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Fall 2008, Week 11

Posted by BowlingBot November 4, 2008 Fall 2008, Week 11 View Score Sheets

Fall 2008 Week 11 Robo-RecapThe eleventh week of Fall 2008 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (174) and series (511) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (245) and series (663) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty had a rendezvous with Chico's Bail Bonds. With the strength of Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 435 series, Spare The Rod collected 2.5 wins against Chico's. Concurrently, Ken M. Wilson reigned supreme in Chico's with his 567 despite his team losing the matchup with only 1.5 victories. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty remains in 7th place, while Chico's remain in 2nd.

week11On lanes 21 & 22: Bowl Movement alternated between bowling and dry humping Dave and the Wingers. With top billing by #1 Power-Ranked Carter Collins and his astounding 499 series, Bowl Movement split the series with the Wingers. In the meantime, Rob Kaszuba commanded the Wingers with his staggering 521 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowl Movement remains in 6th place, while the Wingers remain in 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ain't No Sh!t spent some quality time with Bad Newz Kennels. Blessed by Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 663 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Ain't No Sh!t collected 3 wins against the Kennels. Countering this, Freda Schroeder ruled the Kennels with her above-average 511 despite her team notching only a single win. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dios Mios matched wits with Livin' On A Spare. Starring Bill Krejci with his 520 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Kris Hiestand, Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. Meanwhile, Tom Finley laid down the law in Livin' On A Spare with his above-average 424 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while Livin' On A Spare remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: WWJB entered a showdown to the death with Is This Billable?. Although topped by AJ Taylor with his above-average 355 series, WWJB got swept by Is This Billable?. As for the opposition, Ryan Doll took the lead in Is This Billable? with his 584 as they swept the competition. WWJB remains in 10th place, while Is This Billable? moves 1 spot to 4th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (245,234), Duncan Ferber (211), Ken M. Wilson (203), Kendall Kukowski (227,233), Rob Kaszuba (200), and Ryan Doll (219,222)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Kendall Kukowski (657, previous best 640).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Kendall Kukowski decimated Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Dennis Laube came closest). Kris Hiestand creamed Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Janelle (Laube) Lamar came closest). Finally, Phil Schroeder (Division 2) made quick work of this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz tops Division 1; Aubrey Moren holds the reins in Division 2; Carter Collins leads Division 3; and Lindsay Jamis dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 47) will share a couple of pitchers with 5th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Dios Mios are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty will tussle with 10th-place WWJB (hcp 60). Spare The Rod might perform well and win the series; while WWJB ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will challenge 4th-place Is This Billable? (hcp 55). Chico's will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Is This Billable? will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 9th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 214) will throw some gutter balls with 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t. The Wingers might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Ain't No Sh!t ought to drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Bowl Movement will chill with 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 20). Bowl Movement is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Livin' On A Spare; while Livin' On A Spare is anticipated to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Kris Hiestand
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Carter Collins
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Kendall Kukowski
Runner Up:
Kris Hiestand

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I don't know you got it in but I want you to get it out!"

Adam Messner, to Travis Kleiner, on a piece of cheese stick wedged in his thumb hole.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Ain't No Sh!t 33-11 .750 24,577 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 29.5-14.5 .670 21,040 n/a
3 Dios Mios 29-15 .659 18,895 n/a
4 Is This Billable? 25-19 .568 18,938 +1
5 Bad Newz Kennels 23-21 .523 20,884 -1
6 Bowl Movement 23-21 .523 16,380 n/a
7 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 21.5-22.5 .489 18,156 n/a
8 Livin' On A Spare 15-29 .341 15,715 n/a
9 Dave and the Wingers 13-31 .295 14,208 n/a
10 WWJB 8-36 .182 15,334 n/a
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (121,18, 11, 8, 36, .182, 0, 10)
Top Individual Achievements for Week 11
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 663
Kendall Kukowski - 657
Ryan Doll - 584
Ken Wilson - 567
Duncan Ferber - 561
Freda Schroeder - 511
Andrea Caudillo - 435
Lindsay Jamis - 413
Jennifer Seefeldt - 397
Janelle Lamar - 378
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 685
Carter Collins - 669
Cory Chorpenning - 663
Rob Kaszuba - 657
Kris Hiestand - 629
Lindsay Jamis - 612
Freda Schroeder - 607
Emily Podhajsky - 596
Andrea Caudillo - 588
Janelle Lamar - 562
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 245
Kendall Kukowski - 233
Ryan Doll - 222
Duncan Ferber - 211
Ken Wilson - 203
Freda Schroeder - 174
Janelle Lamar - 159
Andrea Caudillo - 157
Lindsay Jamis - 145
Jennifer Seefeldt - 139
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Carter Collins - 254
Rob Kaszuba - 245
Cory Chorpenning - 245 (t)
Kendall Kukowski - 242
Ryan Doll - 231
Eric Summers - 227
Janelle Lamar - 220
Lindsay Jamis - 211
Sara Schneider - 208
Andrea Caudillo - 208 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 206
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Carter Collins - 69
Rob Kaszuba - 57
Kendall Kukowski - 45
Eric Summers - 44
Cory Chorpenning - 43
Janelle Lamar - 36
Lindsay Jamis - 28
Sara Schneider - 27
Blair Vance - 25
Emily Podhajsky - 24


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