The fifth week of Fall 2005 saw four teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (157) and series (446) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 230, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 598. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Munson'd shared a few beers with Same Belt, New Notch. Notwithstanding the leadership of Mark Belles with his 364 series, Munson'd got swept by the Belt. Countering this, Carl Goetz called the shots for the Belt with his above-average 577 as they swept the competition. Munson'd remains in 8th place, while the Belt jumps 2 spots to 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora! celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Derka, Derka. Headlined by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Richardson and his amazing 476 series, Bora Bora! celebrated a clean sweep over Derka, Derka. As for the opposition, Rich DeYoung mastered Derka, Derka with his below-average 518 despite his team getting swept. Bora Bora! leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Derka, Derka plunges 3 spots to 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Tatonka matched wits with Harry Potter and the Magic Balls. With the strength of Will Jeter with his below-average 470 series, Tatonka celebrated a clean sweep over Harry Potter. On the other half of the score sheet, David Hayob dominated Harry Potter with his 449 despite his team getting swept. Tatonka leaps 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while Harry Potter remains in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: The Big LeBowlskies traded lane malfunctions with Three Men and a Babe. In spite of the prowess of Nik Domann with his 536 series, The Big LeBowlskies got swept by Three Men and a Babe. On the flipside, Ken M. Wilson commanded Three Men and a Babe with his 598 as they swept the competition. The Big LeBowlskies plummet 4 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Three Men and a Babe jumps 2 spots to 3rd.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (230), David Codding (200), David Parre (210), and Ken M. Wilson (209)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson dominated Division 1, while Seth Gunderson triumphed over his enemies in Division 2. Phil Schroeder walloped Division 3, and Andrea DeLong swept Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson reigns over Division 1; Seth Gunderson is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Phil Schroeder leads Division 3; and Andrea DeLong runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Three Men and a Babe will compete against 1st-place Tatonka (hcp 121). Three Men and a Babe is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Tatonka is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 7th-place Harry Potter and the Magic Balls (hcp 44) will battle 6th-place The Big LeBowlskies. Harry Potter might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with The Big LeBowlskies; while The Big LeBowlskies ought to drop their average a bit while keep the series tied.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Bora Bora! (hcp 116) will face 2nd-place Same Belt, New Notch. Bora Bora! will likely roll decently, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place Derka, Derka will test their mettle against 8th-place Munson'd (hcp 92). Derka, Derka is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Munson'd is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

THIS WEEK'S MVB John Richardson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Greg Franklin	#1 H2H BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea." Freda Schroeder, always with an excuse for a crappy game.