The Spring 2006 season draws to a close, with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! officially earning this season's championship title! A stagnated final week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (453) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (241) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! had some one-on-one time with Bowl Movement. Led by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 648 series, the Belt split the series with Bowl Movement. Conversely, David Codding called the shots for Bowl Movement with his 574 as they matched their opponent in wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! end in 1st place, while Bowl Movement cross the finish line in 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora did battle with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Highlighting the skills of Dennis Laube with his above-average 555 series, Bora Bora split the series with Yoohoo. Countering this, Thomas Lin took the lead in Yoohoo with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora finish in 3rd place, while Yoohoo end up with 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens spent some quality time with Guttersluts. Notwithstanding the leadership of James Long with his below-average 471 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. As for the opposition, Dana Babler shined in Guttersluts with her exceptional 411 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens complete in 5th place, while Guttersluts come out in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama took turns kicking the ball return with Tatonka. Starring Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton and his awe-inspiring 510 series, Yo Mama celebrated a clean sweep over Tatonka. In the meantime, Will Jeter laid down the law in Tatonka with his above-average 480 despite his team getting swept. Yo Mama close out in 7th place, while Tatonka wind up in 8th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (216), David Codding (224), Ken M. Wilson (215), Pat Searcy (215,241), Seth Gunderson (222), and Thomas Lin (205,215)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Dennis Laube (Division 2), with landing in second place. Dennis will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton
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