The eleventh week of Spring 2010 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (192) and series (530) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (256) and series (616) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Lil' Devils couldn't stop inappropriately groping No Pinheads. Showcasing Most Valuable Bowler Janelle (Laube) Lamar and her stunning 500 series, Lil' Devils celebrated a clean sweep over the Pinheads. Across the ball return, Freda Schroeder showed off in the Pinheads with her 494 despite her team getting swept. Lil' Devils leap 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while the Pinheads plunge 2 spots to 6th.
On lanes 27 & 28: 3 Pin Moon couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Even though highlighted by the skills of Rob Kaszuba with his 475 series, 3 Pin Moon got swept by the Urban Achievers. In the midst of this, Jim Flath guided the Urban Achievers with his above-average 436 as they swept the competition. 3 Pin Moon remains in 3rd place, while the Urban Achievers remain in 8th.
On lanes 29 & 30: Empire Strikes Back shared a platter of cheese sticks with The Prak Attack. Reinforced by Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 616 series, the Empire split the series with the Attack. Simultaneously, Joe Longstreet shined in the Attack with his miraculous 429 as they matched their opponent in wins. Empire Strikes Back remains in 2nd place, while the Attack remains in 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Bowlumpkin waged a heated competition against Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Although blessed by Jason Carpio with his above-average 574 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube, Bowlumpkin accomplished only 1 win against the Schlitz. On the adjacent lane, Scott Murdock laid down the law in the Schlitz with his above-average 538 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowlumpkin remains in 5th place, while the Schlitz remains in 1st.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (204), Carl Goetz (209,215), Jason Carpio (230), Ken M. Wilson (256), Orion Kinkaid (202), and Rob Kaszuba (208)

Adding to the excitement, the 256 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is this season's new high game for men.
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson routed Division 1, while Chris Lewis conquered Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar shut down Division 3, and Orion Kinkaid got the better of Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson reigns over Division 1; Brett Schroeder leads Division 2; Janelle (Laube) Lamar runs the show in Division 3; and Lawrence Prak is in the driver's seat in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Empire Strikes Back will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 137). The Empire is expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Bowlumpkin is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 27&28, 7th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 116) will compete against 1st-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. The Attack might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Schlitz ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 29&30, 4th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 128) will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon. Lil' Devils will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 3 Pin Moon will probably drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 31&32, 6th-place No Pinheads will test their mettle against 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 138). The Pinheads are predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while the Urban Achievers are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz | 30-14 | .682 | 20,968 | n/a |
2 | Empire Strikes Back | 27-17 | .614 | 23,244 | n/a |
3 | 3 Pin Moon | 23.5-20.5 | .534 | 22,097 | n/a |
4 | Lil' Devils | 23-21 | .523 | 16,711 | +2 |
5 | Bowlumpkin | 20-24 | .455 | 18,542 | n/a |
6 | No Pinheads | 19.5-24.5 | .443 | 21,761 | -2 |
7 | The Prak Attack | 19-25 | .432 | 15,923 | n/a |
8 | Little Lebowski Urban Achievers | 14-30 | .318 | 16,877 | n/a |