The Fall 2008 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (192) and series (560) for the women, while Ryan Doll earned this week's high game (266) and series (660) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ain't No Sh!t accepted a challenge by Chico's Bail Bonds. In spite of top-billing by Kendall Kukowski with his 574 series, Ain't No Sh!t got swept by Chico's. Simultaneously, Carl Goetz dominated Chico's with his above-average 569 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jennifer Seefeldt) as they swept the competition. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while Chico's remain in 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios matched wits with Bowl Movement. With the strength of Bill Krejci with his 517 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Jennifer Seefeldt, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against Bowl Movement. While that was going down, Travis Kleiner took the lead in Bowl Movement with his above-average 486 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while Bowl Movement plunges 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty couldn't stop inappropriately groping Bad Newz Kennels. Despite being led by Will Jeter with his above-average 512 series, Spare The Rod got swept by the Kennels. In the meantime, Freda Schroeder called the shots for the Kennels with her fantastic 560 as they swept the competition. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Kennels jump 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Is This Billable? had a rendezvous with Livin' On A Spare. Starring Ryan Doll with his amazing 660 series, Is This Billable? celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. Countering this, Tom Finley oversaw Livin' On A Spare with his above-average 414 despite his team getting swept. Is This Billable? leaps 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Livin' On A Spare remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dave and the Wingers kept stealing sips of beer from WWJB. Blessed by Rob Kaszuba with his below-average 391 series, the Wingers collected 3 wins against WWJB. On the flipside, Justin Wehrman mastered WWJB with his below-average 374 despite his team notching only a single win. Dave and the Wingers remains in 9th place, while WWJB remains in 10th.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (215,201), Cory Chorpenning (200,214), Dennis Laube (201), Duncan Ferber (201), Kendall Kukowski (216,201), and Ryan Doll (266,201)

A new personal high game was set tonight by John Keck (175, previous best 156). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Ryan Doll (660, previous best 647) and John Keck (506, previous best 429).

Freda Schroeder claimed the season's women's high series with her 560. In addition, Ryan Doll nabbed this season's men's high game with his 266.

The 266 rolled by Ryan Doll is tied for the 8th-best game in league history!
The 560 rolled by Freda Schroeder is tied for the 10th-best women's series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz vanquished Division 1, while Freda Schroeder trounced Division 2. John Keck mopped up Division 3, and Lindsay Jamis had her way with Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Aubrey Moren (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz governs Division 1; Aubrey Moren holds the reins in Division 2; Travis Kleiner dominates Division 3; and Lindsay Jamis runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 83) will match wits with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Spare The Rod is expected to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Chico's are forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 6th-place Bowl Movement will hang out with 9th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 11). Bowl Movement might perform well and win the series; while the Wingers ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will challenge 4th-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 97). Ain't No Sh!t will likely tank their averages considerably as they get swept; while the Kennels will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Dios Mios will chill with 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 76). Dios Mios might perform well and sweep the series; while Livin' On A Spare ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place WWJB (hcp 87) will roll against 5th-place Is This Billable?. WWJB is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Is This Billable? is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jennifer Seefeldt Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Keck Runner Up: Ryan Doll	#1 H2H BOWLER John Keck Runner Up: Freda Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I don't know you got it in but I want you to get it out!" Travis Kleiner, to Josh Cropper, on a piece of cheese stick wedged in his thumb hole.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Ain't No Sh!t	30-10	.750	22,200	n/a
2	Chico's Bail Bonds	28-12	.700	19,138	n/a
3	Dios Mios	25-15	.625	17,113	n/a
4	Bad Newz Kennels	22-18	.550	18,942	+2
5	Is This Billable?	21-19	.525	17,149	+2
6	Bowl Movement	21-19	.525	14,804	-2
7	Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty	19-21	.475	16,503	-2
8	Livin' On A Spare	15-25	.375	14,254	n/a
9	Dave and the Wingers	11-29	.275	12,673	n/a
10	WWJB	8-32	.200	13,866	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (121,18, 10, 8, 32, .200, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ryan Doll - 660 Kendall Kukowski - 574 Carl Goetz - 569 Cory Chorpenning - 567 Ken Wilson - 562	Freda Schroeder - 560 Jennifer Seefeldt - 506 Andrea Caudillo - 413 Lindsay Jamis - 364 Janelle Lamar - 356
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ryan Doll - 696 John Keck - 683 Aubrey Moren - 634 Ben Wetteborn - 633 Carl Goetz - 621	Freda Schroeder - 660 Jennifer Seefeldt - 628 Blair Vance - 588 Sara Schneider - 569 Andrea Caudillo - 569 (t) Lindsay Jamis - 563
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 266 Kendall Kukowski - 216 Carl Goetz - 215 Cory Chorpenning - 214 Duncan Ferber - 201 Dennis Laube - 201 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 192 Jennifer Seefeldt - 174 Andrea Caudillo - 159 Sara Schneider - 150 Blair Vance - 146
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ryan Doll - 278 Ben Wetteborn - 270 Travis Kleiner - 241 John Keck - 234 Aubrey Moren - 234 (t)	Blair Vance - 228 Freda Schroeder - 225 Sara Schneider - 225 (t) Jennifer Seefeldt - 214 Andrea Caudillo - 211
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ben Wetteborn - 89 Ryan Doll - 81 Travis Kleiner - 53 John Keck - 49 Carter Collins - 48	Blair Vance - 49 Sara Schneider - 44 Freda Schroeder - 34 Jennifer Seefeldt - 25 Andrea Caudillo - 24

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2008 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (461) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (254) and series (681) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB kept stealing sips of beer from Bowl Movement. Although blessed by Eric Summers with his 334 series, WWJB got swept by Bowl Movement. On the adjacent lane, Patty Morrisey commanded Bowl Movement with her above-average 366 as they swept the competition. WWJB drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Bowl Movement jumps 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Ain't No Sh!t entered a showdown to the death with Livin' On A Spare. Showcasing Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 681 series, Ain't No Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. While that was going down, Lindsay Jamis drew the spotlight in Livin' On A Spare with her miraculous 401 despite her team getting swept. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while Livin' On A Spare sinks 1 spot to 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Dave and the Wingers matched wits with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Although topped by Rob Kaszuba with his spectacular 508 series, the Wingers accomplished only 1 win against Spare The Rod. Conversely, Will Jeter mastered Spare The Rod with his 476 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dave and the Wingers leap 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Spare The Rod remains in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bad Newz Kennels hung out with Is This Billable?. While headlined by #1 Head-to-Head Dennis Laube and his remarkable 564 series, the Kennels got swept by Is This Billable?. In the meantime, Ryan Doll reigned supreme in Is This Billable? with his above-average 609 (with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Ben Wetteborn) as they swept the competition. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Is This Billable? moves 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chico's Bail Bonds waged a heated competition against Dios Mios. Though featuring Ken M. Wilson with his thrilling 633 series, Chico's accomplished only 1 win against Dios Mios. Simultaneously, Bill Krejci oversaw Dios Mios with his 549 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Lefty John Boren) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (223), Cory Chorpenning (230,254), Dennis Laube (211), Duncan Ferber (213,244), Ken M. Wilson (233,226), Kendall Kukowski (201), and Ryan Doll (210,221)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Duncan Ferber came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Phil Schroeder came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Tom Finley came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Dave Winger came closest). Finally, Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Amanda Cox Jeter (Division 4) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz runs the show in Division 1; Aubrey Moren holds the reins in Division 2; Travis Kleiner tops Division 3; and Amanda Cox Jeter dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will match wits with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds (hcp 89). Ain't No Sh!t is expected to see their averages fall off a cliff as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Dios Mios will meet with 4th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 56). Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bowl Movement ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 67) will chill with 6th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Spare The Rod will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Is This Billable? will roll against 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 75). Is This Billable? might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Livin' On A Spare; while Livin' On A Spare ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Dave and the Wingers will test their mettle against 10th-place WWJB (hcp 13). The Wingers are predicted to perform well, but split the series with WWJB; while WWJB is anticipated to raise their average while they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Lefty John Boren Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ben Wetteborn Runner Up: Ken Wilson	#1 H2H BOWLER Dennis Laube Runner Up: Cory Chorpenning
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I've got a handful of fun here today!" Phil Schroeder, on the goofy moods his teammates were in.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Ain't No Sh!t	30-6	.833	19,987	n/a
2	Chico's Bail Bonds	24-12	.667	17,120	n/a
3	Dios Mios	22-14	.611	15,311	n/a
4	Bowl Movement	20-16	.556	13,209	+2
5	Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty	19-17	.528	14,877	n/a
6	Bad Newz Kennels	18-18	.500	16,873	-2
7	Is This Billable?	17-19	.472	15,241	+1
8	Livin' On A Spare	15-21	.417	12,801	-1
9	Dave and the Wingers	8-28	.222	11,298	+1
10	WWJB	7-29	.194	12,544	-1

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (121,18, 9, 7, 29, .194, -1, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 681 Duncan Ferber - 646 Ken Wilson - 633 Ryan Doll - 609 Dennis Laube - 564	Freda Schroeder - 461 Jennifer Seefeldt - 425 Amanda Cox Jeter - 413 Lindsay Jamis - 401 Andrea Caudillo - 384
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 681 Ken Wilson - 673 Duncan Ferber - 670 Ben Wetteborn - 666 Dennis Laube - 664	Amanda Cox Jeter - 607 Lindsay Jamis - 605 Patty Morrisey - 577 Freda Schroeder - 561 Janelle Lamar - 561 (t)
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 254 Duncan Ferber - 244 Ken Wilson - 233 Bill Krejci - 223 Ryan Doll - 221	Freda Schroeder - 188 Lindsay Jamis - 162 Jennifer Seefeldt - 160 Amanda Cox Jeter - 156 Patty Morrisey - 149
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 254 Duncan Ferber - 252 Ken Wilson - 246 Dennis Laube - 244 Bill Krejci - 240	Lindsay Jamis - 230 Freda Schroeder - 221 Amanda Cox Jeter - 220 Patty Morrisey - 219 Janelle Lamar - 202
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ben Wetteborn - 59 Duncan Ferber - 54 Cory Chorpenning - 53 Dennis Laube - 53 (t) Ken Wilson - 50 Bill Krejci - 45	Lindsay Jamis - 47 Patty Morrisey - 37 Amanda Cox Jeter - 37 (t) Freda Schroeder - 30 Janelle Lamar - 18 Emily Podhajsky - 15

We are now halfway through the Fall 2008 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (204) and series (537) for the women. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 241, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 688. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chico's Bail Bonds accepted a challenge by Dave and the Wingers. Showcasing Carl Goetz with his splendid 614 series, Chico's celebrated a clean sweep over the Wingers. Simultaneously, Rob Kaszuba laid down the law in the Wingers with his below-average 402 despite his team getting swept. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while the Wingers remain in 10th.

On lanes 21 & 22: WWJB couldn't stop inappropriately groping Bad Newz Kennels. Although blessed by Justin Wehrman with his 403 series, WWJB got swept by the Kennels. Conversely, Freda Schroeder showed off in the Kennels with her outstanding 537 as they swept the competition. WWJB remains in 9th place, while the Kennels move 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Dios Mios did battle with Bowl Movement. In spite of the prowess of Bill Krejci with his 556 series, Dios Mios got swept by Bowl Movement. In the midst of this, Travis Kleiner mastered Bowl Movement with his miraculous 562 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Cory Chorpenning) as they swept the competition. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while Bowl Movement moves 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ain't No Sh!t alternated splits with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. With the strength of Most Valuable Bowler Cory Chorpenning and his astounding 688 series, Ain't No Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over Spare The Rod. Concurrently, Andrea Caudillo called the shots for Spare The Rod with her exceptional 469 despite her team getting swept. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while Spare The Rod sinks 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Is This Billable? chucked gutter balls with Livin' On A Spare. Topped by Ryan Doll with his above-average 605 series, Is This Billable? split the series with Livin' On A Spare. While that was going down, Drew Eldridge dominated Livin' On A Spare with his stupendous 434 as they matched their opponent in wins. Is This Billable? remains in 8th place, while Livin' On A Spare sinks 1 spot to 7th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (200,226), Cory Chorpenning (236,237,215), Freda Schroeder (204), Ken M. Wilson (226), Kendall Kukowski (223), Ryan Doll (241), and Travis Kleiner (210)

New personal best series were rolled tonight by Travis Kleiner (562, previous best 531) and Cory Chorpenning (688, previous best 676).

Freda Schroeder claimed the season's women's high series with her 537. In addition, Cory Chorpenning bagged the season's men's high series with his 688.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz topped Division 1, while Aubrey Moren made quick work of Division 2. Travis Kleiner ruled Division 3, and Lindsay Jamis triumphed over her enemies in Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz dominates Division 1; Aubrey Moren runs the show in Division 2; Travis Kleiner is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Amanda Zahnweh tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place WWJB (hcp 17) will meet with 6th-place Bowl Movement. WWJB is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bowl Movement is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will spend some quality time with 7th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 223). Ain't No Sh!t might tank their averages considerably as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Livin' On A Spare ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 10th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 46) will socialize with 5th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. The Wingers will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Spare The Rod will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Bad Newz Kennels will compete against 8th-place Is This Billable? (hcp 54). The Kennels might perform well and sweep the series; while Is This Billable? ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will throw some gutter balls with 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 64). Chico's are predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while Dios Mios are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Cory Chorpenning Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Carter Collins Runner Up: Travis Kleiner	#1 H2H BOWLER Carter Collins Runner Up: Cory Chorpenning
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "The faster I go, the harder it gets." AJ Taylor, contemplating slowing down the pace a little.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Ain't No Sh!t	26-6	.813	17,624	n/a
2	Chico's Bail Bonds	23-9	.719	15,181	n/a
3	Dios Mios	19-13	.594	13,516	n/a
4	Bad Newz Kennels	18-14	.563	14,921	+1
5	Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty	16-16	.500	13,225	-1
6	Bowl Movement	16-16	.500	11,730	+1
7	Livin' On A Spare	15-17	.469	11,346	-1
8	Is This Billable?	13-19	.406	13,261	n/a
9	WWJB	7-25	.219	11,226	n/a
10	Dave and the Wingers	7-25	.219	9,795	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (122,18, 8, 7, 25, .219, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 688 Carl Goetz - 614 Ryan Doll - 605 Kendall Kukowski - 589 Ken Wilson - 583	Freda Schroeder - 537 Jennifer Seefeldt - 495 Andrea Caudillo - 469 Janelle Lamar - 414 Lindsay Jamis - 408
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Carter Collins - 716 Travis Kleiner - 713 Cory Chorpenning - 697 Carl Goetz - 678 Ryan Doll - 653	Freda Schroeder - 645 Andrea Caudillo - 627 Jennifer Seefeldt - 624 Lindsay Jamis - 621 Janelle Lamar - 601
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 241 Cory Chorpenning - 237 Carl Goetz - 226 Ken Wilson - 226 (t) Kendall Kukowski - 223 Travis Kleiner - 210	Freda Schroeder - 204 Jennifer Seefeldt - 192 Andrea Caudillo - 170 Amanda Cox Jeter - 144 Lindsay Jamis - 143
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Travis Kleiner - 260 Ryan Doll - 257 Carter Collins - 256 Carl Goetz - 247 Ken Wilson - 241	Freda Schroeder - 240 Jennifer Seefeldt - 235 Andrea Caudillo - 222 Sara Schneider - 215 Lindsay Jamis - 214
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Travis Kleiner - 73 Carter Collins - 72 Ryan Doll - 61 Carl Goetz - 53 Ken Wilson - 45	Freda Schroeder - 49 Jennifer Seefeldt - 46 Andrea Caudillo - 36 Sara Schneider - 35 Lindsay Jamis - 32

The seventh week of Fall 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (222) and series (528) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 243, and high series was earned by Ryan Doll with a 603. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios tussled with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Although blessed by Bill Krejci with his 521 series, Dios Mios got swept by Spare The Rod. On the adjacent lane, Will Jeter commanded Spare The Rod with his above-average 507 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios plummet 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while Spare The Rod remains in 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Is This Billable? spent a romantic evening with Dave and the Wingers. Starring #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll and his above-average 603 series, Is This Billable? collected 3 wins against the Wingers. On the other side, Rob Kaszuba drew the spotlight in the Wingers with his 422 despite his team notching only a single win. Is This Billable? remains in 8th place, while the Wingers remain in 10th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Livin' On A Spare. Showcasing Freda Schroeder with her thrilling 528 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Aubrey Moren, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Livin' On A Spare. Simultaneously, Lindsay Jamis showed off in Livin' On A Spare with her above-average 369 despite her team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels leap 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Livin' On A Spare sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bowl Movement chucked gutter balls with Chico's Bail Bonds. Though reinforced by Patty Morrisey with her above-average 375 series, Bowl Movement accomplished only 1 win against Chico's. Countering this, #1 Power-Ranked Carl Goetz reigned supreme in Chico's with his exceptional 588 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowl Movement remains in 7th place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ain't No Sh!t did battle with WWJB. With the strength of Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 548 series, Ain't No Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. Meanwhile, Eric Summers shined in WWJB with his 360 despite his team getting swept. Ain't No Sh!t leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while WWJB remains in 9th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (243,220), Cory Chorpenning (208), Freda Schroeder (222), Jason Carpio (200), Ken M. Wilson (203), Kendall Kukowski (203), and Ryan Doll (201,235)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ryan Doll came closest), while Aubrey Moren whipped Division 2. Rob Kaszuba cleaned up Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Zahnweh came closest). Finally, Will Jeter (Division 1) swept this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Will Jeter calls the shots for Division 1; David Parre leads Division 2; Rob Kaszuba is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Amanda Zahnweh reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will chill with 10th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 118). Chico's are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while the Wingers are forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 9th-place WWJB (hcp 116) will spend some quality time with 5th-place Bad Newz Kennels. WWJB might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Dios Mios will hang out with 7th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 69). Dios Mios will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Bowl Movement will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will battle 4th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 166). Ain't No Sh!t might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Spare The Rod ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place Is This Billable? will tussle with 6th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 66). Is This Billable? is predicted to maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while Livin' On A Spare is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Aubrey Moren Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Ryan Doll	#1 H2H BOWLER Ryan Doll Runner Up: Aubrey Moren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." Ginger O'Reilly, unhappy with the way her name appeared on the scoreboard.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Ain't No Sh!t	22-6	.786	15,316	+1
2	Chico's Bail Bonds	19-9	.679	13,091	+1
3	Dios Mios	19-9	.679	11,833	-2
4	Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty	16-12	.571	11,557	n/a
5	Bad Newz Kennels	14-14	.500	12,981	+1
6	Livin' On A Spare	13-15	.464	9,747	-1
7	Bowl Movement	12-16	.429	9,956	n/a
8	Is This Billable?	11-17	.393	11,509	n/a
9	WWJB	7-21	.250	9,842	n/a
10	Dave and the Wingers	7-21	.250	8,388	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (122,18, 7, 7, 21, .250, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ryan Doll - 603 Carl Goetz - 588 Cory Chorpenning - 548 Ken Wilson - 539 Duncan Ferber - 534	Freda Schroeder - 528 Janelle Lamar - 388 Andrea Caudillo - 376 Patty Morrisey - 375 Lindsay Jamis - 369
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 662 Ryan Doll - 658 Aubrey Moren - 647 David Parre - 609 Will Jeter - 607	Freda Schroeder - 643 Blair Vance - 599 Patty Morrisey - 591 Lindsay Jamis - 587 Janelle Lamar - 577
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 243 Ryan Doll - 235 Cory Chorpenning - 208 Ken Wilson - 203 Kendall Kukowski - 203 (t) Jason Carpio - 200	Freda Schroeder - 222 Patty Morrisey - 165 Blair Vance - 164 Andrea Caudillo - 159 Lindsay Jamis - 148
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 267 Ryan Doll - 253 Jason Carpio - 229 Aubrey Moren - 223 Will Jeter - 220 Drew Eldridge - 220 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 260 Blair Vance - 248 Patty Morrisey - 237 Lindsay Jamis - 220 Andrea Caudillo - 211
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Carl Goetz - 74 Ryan Doll - 58 Jason Carpio - 37 Drew Eldridge - 36 Aubrey Moren - 34	Blair Vance - 70 Freda Schroeder - 70 (t) Patty Morrisey - 55 Lindsay Jamis - 39 Andrea Caudillo - 24 Amanda Zahnweh - 17