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Trap No Longer Trapped

Posted by ScooterJ September 29, 2015 Fall 2015, Week 6 View Score Sheets

The last night of bowling before a two-week pause saw some shifts in the standings that could lead to some unexpected matchups for the position round.On lanes 41 & 42: Hold My Beer, Watch This thought that since they were bowling the last place team, they'd continue their rise towards first place. Unfortunately for them no one warned them that It's A Trap! Despite a 632 series from Kody Karnes, the rest of the team stumbled and bumbled about in their Blue Moon drunkenness and forgot they were supposed to actually bowling. This made it easy for Andrew Finger to cast a net with his 603 series and snare 3 wins, enough to lead his team out of last place. Hold My Beer drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while It's A Trap! moves up to 6th.

On lanes 43 & 44: Ray & Stevie faced off against 404: Team Name Not Found. Led by Mr. Magoo and his 480 series, Ray & Stevie prevented Not Found from getting the clean sweep they were expecting. Luckily Sean Simmons turned things around with his 494 series, with support from a second MVB performance by Zach Cross. Team Name Not Found won the remaining games and climbs 1 spot to 4th place.

When he wasn't rolling strikes, Ian spent his down time finding new places to store Scoot's poker cards.

Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! has been struggling to hit their stride this season, but when Aubrey Moren rolled a 258 in game 2 it seemed their fortunes might have changed. But then Aubrey managed to crack the top ten in the largest swings between games in league history. Leading his team with a 581 series, Aubrey was unable to lead his team to any wins. On the other side of the coin, Ian Goetz took the reins of his mostly well-over-average team with a 639 series to score a clean sweep. Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Salt Water Taffy continues to chew on 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 47 & 48: Stephen Hawking's Dance Club boogied the night away with Split It & Hit It, and in the end both teams wound up just as they started. A split series, and no movement in the standings. Michael Gordon led the Dance Club with a 580 series, while Dennis Blake and his 561 series topped Split It. Stephen Hawking's Dance Club remains in 2nd place, and Split It & Hit It remains in 3rd.

We do not bowl on October 6th. Bowling is what we do not do that day. Of all things to do on October 6, bowling not one. Learn this well, young Gunderson.This week in Tournament of Champions, Ian Goetz pulled back into the lead of Division 1. Dennis Blake continues tearing it up in Division 2, the rest of that division might as well just stay home at this point. Division 3 had no winner this week and is still anybody's game. Division 4 also had no real winner, however Dennis Cummings is creeping up on Michael Smith.Bowlers who won't be joining The 200 Club on October 6 include: Andrew Finger (208,244), Aubrey Moren (258), Carl Goetz (225,224), Ian Goetz (217,232), Jonathan Vigliaturo (205), Kody Karnes (226,214), Michael Gordon (220), Phil Schroeder (206), and Seth Gunderson (217,219)See you in two Tuesdays!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Zach Cross
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Sean Simmons
Runner Up:
Ian Goetz

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ian Goetz
Runner Up:
Seth Gunderson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"My last three bowel movements knocked down more pins than these guys."

Kody Karnes, on the crappy performance of his teammates tonight

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Salt Water Taffy 19-5 .792 13,212 n/a
2 Stephen Hawking's Dance Club 17-7 .708 10,941 n/a
3 Split It & Hit It 14-10 .583 10,415 n/a
4 404: Team Name Not Found 14-10 .583 10,275 +1
5 Hold My Beer, Watch This 12-12 .500 12,315 -1
6 It's A Trap! 10-14 .417 9,525 +1
7 Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! 9-15 .375 11,911 -1
8 Ray & Stevie 0-24 .000 1,440 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 6
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ian Goetz - 639
Kody Karnes - 632
Seth Gunderson - 617
Carl Goetz - 604
Andrew Finger - 603
Freda Schroeder - 441
Chelsie Finger - 389
Meghan Cummings - 354
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Ian Goetz - 663
Seth Gunderson - 653
Sean Simmons - 650
Phil Schroeder - 647
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 645
Meghan Cummings - 582
Freda Schroeder - 558
Chelsie Finger - 557
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Aubrey Moren - 258
Andrew Finger - 244
Ian Goetz - 232
Kody Karnes - 226
Carl Goetz - 225
Chelsie Finger - 166
Freda Schroeder - 152
Meghan Cummings - 137
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Aubrey Moren - 269
Andrew Finger - 252
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 247
Sean Simmons - 243
Ian Goetz - 240
Chelsie Finger - 222
Meghan Cummings - 213
Freda Schroeder - 191
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Aubrey Moren - 72
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 58
Sean Simmons - 56
Andrew Finger - 55
Michael Smith - 50
Chelsie Finger - 36
Meghan Cummings - 32
Freda Schroeder - 1

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