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Spring 2008, Week 10

Posted by BowlingBot March 25, 2008 Spring 2008, Week 10 View Score Sheets

Spring 2008 Week 10 Robo-RecapThe Spring 2008 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford landed this week's high game for the women with a 204, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 528. As for the men, Kendall Kukowski snagged this week's high game with a 217, and high series was earned by John Coleman with a 588. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels took turns kicking the ball return with 3 Dudes and a Doll. Showcasing Freda Schroeder with her above-average 528 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against 3 Dudes and a Doll. In the meantime, Chris Rigdon shined in 3 Dudes and a Doll with his below-average 484 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 1st place, while 3 Dudes and a Doll sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

week10On lanes 21 & 22: You Don't Know Sh!t had some one-on-one time with Dios Mios. Featuring Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 572 series, Don't Know Sh!t collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. In the midst of this, Bill Krejci oversaw Dios Mios with his below-average 505 despite his team notching only a single win. You Don't Know Sh!t leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Dios Mios remain in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sofa King Good spent a romantic evening with ?. In spite of the prowess of Angela Bradford with her 489 series, Sofa King got swept by ?. Across the ball return, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head John Coleman reigned supreme in ? with his above-average 588 as they swept the competition. Sofa King Good plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while ? moves 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt spent some quality time with Ebowla. Headlined by Seth Gunderson with his below-average 467 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett, Dr. Strangelanes split the series with Ebowla. On the other half of the score sheet, Travis Kleiner took the lead in Ebowla with his 471 as they matched their opponent in wins. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: It's Britney, Bitch couldn't stop inappropriately groping Split Happens. Even though highlighted by the skills of Jeff Unseld with his above-average 401 series, Britney accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Concurrently, Ryan Simonet dominated Split Happens with his above-average 478 as his team took the series with 3 wins. It's Britney, Bitch remains in 9th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (204), Cory Chorpenning (211), and Kendall Kukowski (217)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Ben Carmean (188, previous best 177).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Kendall Kukowski came closest), while John Coleman staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 2. Kris Hiestand rolled his ass to the top of Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ben Carmean came closest). Finally, Rob Kaszuba (Division 4) trounced this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Kendall Kukowski governs Division 1; Dennis Laube holds the reins in Division 2; Kris Hiestand runs the show in Division 3; and Aubrey Moren calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 4th-place Dios Mios (hcp 129) will meet with 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. Dios Mios are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Don't Know Sh!t is forecast to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place ? (hcp 58) will test their mettle against 6th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. ? might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Sofa King Good will share a couple of pitchers with 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 121). Sofa King will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while Ebowla will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will hang out with 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 128). 3 Dudes and a Doll might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Britney ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels will tussle with 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 96). The Kennels are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens are anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Shaun Crockett
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Coleman
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Coleman
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."

Chris Rigdon, collecting orders for the snack bar.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 28-12 .700 19,331 n/a
2 You Don't Know Sh!t 24-16 .600 22,027 +1
3 3 Dudes and a Doll 23-17 .575 18,435 -1
4 Dios Mios 21-19 .525 17,124 n/a
5 ? 21-19 .525 16,387 +1
6 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 18-22 .450 18,456 +1
7 Sofa King Good 17-23 .425 20,592 -2
8 Ebowla 17-23 .425 15,886 n/a
9 It's Britney, Bitch 15-25 .375 14,188 n/a
10 Split Happens 13-27 .325 14,247 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 10
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
John Coleman - 588
Cory Chorpenning - 572
Kendall Kukowski - 567
Bill Krejci - 505
Dennis Laube - 496
Freda Schroeder - 528
Angela Bradford - 489
Jennifer Seefeldt - 429
Sarah Buchanan - 365
Sabrina Gray - 355
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
John Coleman - 657
Kendall Kukowski - 639
Joel Teply - 616
Ryan Simonet - 612
Rob Kaszuba - 612 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 612
Sarah Buchanan - 581
Amy Goodnow - 565
Angela Bradford - 561
Sabrina Gray - 556
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Kendall Kukowski - 217
Cory Chorpenning - 211
John Coleman - 199
Jason Garcia - 191
Dennis Laube - 191 (t)
Chris Rigdon - 188
Ben Carmean - 188 (t)
Angela Bradford - 204
Freda Schroeder - 196
Jennifer Seefeldt - 145
Sabrina Gray - 133
Sarah Buchanan - 132
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Garcia - 249
Ben Carmean - 242
Kendall Kukowski - 241
Joel Teply - 227
Ryan Simonet - 223
Angela Bradford - 228
Freda Schroeder - 224
Sarah Buchanan - 204
Sabrina Gray - 200
Amy Goodnow - 190
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Garcia - 64
Ben Carmean - 56
Kendall Kukowski - 47
Joel Teply - 44
Ryan Simonet - 35
Angela Bradford - 34
Freda Schroeder - 31
Sarah Buchanan - 22
Sabrina Gray - 17
Amy Goodnow - 10


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