The thirteenth week of Spring 2008 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Angela Bradford landed this week's high game for the women with a 182, and women's high series was bagged by Jennifer Seefeldt with a 486. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (237) and series (657). Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels traded lane malfunctions with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Led by Phil Schroeder with his breathtaking 580 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. As for the opposition, Seth Gunderson showed off in Dr. Strangelanes with his 514 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 1st place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 5th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens spent a romantic evening with 3 Dudes and a Doll. In spite of top-billing by James Long with his below-average 493 series, Split Happens got swept by 3 Dudes and a Doll. Countering this, Chris Rigdon took the lead in 3 Dudes and a Doll with his above-average 550 as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd.
On lanes 23 & 24: It's Britney, Bitch spent some quality time with Dios Mios. Regardless of the star power of Dave Winger with his below-average 374 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Sabrina Gray, Britney managed only 1.5 wins against Dios Mios. Across the ball return, Bill Krejci ruled Dios Mios with his above-average 558 as his team took the series with 2.5 wins. It's Britney, Bitch remains in 9th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla kept grabbing the balls of ?. Even though highlighted by the skills of Travis Kleiner with his 450 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against ?. Conversely, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Rob Kaszuba dominated ? with his phenomenal 523 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla remains in 8th place, while ? remains in 4th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sofa King Good entered a showdown to the death with You Don't Know Sh!t. Though featuring Don Glasscock with his 657 series, Sofa King accomplished only 1 win against Don't Know Sh!t. On the flipside, Duncan Ferber drew the spotlight in Don't Know Sh!t with his 589 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sofa King Good drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd.
Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (203), Chris Rigdon (220), Cory Chorpenning (212,202), Don Glasscock (212,208,237), Duncan Ferber (205), John Coleman (223), and Phil Schroeder (222)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Don Glasscock cleaned up Division 1, while Phil Schroeder walloped Division 2. Jennifer Seefeldt spanked Division 3, and Rob Kaszuba vanquished Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Jeff Unseld (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock runs the show in Division 1; Dennis Laube calls the shots for Division 2; Kris Hiestand holds the reins in Division 3; and Shaun Crockett governs Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will chuck some balls with 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 217). Don't Know Sh!t is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Britney is forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Sofa King Good will socialize with 4th-place ? (hcp 96). Sofa King might maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while ? ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 68) will roll against 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Dr. Strangelanes will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 29) will chill with 6th-place Dios Mios. Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 23) will spend some quality time with 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels. 3 Dudes and a Doll is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Rob Kaszuba
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Rob Kaszuba
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Oh, that's Freda's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture."
Shaun Crockett, describing Kris Hiestand to one of the rookies.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
| Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
| 1 |
Bad Newz Kennels |
36-16 |
.692 |
25,178 |
n/a |
| 2 |
You Don't Know Sh!t |
35-17 |
.673 |
28,759 |
n/a |
| 3 |
3 Dudes and a Doll |
31-21 |
.596 |
23,932 |
n/a |
| 4 |
? |
28-24 |
.538 |
21,649 |
n/a |
| 5 |
Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... |
25-27 |
.481 |
24,030 |
n/a |
| 6 |
Dios Mios |
23.5-28.5 |
.452 |
22,183 |
+1 |
| 7 |
Sofa King Good |
22-30 |
.423 |
26,530 |
-1 |
| 8 |
Ebowla |
22-30 |
.423 |
20,734 |
n/a |
| 9 |
It's Britney, Bitch |
18.5-33.5 |
.356 |
18,476 |
n/a |
| 10 |
Split Happens |
16-36 |
.308 |
17,273 |
n/a |
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (107,17, 13, 16, 36, .308, 0, 10)
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