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STFU, Johnny!

Posted by Ken September 13, 2011 Fall 2011, Week 3 View Score Sheets

With averages leveling out after three weeks of bowling, things typically begin to settle down and we start to see which teams are hell bent on proving that they are in it to win it. Tuesday night's performances, however, contained a mishmash of scores – some way up, some way down – that once again shifted around the league standings...including an interesting tie at the top of the heap. If you haven't taken a moment to nominate someone for the Hall of Fame, please consider doing so. It'll only take you a couple of minutes and would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!One of the most anticipated matchups of the evening proved to be a clash of the titans with last season's 2nd best team Vier Reiter Der Apokalypse taking on newcomers Skirtz & Jerkz. While the Reiters charged head first into battle and took Game #1 behind anchor Ryan Doll's 509 series, it was the output of the Jerkz' Neil Reiger that reversed his team's fortunes to secure a 3-1 victory for the night. Reiger led his team with a 541 series and propelled his team two spots up into 4th while the Apokalypse slipped one spot directly behind their opponents into 5th place.In the battle for first place, the Gutterballs looked to extend their time at the top of the league standings by beating down reigning champs STFU Donny. Things did not work out for them at all. With Donny's anchor Ken M. WIlson rolling a 672 and narrowly missing being added to the newly released Top 25 Series of All Time with his series, the team reclaimed their #1 spot by a total pins tiebreaker. Wilson was also this week's #1 Power Ranked bowler. Despite the Gutterballs' Jason Carpio throwing a 527 – and moving up to 2nd place on the Top 25 Most Improved Bowlers of All Time – the team simply could not buy a win and tumbled two spots down into 3rd place. Seth Gunderson wants to personally and proudly tell John Vigliaturo to STFU, Johnny, for all the trash-talk throughout the day.Down on Lanes 23 and 24, the Das Sauer Popes and Mysterious Platypus Appendages teeter-tottered back and forth with their wins and ended the night with a 2-2 split. The Platypi struck first, taking Game #1 by a mere nine pins behind anchor Jake Parrott's 455 series. Game #2 was owned by the Popes, who were led by anchor Mike Berlin and his 490 series. Game #3 went to the Platypi but ended up losing total pins to the Popes by a spread of four pins. Talk about close! With two wins apiece, Das Sauer Popes moves one spot in the standings up into 6th while the Mysterious Platypus Appendages remain in 8th place.The final matchup of the evening proved that you don't have to be present to be the week's Most Valuable Bowler. Having pre-bowled earlier, No Pinheads' very own Freda Schroeder provided the necessary MVB oomph – along with Aubrey Moren's team-leading 597 series – to land her team a clean sweep of opponents Kitten Mittons. The Mittons, led by anchor Nick Allegri and his 445 series, tried their best but fell short each game and find themselves dropping two spots into 7th place. No Pinheads, on the other hand, leap up into 2nd place with a 9-3 series and only trail the top spot by total pins. Bowlers enjoying their last days of summer in The 200 Club this week include: Aubrey Moren (202, 216), Ian Goetz (204, 207), Jason Carpio (216), Ken M. Wilson (232, 231, 209) and Seth Gunderson (205).See you next Tuesday!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Freda Schroeder
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Ken Wilson
Runner Up:
Seth Gunderson

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ken M. Wilson
Runner Up:
Seth Gunderson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Any time you guys want to team hump me, go right ahead."

Scott Murdock, striking immediately after receiving a "group mount" from STFU Donny.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 STFU Donny 9-3 .750 6,642 +1
2 No Pinheads 9-3 .750 5,656 +1
3 Gutterballs: A Jackie Treehorn Presentation 7-5 .583 5,489 -2
4 Skirtz & Jerkz 6-6 .500 5,169 +2
5 Vier Reiter Der Apokalypse 5-7 .417 5,348 -1
6 Das Sauer Popes 5-7 .417 4,633 +1
7 Kitten Mittons 4-8 .333 4,325 -2
8 Mysterious Platypus Appendages 3-9 .250 4,651 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 3
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 672
Aubrey Moren - 597
Seth Gunderson - 589
Carl Goetz - 583
Ian Goetz - 569
Freda Schroeder - 478
Jennifer Seefeldt - 453
Teresa Deterding - 425
Alison Radke - 379
Kim Wallace - 361
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 700
Seth Gunderson - 677
Aubrey Moren - 673
Neil Rieger - 649
Eric Summers - 643
Carl Goetz - 643 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 631
Jennifer Seefeldt - 606
Teresa Deterding - 593
Alison Radke - 583
Kelly Anderson - 562
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 232
Jason Carpio - 216
Aubrey Moren - 216 (t)
Ian Goetz - 207
Seth Gunderson - 205
Carl Goetz - 198
Freda Schroeder - 186
Teresa Deterding - 165
Jennifer Seefeldt - 164
Alison Radke - 136
Kelly Anderson - 133
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 241
Aubrey Moren - 241 (t)
Seth Gunderson - 234
Eric Summers - 233
Neil Rieger - 230
Freda Schroeder - 237
Teresa Deterding - 221
Jennifer Seefeldt - 215
Kelly Anderson - 214
Alison Radke - 204
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Eric Summers - 51
Aubrey Moren - 48
Ken Wilson - 44
Seth Gunderson - 42
Neil Rieger - 39
Freda Schroeder - 50
Teresa Deterding - 35
Kelly Anderson - 35 (t)
Jennifer Seefeldt - 28
Alison Radke - 21
Kim Wallace - 5
Katelyn Carson - 5 (t)


One Response to “STFU, Johnny!”

  1. avatar Jonathan says:

    Aw shucks. You guys shouldn’t have. I’m so flattered.

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