A stagnated fifteenth week of Spring 2009 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (210) and series (499) for the women. As for the men, Rob Kaszuba snagged this week's high game with a 230, and high series was earned by Rich DeYoung with a 592. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, Another Season spent a romantic evening with Turkey Sandwich. With top billing by Duncan Ferber with his 556 series, Another Season collected 3 wins against Turkey Sandwich. Conversely, Sarah Sauer mastered Turkey Sandwich with her above-average 403 despite her team notching only a single win. Sh!t, Another Season remains in 5th place, while Turkey Sandwich remains in 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends alternated between bowling and dry humping Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. While headlined by Ryan Housknecht with his above-average 427 series, Wonder Friends accomplished only 1 win against Schlitz. While that was going down, Angela Bradford shined in Schlitz with her 499 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends remains in 9th place, while Schlitz remains in 1st.
On lanes 23 & 24: Rule 6B had some one-on-one time with XXX. Reinforced by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll and his awe-inspiring 583 series, Rule 6B collected 3 wins against XXX. As for the opposition, Rich DeYoung called the shots for XXX with his dramatic 592 despite his team notching only a single win. Rule 6B remains in 3rd place, while XXX remains in 10th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Chico's Bail Bonds celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with WWJB. Led by Ken M. Wilson with his 556 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against WWJB. On the other half of the score sheet, AJ Taylor showed off in WWJB with his miraculous 443 despite his team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while WWJB remains in 6th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: No Pinheads shared a few beers with Chicks With Balls. Demonstrating the prowess of Most Valuable Bowler Dennis Laube and his remarkable 563 series, No Pinheads collected 3 wins against the Chicks. Across the ball return, Andrea Caudillo dominated the Chicks with her above-average 445 despite her team notching only a single win. No Pinheads remains in 4th place, while the Chicks remain in 8th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (210), Carl Goetz (204), Dennis Laube (200), Duncan Ferber (203), Ken M. Wilson (201), Rich DeYoung (211), Rob Kaszuba (230), and Ryan Doll (215)
New personal high games were set tonight by Rob Kaszuba (230, previous best 209), Brett Schroeder (186, previous best 182), and AJ Taylor (167, previous best 162). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Ben Wetteborn (450, previous best 436) and AJ Taylor (443, previous best 412).
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while Dennis Laube creamed Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar eradicated Division 3, and Ben Wetteborn dominated Division 4. Finally, Ken M. Wilson (Division 1) made quick work of this week's Interdivisional bracket. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize! Division 1: Carl GoetzDivision 2: Dennis Laube and Phil Schroeder. Division 3: Adam MessnerDivision 4: Ryan Housknecht
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You (hcp 66) will test their mettle against 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Schlitz is expected to maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Rule 6B (hcp 39) will hang out with 4th-place No Pinheads. Rule 6B might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with No Pinheads; while No Pinheads ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place WWJB (hcp 168). Another Season will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while WWJB will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Turkey Sandwich will meet with 8th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 25). Turkey Sandwich might perform well and win the series; while the Chicks ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 8) will face 10th-place XXX. Wonder Friends are predicted to perform well and win the series; while XXX is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Schlitz For Us, Splits For You | 42-18 | .700 | 27,525 | n/a |
| 2 | Chico's Bail Bonds | 40.5-19.5 | .675 | 31,365 | n/a |
| 3 | Rule 6B | 37-23 | .617 | 26,423 | n/a |
| 4 | No Pinheads | 34-26 | .567 | 28,799 | n/a |
| 5 | Sh!t, Another Season | 32-28 | .533 | 30,813 | n/a |
| 6 | WWJB | 27-33 | .450 | 21,532 | n/a |
| 7 | Turkey Sandwich | 23-37 | .383 | 23,938 | n/a |
| 8 | Chicks With Balls | 22-38 | .367 | 22,629 | n/a |
| 9 | Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends | 20.5-39.5 | .342 | 18,334 | n/a |
| 10 | XXX | 20-40 | .333 | 20,800 | n/a |
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