By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2009 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Andee Weinfurt picked up this week's high game (164) and series (434) for the women. As for the men, Phil Schroeder snagged this week's high game with a 236, and high series was earned by John Boren with a 577. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Quick Release spent some quality time with Rollin' J's. While headlined by Ryan Doll with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 486 series, Quick Release accomplished only 1 win against Rollin' J's. Conversely, Jerry Krall oversaw Rollin' J's with his wondrous 458 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Quick Release remains in 3rd place, while Rollin' J's jump 2 spots to 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Sweep The Leg, Johnny tussled with WWJB. Blessed by John Boren with his 577 series, Sweep The Leg celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. While that was going down, Rich Foster took the lead in WWJB with his above-average 458 despite his team getting swept. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while WWJB sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: BOWLSH!T couldn't stop inappropriately groping Split Happens. With the strength of Kelly Sands with his above-average 458 series, BOWLSH!T collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Meanwhile, James Long showed off in Split Happens with his above-average 520 despite his team notching only a single win. BOWLSH!T leaps 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: BILFs traded lane malfunctions with Ebowla. Featuring Scott Murdock with his above-average 510 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Andee Weinfurt, BILFs celebrated a clean sweep over Ebowla. On the adjacent lane, Sarah Sauer commanded Ebowla with her above-average 386 despite her team getting swept. BILFs remains in 4th place, while Ebowla plunges 2 spots to 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: No Pinheads celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Chicks With Balls. With top billing by #1 Power-Ranked Phil Schroeder and his splendid 555 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Andee Weinfurt, No Pinheads celebrated a clean sweep over the Chicks. As for the opposition, Tiffany Schmidt ruled the Chicks with her exceptional 367 despite her team getting swept. No Pinheads remains in 2nd place, while the Chicks remain in 9th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: David Codding (205), Derrick Grimpo (200), James Long (202), Jerry Krall (233), John Boren (214), Pat Searcy (214), Phil Schroeder (236), and Scott Murdock (203)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Jerry Krall (233, previous best 198).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Laube creamed Division 1, while Brett Schroeder shut down Division 2. Andee Weinfurt swept Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Duncan came closest). Finally, Ali Fisher (Division 4) vanquished this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson holds the reins in Division 1; Brett Schroeder calls the shots for Division 2; AJ Hofmann leads Division 3; and Amanda Duncan dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place No Pinheads (hcp 67). Sweep The Leg is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while No Pinheads are forecast to drop their average a bit while endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Quick Release will test their mettle against 4th-place BILFs (hcp 76). Quick Release might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while BILFs ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Rollin' J's will compete against 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 365). Rollin' J's will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while Ebowla will probably see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place WWJB (hcp 416) will chuck some balls with 7th-place BOWLSH!T. WWJB might perform weakly as they get swept; while BOWLSH!T ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 45) will hang out with 10th-place Split Happens. The Chicks are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Andee Weinfurt Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Tiffany Schmidt	#1 H2H BOWLER Dennis Laube Runner Up: Andee Weinfurt
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax..." Alison Radke, on her recent conversion.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	35-1	.972	19,989	n/a
2	No Pinheads	25-11	.694	17,887	n/a
3	Quick Release	22-14	.611	17,479	n/a
4	BILFs	20-16	.556	14,817	n/a
5	Rollin' J's	17.5-18.5	.486	12,555	+2
6	WWJB	15-21	.417	14,051	-1
7	BOWLSH!T	15-21	.417	13,854	+1
8	Ebowla	15-21	.417	13,306	-2
9	Chicks With Balls	10.5-25.5	.292	13,013	n/a
10	Split Happens	5-31	.139	12,468	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (137,20, 9, 5, 31, .139, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
John Boren - 577 David Codding - 556 Phil Schroeder - 555 Pat Searcy - 535 Dennis Laube - 527	Andee Weinfurt - 434 Sarah Sauer - 386 Tiffany Schmidt - 367 Alison Radke - 360 Ali Fisher - 344
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 660 Derrick Grimpo - 639 Dennis Laube - 632 Jerry Krall - 630 Orion Kinkaid - 622	Tiffany Schmidt - 619 Andee Weinfurt - 616 Ali Fisher - 593 Alison Radke - 583 Sarah Sauer - 573
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Phil Schroeder - 236 Jerry Krall - 233 John Boren - 214 Pat Searcy - 214 (t) David Codding - 205 Scott Murdock - 203	Andee Weinfurt - 164 Tiffany Schmidt - 140 Sarah Sauer - 138 Amy Goodnow - 129 Alison Radke - 127
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jerry Krall - 290 Phil Schroeder - 271 Derrick Grimpo - 258 Kelly Sands - 247 AJ Hofmann - 236	Andee Weinfurt - 224 Tiffany Schmidt - 224 (t) Ali Fisher - 206 Amy Goodnow - 204 Alison Radke - 201 Sarah Sauer - 200
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jerry Krall - 105 Phil Schroeder - 80 Derrick Grimpo - 73 Kelly Sands - 60 AJ Hofmann - 51	Tiffany Schmidt - 45 Andee Weinfurt - 40 Ali Fisher - 27 Amy Goodnow - 23 Alison Radke - 20