 | 11,483 | n/a |
10 | Split Happens | 4-28 | .125 | 10,772 | n/a |