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Fall 2008, Week 16

Posted by BowlingBot On December - 9 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 16 Robo-RecapThe Fall 2008 season draws to a close, with Chico's Bail Bonds officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (169) and series (501) for the women, while Kendall Kukowski earned this week's high game (236) and series (587) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chico's Bail Bonds couldn't stop inappropriately groping Ain't No Sh!t. Headlined by Ken M. Wilson with his below-average 506 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against Ain't No Sh!t. Simultaneously, Kendall Kukowski showed off in Ain't No Sh!t with his 587 despite his team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds end in 1st place, while Ain't No Sh!t cross the finish line in 2nd.

week16On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Bowl Movement. Despite the strength of Bill Krejci with his 539 series, Dios Mios accomplished only 1 win against Bowl Movement. Countering this, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Carter Collins mastered Bowl Movement with his outstanding 532 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dios Mios finish in 3rd place, while Bowl Movement go home with 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels alternated between bowling and dry humping Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Although topped by Freda Schroeder with her 501 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against Spare The Rod. In the meantime, Will Jeter dominated Spare The Rod with his 473 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels drop 1 spot in the standings to end the season in 6th place, while Spare The Rod moves 1 spot to come out in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Is This Billable? kept grabbing the balls of Dave and the Wingers. In spite of top-billing by Ryan Doll with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 392 series, Is This Billable? got swept by the Wingers. . With the Wingers forfeiting, all Is This Billable? needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Is This Billable? close out in 7th place, while the Wingers wind up in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Livin' On A Spare took turns kicking the ball return with WWJB. Highlighting the skills of Ben Lee with his above-average 359 series, Livin' On A Spare collected 3 wins against WWJB. . With WWJB forfeiting, all Livin' On A Spare needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Livin' On A Spare 9th place, while WWJB 10th.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (221), Cory Chorpenning (203), and Kendall Kukowski (236)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Aubrey Moren (Division 2), with landing in second place. Aubrey will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Carter Collins
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Carter Collins
Runner Up:
Chris Lewis

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Carter Collins
Runner Up:
Amanda Cox Jeter

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?"

Janelle Lamar, failing to recognize the other team's anchor.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Chico's Bail Bonds 46.5-17.5 .727 30,885 n/a
2 Ain't No Sh!t 39-25 .609 35,369 n/a
3 Dios Mios 38-26 .594 27,363 n/a
4 Bowl Movement 37-27 .578 24,695 n/a
5 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 35.5-28.5 .555 26,742 +1
6 Bad Newz Kennels 34-30 .531 29,956 -1
7 Is This Billable? 32-32 .500 27,152 n/a
8 Dave and the Wingers 23-41 .359 19,985 n/a
9 Livin' On A Spare 20-44 .313 22,625 n/a
10 WWJB 10-54 .156 20,806 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 16
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Kendall Kukowski - 587
Cory Chorpenning - 546
Bill Krejci - 539
Carter Collins - 532
Duncan Ferber - 507
Freda Schroeder - 501
Andrea Caudillo - 458
Amanda Cox Jeter - 414
Janelle Lamar - 386
Lindsay Jamis - 355
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Carter Collins - 678
Chris Lewis - 643
Kendall Kukowski - 615
Bill Krejci - 599
David Parre - 592
Phil Schroeder - 592 (t)
Andrea Caudillo - 606
Amanda Cox Jeter - 603
Freda Schroeder - 594
Janelle Lamar - 566
Lindsay Jamis - 551
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Kendall Kukowski - 236
Bill Krejci - 221
Cory Chorpenning - 203
Carter Collins - 193
Travis Kleiner - 190
Freda Schroeder - 169
Andrea Caudillo - 167
Janelle Lamar - 148
Amanda Cox Jeter - 143
Lindsay Jamis - 138
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 245
Carter Collins - 241
Bill Krejci - 241 (t)
Chris Lewis - 234
Ben Lee - 233
Travis Kleiner - 226
Andrea Caudillo - 216
Janelle Lamar - 208
Amanda Cox Jeter - 206
Lindsay Jamis - 203
Freda Schroeder - 200
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Carter Collins - 54
Ben Lee - 51
Chris Lewis - 48
Kendall Kukowski - 48 (t)
Bill Krejci - 46
Adam Messner - 37
Andrea Caudillo - 29
Janelle Lamar - 23
Amanda Cox Jeter - 22
Lindsay Jamis - 20
Amanda Zahnweh - 10

Fall 2008, Week 15

Posted by BowlingBot On December - 2 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2008 Week 15 Robo-RecapThe fifteenth week of Fall 2008 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (200) and series (496) for the women, while Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (232) and series (591) for the men. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ain't No Sh!t kept grabbing the balls of Dios Mios. While headlined by Duncan Ferber with his 591 series, Ain't No Sh!t accomplished only 1 win against Dios Mios. On the other half of the score sheet, Bill Krejci shined in Dios Mios with his 544 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Lefty John Boren) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 2nd place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.

week15On lanes 21 & 22: Dave and the Wingers took turns kicking the ball return with Livin' On A Spare. Reinforced by Rob Kaszuba with his 451 series, the Wingers collected 3 wins against Livin' On A Spare. On the flipside, Tom Finley laid down the law in Livin' On A Spare with his below-average 340 despite his team notching only a single win. Dave and the Wingers remains in 8th place, while Livin' On A Spare remains in 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Is This Billable? had a delightful time with Bowl Movement. Although topped by Ryan Doll with his 536 series, Is This Billable? accomplished only 1 win against Bowl Movement. While that was going down, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Travis Kleiner mastered Bowl Movement with his phenomenal 567 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Is This Billable? plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Bowl Movement jumps 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Chico's Bail Bonds deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of WWJB. With the strength of Ken M. Wilson with his 577 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against WWJB. On the other side, Justin Wehrman called the shots for WWJB with his below-average 393 despite his team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 1st place, while WWJB remains in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bad Newz Kennels had some one-on-one time with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Featuring Freda Schroeder with her 496 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Spare The Rod. Across the ball return, Janelle (Laube) Lamar reigned supreme in Spare The Rod with her 385 despite her team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels leap 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Spare The Rod plunges 2 spots to 6th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (214), Cory Chorpenning (206), Duncan Ferber (232), Freda Schroeder (200), Ken M. Wilson (213), Kendall Kukowski (200), and Travis Kleiner (204,212)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Travis Kleiner (567, previous best 562).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Bill Krejci came closest), while Dennis Laube vanquished Division 2. Travis Kleiner staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and Amanda Zahnweh had her way with Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize! Division 1: Carl Goetz and Ryan Doll. Division 2: Aubrey Moren and Chris Lewis. Division 3: Carter Collins and Travis Kleiner. Division 4: Lindsay Jamis

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Chico's Bail Bonds (hcp 78) will match wits with 2nd-place Ain't No Sh!t. Chico's are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Ain't No Sh!t is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Dios Mios will battle 4th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 38). Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowl Movement ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Bad Newz Kennels will compete against 6th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 63). The Kennels will likely roll decently and win the series; while Spare The Rod will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Is This Billable? will socialize with 8th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 63). Is This Billable? might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Wingers ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Livin' On A Spare will tussle with 10th-place WWJB (hcp 4). Livin' On A Spare is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with WWJB; while WWJB is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Lefty John Boren
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Travis Kleiner
Runner Up:
Carter Collins

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Travis Kleiner
Runner Up:
John Boren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Did you see that dance Ben kept doing in his approach tonight? Someone needs to get that guy some Preparation H."

Chris Lewis, hoping to administer it himself.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Chico's Bail Bonds 43.5-16.5 .725 28,919 n/a
2 Ain't No Sh!t 38-22 .633 33,223 n/a
3 Dios Mios 37-23 .617 25,688 n/a
4 Bowl Movement 34-26 .567 23,068 +2
5 Bad Newz Kennels 33-27 .550 28,080 +2
6 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 32.5-27.5 .542 25,011 -2
7 Is This Billable? 32-28 .533 25,713 -2
8 Dave and the Wingers 23-37 .383 20,174 n/a
9 Livin' On A Spare 17-43 .283 21,250 n/a
10 WWJB 10-50 .167 20,818 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 15
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 591
Cory Chorpenning - 579
Ken Wilson - 577
Travis Kleiner - 567
Kendall Kukowski - 557
Freda Schroeder - 496
Jennifer Seefeldt - 417
Janelle Lamar - 385
Andrea Caudillo - 376
Amanda Zahnweh - 336
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Travis Kleiner - 684
Carter Collins - 624
Lefty John Boren - 622
Duncan Ferber - 619
Ken Wilson - 610
Freda Schroeder - 589
Janelle Lamar - 565
Blair Vance - 560
Amanda Zahnweh - 552
Jennifer Seefeldt - 539
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 232
Bill Krejci - 214
Ken Wilson - 213
Travis Kleiner - 212
Cory Chorpenning - 206
Freda Schroeder - 200
Jennifer Seefeldt - 154
Janelle Lamar - 145
Andrea Caudillo - 136
Amanda Zahnweh - 125
Patty Morrisey - 125 (t)
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Travis Kleiner - 251
Duncan Ferber - 241
Ben Wetteborn - 237
Bill Krejci - 234
Chris Lewis - 225
Freda Schroeder - 231
Janelle Lamar - 205
Blair Vance - 199
Amanda Zahnweh - 197
Jennifer Seefeldt - 194
Patty Morrisey - 194 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Travis Kleiner - 61
Ben Wetteborn - 55
Duncan Ferber - 44
AJ Taylor - 40
Bill Krejci - 39
Chris Lewis - 39 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 39
Janelle Lamar - 20
Blair Vance - 19
Amanda Zahnweh - 15
Patty Morrisey - 12

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