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Worst Psychic Ever

Posted by ScooterJ October 13, 2020 Fall 2020, Week 5 View Score Sheets

The first night of the second half of the season is off to an inauspicious start by our Predictions engine, which completely botched its forecast for tonight. Pretty much the only thing it got right was that JoAnne Barber would picked up this week's high game (141) and series (405) for the woman. As for the men, Dennis Walling snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Curtis Whiles with a definitely-not-predicted 600. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Six Games Apart hoped to be able to outperform Six Games Apart, But Better, but as it turns out neither was better. Propelled by the skills of Most Valuable Bowler Dennis Walling and his above-average 592 series, 6 Games split the series with But Better. Meanwhile, Aaron Barber with his 576 series took charge of But Better as they matched their opponent in wins. Six Games Apart remains in 2nd place, while But Better remains in 3rd.

Meanwhile, on lanes 19 & 20: Three Blind Strikes apparently shoved a platter of cheese sticks down the throats of LETITSNOW, sending the outcome to the exact opposite of what was predicted. Blessed by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Curtis Whiles and his magnificent 600 series, Blind Strikes felt the glory as they squeezed Le Tits, Now. Moving on to the failed challengers, AJ Hofmann with his better-than-normal 543 series drew the spotlight of Le Tits, Now despite his team getting swept. (About the only thing the predictions got right in this matchup is that AJ did roll a 180, but not in the game that was predicted.) Three Blind Strikes remains in 4th place, while Le Tits, Now remains in 1st but loses some ground on their lead.

Bowlers standing around wondering where Curtis wandered off to at the The 200 Club tonight include: Aaron Barber (214), Curtis Whiles (201,212), and Dennis Walling (207,234)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: AJ Hofmann eradicated Division 1, while Curtis Whiles crushed Division 2. In terms of overall points: AJ Hofmann is in the driver's seat in Division 1; and JoAnne Barber calls the shots Division 2.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Six Games Apart, But Better will spend some quality time with 4th-place Three Blind Strikes (hcp 40). But Better is expected to mesmerizing and win the series; while Blind Strikes are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place LETITSNOW (hcp 62) will socialize with 2nd-place Six Games Apart. Le Tits, Now is predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 6 Games are anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.

*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Dennis Walling
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Curtis Whiles
Runner Up:
Dennis Walling

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Curtis Whiles
Runner Up:
AJ Hofmann

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it."

Luke Melton, reassuring Ben Spencer, who was heading to the men's room.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 LETITSNOW 15-5 .750 7,444 n/a
2 Six Games Apart 10-10 .500 8,608 n/a
3 Six Games Apart, But Better 9-11 .450 6,853 n/a
4 Three Blind Strikes 6-14 .300 6,060 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Curtis Whiles - 600
Dennis Walling - 592
Aaron Barber - 576
Matthew Taylor - 569
AJ Hofmann - 543
JoAnne Barber - 405
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Curtis Whiles - 722
AJ Hofmann - 634
Dennis Walling - 630
Aaron Barber - 614
Luke Melton - 612
JoAnne Barber - 594
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Dennis Walling - 234
Aaron Barber - 214
Curtis Whiles - 212
Matthew Taylor - 206
AJ Hofmann - 183
Michael Gordon - 183 (t)
JoAnne Barber - 141
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Curtis Whiles - 252
Dennis Walling - 246
Aaron Barber - 226
Luke Melton - 220
AJ Hofmann - 213
JoAnne Barber - 204
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Curtis Whiles - 63
Dennis Walling - 50
Luke Melton - 36
Aaron Barber - 30
Michael Whiles - 22
JoAnne Barber - 20


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