The fourteenth week of Fall 2006 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (165) and series (463) for the women, while John Boren earned this week's high game (255) and series (666) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Hez-Bowl-lah spent a romantic evening with Frickin' Ten Pins. With top billing by Most Valuable Bowler Jason Carpio and his above-average 547 series, Hez-Bowl-lah split the series with Frickin' Ten Pins. On the other side, Carl Goetz shined in Frickin' Ten Pins with his 520 as they matched their opponent in wins. Hez-Bowl-lah remains in 1st place, while Frickin' Ten Pins remain in 6th.
On lanes 17 & 18: Guttersluts celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Split Happens. Highlighting the skills of #1 Power-Ranked John Boren and his powerful 666 series, the Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all the Guttersluts needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Guttersluts remains in 10th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 4th.
On lanes 19 & 20: New Balls, Old Rack alternated between bowling and dry humping I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter. While headlined by Ken M. Wilson with his 577 series, the Old Rack got swept by Not Gutter. Conversely, #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll ruled Not Gutter with his dramatic 583 as they swept the competition. New Balls, Old Rack drops 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Not Gutter remains in 9th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Manute Bowl deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of All Belts Are Off. Despite the strength of Andy McLeod with his stunning 506 series, Manute Bowl accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. Concurrently, Pat Searcy drew the spotlight in the Belt with his above-average 567 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Manute Bowl remains in 8th place, while the Belt remains in 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: TBD did battle with Bowlkake2. Although topped by David Parre with his 469 series, TBD accomplished only 1 win against Bowlkake2. In the meantime, Cory Chorpenning took the lead in Bowlkake2 with his above-average 589 as his team took the series with 3 wins. TBD remains in 7th place, while Bowlkake2 jumps 2 spots to 2nd.
Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (205), Cory Chorpenning (235,218), Jason Carpio (202), John Boren (221,255), Ken M. Wilson (208,203), Pat Searcy (203,202), Ryan Doll (212), and Thomas Lin (221)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Stefan Miller cleaned up Division 1, while Ryan Doll swept Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Phil Schroeder came closest), and Aaron Hoyt trounced Division 4. Finally, David Parre (Division 3) spanked this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Stefan Miller calls the shots for Division 1; Ryan Doll leads Division 2; Phil Schroeder dominates Division 3; and Andy McLeod holds the reins in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 15&16, 10th-place Guttersluts (hcp 80) will chuck some balls with 7th-place TBD. The Guttersluts are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while TBD is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 17&18, 9th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (hcp 92) will compete against 6th-place Frickin' Ten Pins. Not Gutter might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Frickin' Ten Pins ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Manute Bowl (hcp 20) will tussle with 4th-place Split Happens. Manute Bowl will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Hez-Bowl-lah (hcp 12) will roll against 2nd-place Bowlkake2. Hez-Bowl-lah might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowlkake2 ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place New Balls, Old Rack (hcp 22) will test their mettle against 5th-place All Belts Are Off. The Old Rack is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with the Belt; while the Belt is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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John Boren
Runner Up:
Ryan Doll
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Ryan Doll
Runner Up:
John Boren
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I love Chris's leathery ball bag."
Bob Brunker, on the rugged texture a well-worn bag.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
| Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
| 1 |
Hez-Bowl-lah |
36-20 |
.643 |
26,043 |
n/a |
| 2 |
Bowlkake2 |
33-23 |
.589 |
27,524 |
+2 |
| 3 |
New Balls, Old Rack |
32-24 |
.571 |
26,622 |
-1 |
| 4 |
Split Happens |
31-25 |
.554 |
21,659 |
-1 |
| 5 |
All Belts Are Off |
28-28 |
.500 |
27,867 |
n/a |
| 6 |
Frickin' Ten Pins |
27-29 |
.482 |
26,006 |
n/a |
| 7 |
TBD |
26-30 |
.464 |
22,688 |
n/a |
| 8 |
Manute Bowl |
25-31 |
.446 |
21,808 |
n/a |
| 9 |
I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter |
22-34 |
.393 |
21,412 |
n/a |
| 10 |
Guttersluts |
16-40 |
.286 |
12,126 |
n/a |
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (73,14, 14, 16, 40, .286, 0, 10)
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