The Fall 2006 season is now underway, with ten teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Deena Slinkard landed this week's high game for the women with a 192, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 502. As for the men, David Codding earned this week's high game (222) and series (623). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 11 & 12: New Balls, Old Rack waged a heated competition against Guttersluts. Showcasing Ken M. Wilson with his 527 series, the Old Rack collected 3 wins against the Guttersluts. Conversely, Kris Hiestand reigned supreme in the Guttersluts with his 347 despite his team notching only a single win. New Balls, Old Rack starts out in 4th place, while the Guttersluts commence the season with 9th.

On lanes 13 & 14: Hez-Bowl-lah couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of All Belts Are Off. Despite being led by Nik Domann with his 473 series, Hez-Bowl-lah accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. Countering this, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head David Codding dominated the Belt with his 623 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Hez-Bowl-lah begins the season in 6th place, while the Belt starts off with 2nd.

On lanes 15 & 16: Frickin' Ten Pins had some one-on-one time with TBD. Topped by Carl Goetz with his 539 series, Frickin' Ten Pins celebrated a clean sweep over TBD. In the meantime, David Parre showed off in TBD with his 456 despite his team getting swept. Frickin' Ten Pins leaves the gate in 1st place, while TBD gets going with 10th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Manute Bowl alternated between bowling and dry humping Bowlkake2. Although blessed by Andy McLeod with his 435 series, Manute Bowl accomplished only 1 win against Bowlkake2. Simultaneously, Thomas Lin ruled Bowlkake2 with his 548 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Manute Bowl begins with 7th place, while Bowlkake2 gets rolling in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter tussled with Split Happens. In spite of top-billing by Ryan Doll with his 475 series, Not Gutter accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Across the ball return, Nick Allegri oversaw Split Happens with his 545 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter 8th place, while Split Happens 5th.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (220), David Codding (209,222), Nik Domann (200), and Thomas Lin (211)

The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Manute Bowl (hcp 49) will spend some quality time with 6th-place Hez-Bowl-lah. Manute Bowl is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Hez-Bowl-lah is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 4th-place New Balls, Old Rack will chill with 10th-place TBD (estimated estimated hcp 91). The Old Rack might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while TBD ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Guttersluts (estimated estimated hcp 103) will meet with 8th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter. The Guttersluts will likely astounding and sweep the series; while Not Gutter will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Frickin' Ten Pins will roll against 5th-place Split Happens (hcp 72). Frickin' Ten Pins might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Split Happens; while Split Happens ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bowlkake2 (estimated hcp 120) will hang out with 2nd-place All Belts Are Off. Bowlkake2 is predicted to remarkable and sweep the series; while the Belt is anticipated to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.

THIS WEEK'S MVB No one Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Nick Allegri	#1 H2H BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Ryan's balls were all over the place." Thomas Lin, who seemed far too happy about it.