The fourteenth week of Fall 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (183) and series (498) for the women. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 223, and high series was earned by Ryan Doll with a 595. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Bad Newz Kennels couldn't stop inappropriately groping Sh!t, I Don't Know. Regardless of the star power of Dennis Laube with his remarkable 546 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against I Don't Know. Simultaneously, Cory Chorpenning laid down the law in I Don't Know with his 593 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while I Don't Know moves 1 spot to 1st.
On lanes 19 & 20: Seriously Handicapped had a delightful time with Dios Mios. Showcasing Tyler Hilker with his 505 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. On the adjacent lane, #1 Power-Ranked Dave Winger guided Dios Mios with his marvelous 488 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Your Mom. Despite the strength of Ken M. Wilson with his 524 series, the Glasscock accomplished only 1 win against Your Mom. In the midst of this, #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll oversaw Your Mom with his above-average 595 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 4th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.
On lanes 23 & 24: The GameCox had some one-on-one time with Cannonbelt Run. Reinforced by Jason Carpio with his stunning 588 series, the GameCox split the series with Cannonbelt. In the meantime, Nik Domann showed off in Cannonbelt with his 488 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett) as they matched their opponent in wins. The GameCox drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla alternated between bowling and dry humping Split Happens. In spite of top-billing by Travis Kleiner with his 410 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. On the flipside, Nick Allegri drew the spotlight in Split Happens with his below-average 424 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla remains in 7th place, while Split Happens remain in 6th.
Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (208), Dennis Laube (209), Duncan Ferber (204), Jason Carpio (200,223), Nik Domann (200), Ryan Doll (201,201), and Tyler Hilker (216)
A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Shaun Crockett (456, previous best 452).
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Cory Chorpenning came closest), while Ryan Doll won Division 2. Jennifer Seefeldt topped Division 3, and John Kroenke clobbered Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Tyler Hilker (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber dominates Division 1; Nik Domann holds the reins in Division 2; David Parre governs Division 3; and Travis Kleiner tops Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped will hang out with 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 17). The Handicapped is expected to perform well and win the series; while Ebowla is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 136) will face 1st-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Your Mom might perform well and win the series; while I Don't Know ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place The GameCox (hcp 32) will socialize with 3rd-place Dios Mios. The GameCox will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Split Happens (hcp 120). The Kennels might perform well and sweep the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will tussle with 5th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 275). The Glasscock is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Cannonbelt is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 36-20 | .643 | 29,000 | +1 |
| 2 | Bad Newz Kennels | 35-21 | .625 | 27,597 | -1 |
| 3 | Dios Mios | 32-24 | .571 | 25,804 | n/a |
| 4 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 31-25 | .554 | 31,045 | n/a |
| 5 | Cannonbelt Run | 31-25 | .554 | 25,934 | n/a |
| 6 | Split Happens | 28-28 | .500 | 24,438 | n/a |
| 7 | Ebowla | 24-32 | .429 | 20,567 | n/a |
| 8 | Your Mom | 23-33 | .411 | 22,866 | +1 |
| 9 | The GameCox | 23-33 | .411 | 22,054 | -1 |
| 10 | Seriously Handicapped | 17-39 | .304 | 21,013 | n/a |
