The eleventh week of Fall 2007 saw four teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped. Freda Schroeder and Jennifer Seefeldt both tied for this week's high game for the women with a 191, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 543. As for the men, Don Glasscock snagged this week's high game with a 255, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 656. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 3 & 4: Dios Mios traded lane malfunctions with Your Mom. Even though highlighted by the skills of Bill Krejci with his below-average 526 series, Dios Mios got swept by Your Mom. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll showed off in Your Mom with his above-average 572 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios plummet 3 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Cannonbelt Run shared a platter of cheese sticks with Bad Newz Kennels. While headlined by Seth Gunderson with his below-average 450 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. Simultaneously, Freda Schroeder ruled the Kennels with her above-average 543 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Kennels jump 2 spots to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Seriously Handicapped had some one-on-one time with Seefeldt the Glasscock. Led by #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Tyler Hilker and his thrilling 613 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against the Glasscock. On the other side, Brian Eye mastered the Glasscock with his 597 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while the Glasscock sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla chucked gutter balls with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Notwithstanding the leadership of Travis Kleiner with his below-average 369 series, Ebowla got swept by I Don't Know. Countering this, #1 Head-to-Head Cory Chorpenning laid down the law in I Don't Know with his above-average 656 as they swept the competition. Ebowla drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while I Don't Know jumps 3 spots to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Split Happens deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of The GameCox. In spite of the prowess of James Long with his remarkable 548 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against the GameCox. In the midst of this, Jason Carpio guided the GameCox with his terrific 577 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while the GameCox moves 1 spot to 6th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (240), Cory Chorpenning (207,225,224), Don Glasscock (255), James Long (221), Jason Carpio (214), Ken M. Wilson (215), and Tyler Hilker (234)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Steve Kiernan came closest), while Jason Carpio ruled Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Scott Murdock came closest), and Janelle (Laube) Lamar triumphed over her enemies in Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Amanda Cox Jeter (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber holds the reins in Division 1; Nik Domann and Tyler Hilker govern Division 2 in a tie; David Parre runs the show in Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar and Travis Kleiner reign over Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 199) will spend some quality time with 2nd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Ebowla is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Glasscock is forecast to drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Cannonbelt Run will share a couple of pitchers with 7th-place Split Happens (hcp 28). Cannonbelt might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will chuck some balls with 6th-place The GameCox (hcp 70). The Kennels will likely maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while the GameCox will probably hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Your Mom will face 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 28). Your Mom might perform well and win the series; while the Handicapped ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Dios Mios (hcp 73) will chill with 1st-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Dios Mios are predicted to roll a little low and get swept; while I Don't Know is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Tyler Hilker Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Tyler Hilker Runner Up: Cory Chorpenning	#1 H2H BOWLER Cory Chorpenning Runner Up: Tyler Hilker
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders." Janelle Lamar, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.