The fourth week of Fall 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (496) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (243) and series (581) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dave and the Wingers kept grabbing the balls of Bad Newz Kennels. Notwithstanding the leadership of Rob Kaszuba with his 417 series, the Wingers accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. On the flipside, Freda Schroeder shined in the Kennels with her above-average 496 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Dave and the Wingers remains in 8th place, while the Kennels jump 2 spots to 4th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Livin' On A Spare had a rendezvous with Chico's Bail Bonds. Despite being led by Tom Finley with his above-average 398 series, Livin' On A Spare accomplished only 1 win against Chico's. On the other side, Carl Goetz ruled Chico's with his exceptional 566 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Livin' On A Spare remains in 9th place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 2nd.
On lanes 23 & 24: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty alternated between bowling and dry humping Is This Billable?. Even though highlighted by the skills of Andrea Caudillo with her below-average 369 series, Spare The Rod got swept by Is This Billable?. Countering this, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Adam Messner showed off in Is This Billable? with his miraculous 488 as they swept the competition. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty plummets 3 spots in the standings to 10th place, while Is This Billable? jumps 4 spots to 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: WWJB accepted a challenge by Dios Mios. In spite of top-billing by AJ Taylor with his above-average 395 series, WWJB got swept by Dios Mios. Meanwhile, Bill Krejci oversaw Dios Mios with his 522 as they swept the competition. WWJB plummets 3 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Dios Mios remain in 1st.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bowl Movement faced off against Ain't No Sh!t. Starring Travis Kleiner with his splendid 493 series, Bowl Movement split the series with Ain't No Sh!t. Simultaneously, Cory Chorpenning guided Ain't No Sh!t with his 581 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowl Movement remains in 5th place, while Ain't No Sh!t sinks 1 spot to 3rd.
Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (201), Cory Chorpenning (243), Duncan Ferber (211), Kendall Kukowski (219), and Ryan Doll (206)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz claimed victory in Division 1, while David Parre topped Division 2. Carter Collins made quick work of Division 3, and Adam Messner decimated Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz dominates Division 1; David Parre runs the show in Division 2; Carter Collins leads Division 3; and Adam Messner is in the driver's seat in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 59) will battle 6th-place Is This Billable?. Bowl Movement is expected to perform well, but split the series with Is This Billable?; while Is This Billable? is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Dios Mios (hcp 132) will hang out with 3rd-place Ain't No Sh!t. Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Ain't No Sh!t ought to see their team average take a dive while they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place WWJB (hcp 129) will chill with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. WWJB will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Chico's will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 56) will challenge 4th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Spare The Rod might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 17) will share a couple of pitchers with 8th-place Dave and the Wingers. Livin' On A Spare is predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Wingers are anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
 Adam Messner Runner Up: Travis Kleiner
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#1 H2H BOWLER
 Adam Messner Runner Up: Carl Goetz
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"We're waiting Ken to get his other ball out."
Kris Hiestand, delayed from action by a stuck zipper.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
1 |
Dios Mios |
15-1 |
.938 |
6,655 |
n/a |
2 |
Chico's Bail Bonds |
11-5 |
.688 |
7,513 |
+1 |
3 |
Ain't No Sh!t |
10-6 |
.625 |
8,365 |
-1 |
4 |
Bad Newz Kennels |
8-8 |
.500 |
7,285 |
+2 |
5 |
Bowl Movement |
8-8 |
.500 |
5,662 |
n/a |
6 |
Is This Billable? |
7-9 |
.438 |
6,578 |
+4 |
7 |
WWJB |
7-9 |
.438 |
5,739 |
-3 |
8 |
Dave and the Wingers |
5-11 |
.313 |
5,633 |
n/a |
9 |
Livin' On A Spare |
5-11 |
.313 |
5,426 |
n/a |
10 |
Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty |
4-12 |
.250 |
6,438 |
-3 |
Top Individual Achievements for Week 4