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Fall 2007, Week 12

Posted by BowlingBot November 13, 2007 Fall 2007, Week 12 View Score Sheets

Fall 2007 Week 12 Robo-RecapThe tweltfh week of Fall 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (206) and series (497) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (226) and series (603) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla shared a few beers with Seefeldt the Glasscock. With top billing by Travis Kleiner with his above-average 434 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over the Glasscock. In the meantime, Don Glasscock took the lead in the Glasscock with his below-average 603 despite his team getting swept. Ebowla remains in 9th place, while the Glasscock plunges 2 spots to 4th.

Jeremy Cline celebrates the passage of medical marijuana in Missouri.On lanes 21 & 22: Cannonbelt Run took turns kicking the ball return with Split Happens. Though reinforced by Nik Domann with his above-average 544 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Head-to-Head Ben Carmean called the shots for Split Happens with his exceptional 490 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels waged a heated competition against The GameCox. Headlined by Freda Schroeder with her 497 series, the Kennels celebrated a clean sweep over the GameCox. On the other side, Jim Jeter commanded the GameCox with his 413 despite his team getting swept. Bad Newz Kennels leap 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Your Mom couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Seriously Handicapped. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Power-Ranked John Richardson and his thrilling 527 series, Your Mom celebrated a clean sweep over the Handicapped. Conversely, Tyler Hilker guided the Handicapped with his 498 despite his team getting swept. Your Mom remains in 8th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios had a delightful time with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Featuring Kris Hiestand with his 401 series, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against I Don't Know. As for the opposition, Cory Chorpenning ruled I Don't Know with his below-average 562 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios leap 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while I Don't Know sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (219), Don Glasscock (208,226), Freda Schroeder (206), John Richardson (201), and Nik Domann (211,200)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Ben Lee (181, previous best 167). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Ben Lee (430, previous best 419).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Freda Schroeder came closest). Chris Lewis clobbered Division 3, and Ben Carmean won Division 4. Finally, Will Jeter (Division 2) eradicated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber dominates Division 1; Nik Domann is in the driver's seat in Division 2; David Parre holds the reins in Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar and Travis Kleiner lead Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Split Happens will hang out with 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 40). Split Happens are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom is forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place The GameCox will tussle with 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 56). The GameCox might perform well and sweep the series; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will chill with 5th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 68). I Don't Know will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while Cannonbelt will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will spend some quality time with 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 103). The Glasscock might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Dios Mios ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 129) will throw some gutter balls with 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels. The Handicapped is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels are anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Brian Henderson
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Richardson
Runner Up:
Ben Carmean

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ben Carmean
Runner Up:
Sabrina Gray

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."

Freda Schroeder, explaining why she didn't get promoted to Group Creative Director.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 31-17 .646 23,754 +2
2 Sh!t, I Don't Know 30-18 .625 24,668 -1
3 Dios Mios 29-19 .604 22,229 +2
4 Seefeldt the Glasscock 28-20 .583 26,761 -2
5 Cannonbelt Run 28-20 .583 22,132 -1
6 Split Happens 22-26 .458 20,963 +1
7 The GameCox 21-27 .438 18,667 -1
8 Your Mom 19-29 .396 19,531 n/a
9 Ebowla 19-29 .396 17,561 n/a
10 Seriously Handicapped 13-35 .271 18,010 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 603
Cory Chorpenning - 562
Duncan Ferber - 559
Nik Domann - 544
John Richardson - 527
Freda Schroeder - 497
Janelle Lamar - 403
Sabrina Gray - 397
Amy Goodnow - 332
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
John Richardson - 671
Ben Carmean - 658
Ben Lee - 648
Ryan Simonet - 626
Nik Domann - 625
Sabrina Gray - 617
Freda Schroeder - 590
Janelle Lamar - 578
Amy Goodnow - 574
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 226
Cory Chorpenning - 219
Nik Domann - 211
John Richardson - 201
Phil Schroeder - 199
Freda Schroeder - 206
Janelle Lamar - 176
Sabrina Gray - 137
Amy Goodnow - 122
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Ben Lee - 253
John Richardson - 249
Ryan Simonet - 240
Nik Domann - 238
Travis Kleiner - 234
Kendall Kukowski - 234 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 237
Janelle Lamar - 234
Sabrina Gray - 210
Amy Goodnow - 202
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Ben Lee - 72
John Richardson - 61
Ryan Simonet - 55
Brian Henderson - 48
Travis Kleiner - 47
Ben Carmean - 47 (t)
Janelle Lamar - 49
Freda Schroeder - 45
Sabrina Gray - 29
Amy Goodnow - 23


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