A stagnated fourth week of Fall 2003 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (196) and series (504) for the women. As for the men, David Codding snagged this week's high game with a 212, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 591. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Bowlers of Mass Confusion couldn't stop inappropriately groping Theee Beeelt. Headlined by Justin Strelow with his above-average 474 series, Mass Confusion split the series with Theee Beeelt. On the other half of the score sheet, Most Valuable Bowler Aaron Weidner dominated Theee Beeelt with his stupendous 531 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowlers of Mass Confusion remains in 6th place, while Theee Beeelt remains in 5th.
On lanes 19 & 20: Atomic Goo sparred with Gutter Minds. Even though highlighted by the skills of Steve Robinson with his 453 series, Atomic Goo accomplished only 1 win against Gutter Minds. On the flipside, Bob Brunker called the shots for Gutter Minds with his above-average 554 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Atomic Goo remains in 8th place, while Gutter Minds remain in 4th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Anchors Aweigh! alternated between bowling and dry humping Spare Change. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz and his above-average 591 series, the Anchors split the series with Spare Change. Simultaneously, Demond Robinson showed off in Spare Change with his 503 as they matched their opponent in wins. Anchors Aweigh! remains in 1st place, while Spare Change remains in 3rd.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Bowl me Ishmael! waged a heated competition against Wolverines. Despite the strength of Dennis Pruitt with his 398 series, Ishmael accomplished only 1 win against the Wolverines. Meanwhile, #1 Power-Ranked Dennis Laube oversaw the Wolverines with his marvelous 529 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowl me Ishmael! remains in 7th place, while the Wolverines remain in 2nd.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Aaron Weidner (200), Carl Goetz (202,203), David Codding (212,204), Dennis Laube (209), Jason Carpio (201), and Jeff Geheb (200)
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personal high game was set tonight by Aaron Weidner (200, previous best 189). In addition, a new
personal best series was rolled by Aaron Weidner (531, previous best 500).
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz crushed Division 1, while Aaron Weidner walloped Division 2. Scott Murdock staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Marca Robinson came closest).
In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz tops Division 1; Aaron Weidner runs the show in Division 2; Scott Murdock is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Marca Robinson calls the shots for Division 4.
NEXT WEEK: - First, on lanes 15&16, 8th-place Atomic Goo (hcp 136) will throw some gutter balls with 1st-place Anchors Aweigh!. Atomic Goo is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Anchors are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 17&18, 2nd-place Wolverines (hcp 4) will roll against 5th-place Theee Beeelt. The Wolverines might perform well and win the series; while Theee Beeelt ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Bowlers of Mass Confusion will chuck some balls with 7th-place Bowl me Ishmael! (estimated hcp 88). Mass Confusion will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while Ishmael will probably raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Spare Change (hcp 17) will tussle with 4th-place Gutter Minds. Spare Change is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Gutter Minds are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Dennis Laube
Runner Up:
Aaron Weidner
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
Bob Brunker
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."
Paul Linder, collecting orders for the snack bar.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Top Individual Achievements for Week 4
On lanes 17 & 18: Bowl me Ishmael! faced off against Spare Change. Blessed by Paul Linder with his below-average 352 series, Ishmael split the series with Spare Change. As for the opposition, Bill Krejci commanded Spare Change with his below-average 456 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowl me Ishmael! remains in 7th place, while Spare Change sinks 1 spot to 5th. 
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