The sixth week of Spring 2006 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (178) and series (493) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (245) and series (608) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Yo Mama faced off against Tatonka. Showcasing Andy Metzler with his 509 series, Yo Mama collected 3 wins against Tatonka. Conversely, Will Jeter mastered Tatonka with his above-average 486 despite his team notching only a single win. Yo Mama leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Tatonka remains in 7th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora traded lane malfunctions with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Led by Dennis Laube with his 530 series, Bora Bora split the series with the Belt. On the other half of the score sheet, Jason Carpio ruled the Belt with his above-average 602 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Belt remains in 1st.
On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Bowl Movement. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll and his splendid 589 series, Split Happens split the series with Bowl Movement. On the flipside, Carl Goetz reigned supreme in Bowl Movement with his 608 as they matched their opponent in wins. Split Happens leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Bowl Movement remains in 4th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Guttersluts couldn't stop inappropriately groping Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Headlined by Aaron Hoyt with his astonishing 408 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Erin deVries, Guttersluts collected 3 wins against Yoohoo. Countering this, Tim Segraves showed off in Yoohoo with his terrific 599 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts remains in 8th place, while Yoohoo sinks 1 spot to 3rd.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (245), David Codding (201), Jason Carpio (235), Pat Searcy (203), Ryan Doll (203,204), Steve Kiernan (212), and Tim Segraves (234)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy walloped Division 1, while Dennis Laube staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 2. Scott Murdock had his way with Division 3, and Ryan Doll shut down Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Steve Kiernan and Freda Schroeder (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Michael Basham and Pat Searcy dominate Division 1 in a tie; David Codding runs the show in Division 2; Tim Segraves holds the reins in Division 3; and Ryan Doll tops Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Split Happens (hcp 108) will test their mettle against 3rd-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Split Happens are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Yoohoo is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 317) will face 4th-place Bowl Movement. Guttersluts might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowl Movement ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Bora Bora will meet with 5th-place Yo Mama (hcp 68). Bora Bora will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Yo Mama will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 160) will compete against 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Tatonka is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! | 17-7 | .708 | 15,337 | n/a |
2 | Split Happens | 15-9 | .625 | 12,649 | +1 |
3 | Sweeter Than Yoohoo | 14-10 | .583 | 14,674 | -1 |
4 | Bowl Movement | 13-11 | .542 | 16,583 | n/a |
5 | Yo Mama | 12-12 | .500 | 12,628 | +1 |
6 | Bora Bora | 11-13 | .458 | 13,789 | -1 |
7 | Tatonka | 7-17 | .292 | 11,921 | n/a |
8 | Guttersluts | 7-17 | .292 | 9,742 | n/a |