The Spring 2003 season draws to a close, with D-Day officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (165) and series (443) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (214) and series (542) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Bowlers of Mass Destruction shared a platter of cheese sticks with D-Day. Regardless of the star power of Justin Strelow with his above-average 495 series, Mass Destruction managed only 1.5 wins against D-Day. On the flipside, Demond Robinson oversaw D-Day with his above-average 515 as his team took the series with 2.5 wins. Bowlers of Mass Destruction drops 1 spot in the standings to end in 2nd place, while D-Day moves 1 spot to come out in 1st.

On lanes 19 & 20: Top Guns sparred with When Push Comes To Shove. In spite of top-billing by Pat Searcy with his 542 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against the Shovers. In the midst of this, David Codding drew the spotlight in the Shovers with his 539 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns drop 1 spot in the standings to complete in 4th place, while the Shovers move 1 spot to wind up in 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Canned Crabs couldn't stop inappropriately groping The Good Sons. In spite of the prowess of Eric Lynch with his below-average 441 series, the Crabs accomplished only 1 win against the Sons. On the other half of the score sheet, Michelle Tollefson guided the Sons with her above-average 392 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Canned Crabs plummet 2 spots in the standings to end the season in 7th place, while the Sons move 1 spot to end up with 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Hulk Smash! had a delightful time with Spanked. Despite the strength of Carl Goetz with his below-average 509 series, the Hulk got swept by Spanked. Concurrently, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Bill Krejci showed off in Spanked with his above-average 541 as they swept the competition. Hulk Smash! drops 1 spot in the standings to finish in 8th place, while Spanked jumps 2 spots to cross the finish line in 6th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: David Codding (213) and Pat Searcy (214)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Marca Robinson (Division 4), with Jim Jones (Division 2) landing in second place. Marca will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Jim will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Bill Krejci Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Bill Krejci Runner Up: Demond Robinson	#1 H2H BOWLER Bill Krejci Runner Up: Demond Robinson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." Michelle Tollefson, letting her inner führer out.