The third week of Fall 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 170, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder and Jennifer Seefeldt, who tied with a 465. As for the men, Steve Kiernan earned this week's high game (236) and series (612).And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Cannonbelt Run accepted a challenge by Sh!t, I Don't Know. Reinforced by Chris Glaros with his 467 series, Cannonbelt collected 3 wins against I Don't Know. Countering this, Cory Chorpenning mastered I Don't Know with his 567 despite his team notching only a single win. Cannonbelt Run drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while I Don't Know plunges 2 spots to 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Your Mom faced off against Split Happens. Although topped by Ryan Doll with his below-average 483 series, Your Mom got swept by Split Happens. While that was going down, Nick Allegri dominated Split Happens with his above-average 537 as they swept the competition. Your Mom drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Split Happens jump 2 spots to 6th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Dios Mios spent a romantic evening with Seefeldt the Glasscock. Regardless of the star power of Steve Kiernan with his above-average 612 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Dios Mios accomplished only 1 win against the Glasscock. On the other side, Ken M. Wilson laid down the law in the Glasscock with his above-average 597 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dios Mios drop 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while the Glasscock remains in 1st.
On lanes 25 & 26: Bad Newz Kennels kept stealing sips of beer from Seriously Handicapped. Led by Carl Goetz with his above-average 600 series, the Kennels celebrated a clean sweep over the Handicapped. Concurrently, Tyler Hilker oversaw the Handicapped with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 476 despite his team getting swept. Bad Newz Kennels leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while the Handicapped remains in 9th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ebowla couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of The GameCox. Despite the strength of Tom Finley with his 345 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Will Jeter took the lead in the GameCox with his wondrous 539 as they swept the competition. Ebowla remains in 10th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to 4th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (218), Brian Eye (201), Carl Goetz (205,217), Cory Chorpenning (206), Ken M. Wilson (208), Nick Allegri (202), and Steve Kiernan (236,222)

The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:
DIVISION 1 1. Don Glasscock 2. Brian Eye 3. Cory Chorpenning 4. Ken Wilson 5. Steve Kiernan 6. Carl Goetz 7. Duncan Ferber 8. Bill Krejci 9. Tyler Hilker 10. Ryan Doll | DIVISION 2 1. Nick Allegri 2. Jason Carpio 3. Will Jeter 4. Freda Schroeder 5. James Long 6. Nik Domann 7. Kendall Kukowski 8. Phil Schroeder 9. Dennis Laube 10. Jennifer Seefeldt | DIVISION 3 1. Scott Murdock 2. Seth Gunderson 3. David Parre 4. Chris Lewis 5. Shaun Crockett 6. Amanda Cox Jeter 7. Ben Carmean 8. Janelle Lamar 9. Ryan Simonet 10. Travis Kleiner | DIVISION 4 1. John Kroenke 2. Brian Henderson 3. Kris Hiestand 4. Tom Finley 5. John Keck 6. Ben Lee 7. Sabrina Gray 8. Carly Smith-Spydell 9. Amy Goodnow |
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 186) will meet with 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Your Mom is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Glasscock is forecast to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will share a couple of pitchers with 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 14). I Don't Know might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Cannonbelt Run will hang out with 4th-place The GameCox. Cannonbelt will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the GameCox will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Split Happens will battle 10th-place Ebowla (hcp 89). Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Dios Mios will roll against 9th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 81). Dios Mios are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Handicapped is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 10-2 | .833 | 6,823 | n/a |
2 | Bad Newz Kennels | 10-2 | .833 | 5,897 | +1 |
3 | Dios Mios | 8-4 | .667 | 5,618 | -1 |
4 | The GameCox | 8-4 | .667 | 5,224 | +2 |
5 | Cannonbelt Run | 7-5 | .583 | 5,343 | -1 |
6 | Split Happens | 6-6 | .500 | 5,226 | +2 |
7 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 5-7 | .417 | 5,440 | -2 |
8 | Your Mom | 4-8 | .333 | 4,767 | -1 |
9 | Seriously Handicapped | 1-11 | .083 | 4,492 | n/a |
10 | Ebowla | 1-11 | .083 | 4,222 | n/a |