The fourteenth week of Fall 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (183) and series (498) for the women. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 223, and high series was earned by Ryan Doll with a 595. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Bad Newz Kennels tussled with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Though reinforced by Dennis Laube with his spectacular 546 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against I Don't Know. In the meantime, Cory Chorpenning reigned supreme in I Don't Know with his 593 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while I Don't Know moves 1 spot to 1st.
On lanes 19 & 20: Seriously Handicapped alternated between bowling and dry humping Dios Mios. Demonstrating the prowess of Tyler Hilker with his 505 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Power-Ranked Dave Winger dominated Dios Mios with his exceptional 488 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock kept grabbing the balls of Your Mom. Even though highlighted by the skills of Ken M. Wilson with his 524 series, the Glasscock accomplished only 1 win against Your Mom. Conversely, #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll showed off in Your Mom with his above-average 595 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 4th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.
On lanes 23 & 24: The GameCox had some one-on-one time with Cannonbelt Run. Showcasing Jason Carpio with his powerful 588 series, the GameCox split the series with Cannonbelt. In the midst of this, Nik Domann oversaw Cannonbelt with his 488 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett) as they matched their opponent in wins. The GameCox drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla had a rendezvous with Split Happens. Despite the strength of Travis Kleiner with his 410 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. While that was going down, Nick Allegri commanded Split Happens with his below-average 424 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla remains in 7th place, while Split Happens remain in 6th.
Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (208), Dennis Laube (209), Duncan Ferber (204), Jason Carpio (200,223), Nik Domann (200), Ryan Doll (201,201), and Tyler Hilker (216)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Cory Chorpenning came closest), while Ryan Doll routed Division 2. Jennifer Seefeldt won Division 3, and John Kroenke claimed victory in Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Tyler Hilker (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber governs Division 1; Nik Domann is in the driver's seat in Division 2; David Parre holds the reins in Division 3; and Travis Kleiner leads Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped will meet with 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 17). The Handicapped is expected to perform well and win the series; while Ebowla is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 136) will challenge 1st-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Your Mom might perform well and win the series; while I Don't Know ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place The GameCox (hcp 32) will test their mettle against 3rd-place Dios Mios. The GameCox will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels will throw some gutter balls with 6th-place Split Happens (hcp 120). The Kennels might perform well and sweep the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will compete against 5th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 275). The Glasscock is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Cannonbelt is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 36-20 | .643 | 29,000 | +1 |
2 | Bad Newz Kennels | 35-21 | .625 | 27,597 | -1 |
3 | Dios Mios | 32-24 | .571 | 25,804 | n/a |
4 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 31-25 | .554 | 31,045 | n/a |
5 | Cannonbelt Run | 31-25 | .554 | 25,934 | n/a |
6 | Split Happens | 28-28 | .500 | 24,438 | n/a |
7 | Ebowla | 24-32 | .429 | 20,567 | n/a |
8 | Your Mom | 23-33 | .411 | 22,866 | +1 |
9 | The GameCox | 23-33 | .411 | 22,054 | -1 |
10 | Seriously Handicapped | 17-39 | .304 | 21,013 | n/a |