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Week 14 Semi Robo Recap

Posted by BowlingBot November 27, 2018 Fall 2018, Week 14 View Score Sheets

Week 14 RoboHeaderNOTE: Scoot was out of town when post-bowling scores came in and just got back late last night, so this will remain a robo-writeup except for a few special items highlighted below.

The fourteenth week of Fall 2018 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Alison Radke picked up this week's high game (143) and series (401) for the women. As for the men, Aaron Barber snagged this week's high game with a 225, and high series was earned by Curtis Whiles with a 604. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 3 & 4: BDE couldn't stop inappropriately groping Teeby Dee. With extra motivation generated by Rob Kaszuba with his above-average 531 series, BDE achieved a clean sweep over TBD. On the flipside, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Curtis Whiles and his stupendous 604 series reigned supreme within TBD despite his team getting swept. BDE climbs 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while TBD remains in 6th.

week14On lanes 5 & 6: With the narrowest of handicaps, We Don't Give a Split alternated splits with Red Strikes Matter. Led by Aubrey Moren with his above-average 548 series, Split Not Given collected 3 wins against Red Strikes. In the midst of this, AJ Hofmann with his better-than-normal 529 series mastered Red Strikes despite his team notching only a single win. We Don't Give a Split drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Red Strikes remain in 1st.

On lanes 7 & 8: Serious Bowlers couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Open Frames R Us. Strengthened by Aaron Barber with his 579 series, Serious Bs locked up a clean sweep over Open Frames. In the meantime, James Tott with his better-than-normal 454 series called the shots for Open Frames despite his team getting swept. Serious Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Open Frames remain in 7th.

On lanes 9 & 10: A well-matched pair of rivals gathered as Bowling For Beers took turns kicking the ball return with Bowl Movements. Despite the strength of Josh Rothermel with his 381 series, Beers accomplished only 1 win against BMs. Among the other players in the match, Conor Clarke with his slightly-off 405 series took charge of BMs as his team took the match with 3 wins. Bowling For Beers drop 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while BMs remain in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 11 & 12: 8 Balls found their destiny gripped in the icy hands of Gucci Lane. Though somewhat emboldened by Matthew Taylor with his 552 series, 8-Balls accomplished only 1 win against Gucci. Meanwhile, Most Valuable Bowler Brian Orrick and his exceptional 457 series commanded Gucci as his team took the match with 3 wins. 8 Balls remains in 2nd place, while Gucci moves 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Aaron Barber (225), Curtis Whiles (213), Matthew Taylor (215), and Nick Kinney (202)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nick Kinney swept Division 1, while AJ Hofmann creamed Division 2. Curtis Whiles mopped up Division 3, and James Tott staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 4. Finally, Scott Murdock (Division 2) shut down this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Jeremy Cline leads Division 1; Aubrey Moren reigns over Division 2; Dennis Laube is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Chuck Kissee holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 3&4, 4th-place We Don't Give a Split (hcp 71) will share a couple of pitchers with 2nd-place 8 Balls. Split Not Given is expected to maintain their current strength as they just barely win the series; while 8-Balls are forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 5&6, 7th-place Open Frames R Us will throw some gutter balls with 6th-place Teeby Dee (hcp 12). Open Frames might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while TBD ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 7&8, 9th-place Bowling For Beers (hcp 91) will compete against 1st-place Red Strikes Matter. Beers will likely have a bit of an off night and get swept; while Red Strikes will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 9&10, 3rd-place BDE will chuck some balls with 8th-place Gucci Lane (hcp 29). BDE might roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Gucci ought to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 11&12, 5th-place Serious Bowlers will chill with 10th-place Bowl Movements (hcp 151). Serious Bs are predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while BMs are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

REMINDER: Nov 27 is the bowling fee payment deadline! All bowling fees for the season must be paid in full next Tuesday unless other arrangements are made personally with AJ or Scott.

ANOTHER REMINDER: Any subs used in the final 2 weeks that count must have rolled at least 12 games. This makes Carl Goetz the only legal sub for weeks 15 & 16.

Curtis Whiles is the first person in league history to achieve a perfect 100% in head-to-head in a 40-bowler season -- meaning each game he rolled would have beat every other bowler in the league had he been facing them individually. Congrats, Curtis!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Brian Orrick
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Curtis Whiles
Runner Up:
Brian Orrick

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Curtis Whiles
Runner Up:
AJ Hofmann

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"You can take your cheese stick curse and shove it up Jeremy's ass."

Nick Kinney, frustrated at everyone.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Red Strikes Matter 37-19 .661 26,187 n/a
2 8 Balls 35-21 .625 29,700 n/a
3 BDE 34-22 .607 24,842 +1
4 We Don't Give a Split 33-23 .589 26,002 -1
5 Serious Bowlers 32-24 .571 28,757 n/a
6 Teeby Dee 25-31 .446 22,772 n/a
7 Open Frames R Us 23-33 .411 22,714 n/a
8 Gucci Lane 23-33 .411 22,618 +1
9 Bowling For Beers 23-33 .411 21,616 -1
10 Bowl Movements 15-41 .268 20,307 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 14
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Curtis Whiles - 604
Aaron Barber - 579
Nick Kinney - 560
Matthew Taylor - 552
Aubrey Moren - 548
Alison Radke - 401
Monica Hufford - 365
JoAnne Gordon - 342
Emily Nicolet - 302
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Curtis Whiles - 736
AJ Hofmann - 646
Dennis Laube - 645
Brian Orrick - 639
Rob Kaszuba - 639 (t)
Nick Kinney - 634
Alison Radke - 583
JoAnne Gordon - 514
Emily Nicolet - 510
Monica Hufford - 473
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Aaron Barber - 225
Matthew Taylor - 215
Curtis Whiles - 213
Nick Kinney - 202
Jeremy Cline - 197
Alison Radke - 143
Monica Hufford - 129
JoAnne Gordon - 125
Emily Nicolet - 109
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Curtis Whiles - 257
Brian Orrick - 233
Aaron Barber - 233 (t)
Dennis Laube - 232
Matthew Taylor - 232 (t)
Alison Radke - 203
JoAnne Gordon - 182
Emily Nicolet - 178
Monica Hufford - 165
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Curtis Whiles - 68
Brian Orrick - 49
Dennis Laube - 42
Rob Kaszuba - 38
Matthew Taylor - 37
Alison Radke - 19


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