The Fall 2007 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (182) and series (512) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (227) and series (633) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Seefeldt the Glasscock tussled with Dios Mios. Headlined by Don Glasscock with his below-average 596 series, the Glasscock split the series with Dios Mios. Meanwhile, Steve Kiernan reigned supreme in Dios Mios with his 539 as they matched their opponent in wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while Dios Mios remain in 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Bad Newz Kennels had some one-on-one time with Cannonbelt Run. Regardless of the star power of Freda Schroeder with her above-average 512 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against Cannonbelt. In the meantime, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Nik Domann ruled Cannonbelt with his terrific 630 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Cannonbelt moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, I Don't Know sparred with Split Happens. Blessed by Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 633 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Split Happens. On the other side, Nick Allegri commanded Split Happens with his below-average 469 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Split Happens remain in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: The GameCox kept grabbing the balls of Ebowla. Highlighting the skills of Jason Carpio with his 499 series, the GameCox split the series with Ebowla. Countering this, Travis Kleiner took the lead in Ebowla with his above-average 450 as they matched their opponent in wins. The GameCox remains in 7th place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom alternated splits with Seriously Handicapped. In spite of top-billing by Ryan Doll with his 552 series, Your Mom accomplished only 1 win against the Handicapped. Concurrently, Tyler Hilker laid down the law in the Handicapped with his 526 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Amy Goodnow) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Your Mom remains in 9th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (200), Brian Eye (205,211), Cory Chorpenning (215,227), Don Glasscock (205), Duncan Ferber (201), Ken M. Wilson (202,203), Nik Domann (221,218), Phil Schroeder (201), and Ryan Doll (201)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Nik Domann (630, previous best 577).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Cory Chorpenning topped Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Tyler Hilker came closest). Dennis Laube spanked Division 3, and Ryan Simonet dominated Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Tyler Hilker (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber governs Division 1; Nik Domann runs the show in Division 2; Dennis Laube and David Parre are both in the driver's seat (on each other's laps?) in Division 3 in a tie; and Travis Kleiner calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 3&4, 2nd-place Dios Mios will battle 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 72). Dios Mios are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Your Mom is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 33) will challenge 5th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Cannonbelt might perform well and win the series; while the Kennels ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 208) will match wits with 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. The Handicapped will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Glasscock will probably drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 160) will face 4th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Ebowla might perform well, but split the series with I Don't Know; while I Don't Know ought to drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Split Happens will chuck some balls with 7th-place The GameCox (hcp 8). Split Happens are predicted to perform well and just barely win the series; while the GameCox is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Amy Goodnow Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Nik Domann Runner Up: Kris Hiestand	#1 H2H BOWLER Nik Domann Runner Up: Kris Hiestand
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea." Tom Finley, always with an excuse for a crappy game.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Seefeldt the Glasscock	27-13	.675	22,546	n/a
2	Dios Mios	26-14	.650	18,706	n/a
3	Cannonbelt Run	26-14	.650	18,465	+1
4	Sh!t, I Don't Know	25-15	.625	20,367	+1
5	Bad Newz Kennels	24-16	.600	19,856	-2
6	Split Happens	18-22	.450	17,267	n/a
7	The GameCox	18-22	.450	17,119	n/a
8	Ebowla	15-25	.375	14,600	n/a
9	Your Mom	11-29	.275	15,918	n/a
10	Seriously Handicapped	10-30	.250	14,784	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (95,16, 10, 10, 30, .250, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 633 Nik Domann - 630 Don Glasscock - 596 Ken Wilson - 595 Brian Eye - 579	Freda Schroeder - 512 Amanda Cox Jeter - 380 Janelle Lamar - 378 Amy Goodnow - 363 Sabrina Gray - 327
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Nik Domann - 721 Cory Chorpenning - 649 Kris Hiestand - 641 Ryan Simonet - 633 Ken Wilson - 626	Freda Schroeder - 615 Amy Goodnow - 610 Janelle Lamar - 553 Amanda Cox Jeter - 552 Sabrina Gray - 550
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 227 Nik Domann - 221 Brian Eye - 211 Don Glasscock - 205 Ken Wilson - 203	Freda Schroeder - 182 Janelle Lamar - 145 Amy Goodnow - 143 Amanda Cox Jeter - 141 Sabrina Gray - 121
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Nik Domann - 251 Travis Kleiner - 240 Ben Carmean - 235 David Parre - 233 Cory Chorpenning - 232	Amy Goodnow - 225 Freda Schroeder - 216 Janelle Lamar - 203 Amanda Cox Jeter - 198 Sabrina Gray - 195
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Nik Domann - 59 Travis Kleiner - 53 Ben Carmean - 50 David Parre - 43 Brian Henderson - 42	Amy Goodnow - 46 Freda Schroeder - 25 Janelle Lamar - 18 Sabrina Gray - 14 Amanda Cox Jeter - 13

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2007 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (183) and series (498) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (268) and series (664) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Split Happens celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Dios Mios. Highlighting the skills of James Long with his thrilling 544 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Conversely, John Boren dominated Dios Mios with his above-average 603 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens leap 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Dios Mios sink 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Seriously Handicapped spent some quality time with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Regardless of the star power of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Tyler Hilker and his stunning 625 series, the Handicapped got swept by I Don't Know. As for the opposition, Cory Chorpenning guided I Don't Know with his above-average 630 as they swept the competition. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while I Don't Know remains in 5th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Your Mom kept grabbing the balls of Cannonbelt Run. In spite of top-billing by Ryan Doll with his 507 series, Your Mom got swept by Cannonbelt. Meanwhile, Seth Gunderson mastered Cannonbelt with his 525 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett) as they swept the competition. Your Mom remains in 9th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Seefeldt the Glasscock had a delightful time with The GameCox. Featuring Don Glasscock with his 664 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against the GameCox. Countering this, Janelle (Laube) Lamar drew the spotlight in the GameCox with her 397 despite her team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bad Newz Kennels alternated between bowling and dry humping Ebowla. Reinforced by Carl Goetz with his 578 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Ebowla. Across the ball return, Brian Henderson commanded Ebowla with his exceptional 428 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 3rd place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (218), Brian Eye (221), Carl Goetz (201), Cory Chorpenning (209,233), David Parre (223), Dennis Laube (204), Don Glasscock (268,221), Duncan Ferber (222), John Boren (209,212), Seth Gunderson (201), and Tyler Hilker (230,210)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Shaun Crockett (452, previous best 449).

The 268 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 5th-best game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Carl Goetz came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though James Long came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Kendall Kukowski came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Travis Kleiner and Amanda Cox Jeter came closest). Finally, Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) won this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, David Parre (Division 3) won this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber reigns over Division 1; Nik Domann and Tyler Hilker are both in the driver's seat (on each other's laps?) in Division 2 in a tie; David Parre runs the show in Division 3; and Travis Kleiner dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will compete against 2nd-place Dios Mios (hcp 109). The Glasscock is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Dios Mios are forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will hang out with 4th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 36). The Kennels might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Cannonbelt ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will chuck some balls with 6th-place Split Happens (hcp 97). I Don't Know will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to just barely win the series; while Split Happens will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place The GameCox will chill with 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 54). The GameCox might perform well, but split the series with Ebowla; while Ebowla ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Your Mom will spend some quality time with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 30). Your Mom is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with the Handicapped; while the Handicapped is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Shaun Crockett Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Tyler Hilker Runner Up: David Parre	#1 H2H BOWLER Tyler Hilker Runner Up: James Long
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I slipped in Shaun's puddle." Bill Krejci, constantly in the middle of the drippy mess.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Seefeldt the Glasscock	25-11	.694	20,326	+1
2	Dios Mios	24-12	.667	16,776	-1
3	Bad Newz Kennels	23-13	.639	17,872	n/a
4	Cannonbelt Run	23-13	.639	16,501	n/a
5	Sh!t, I Don't Know	22-14	.611	18,176	n/a
6	Split Happens	17-19	.472	15,460	+1
7	The GameCox	16-20	.444	15,418	-1
8	Ebowla	13-23	.361	13,123	n/a
9	Your Mom	10-26	.278	14,268	n/a
10	Seriously Handicapped	7-29	.194	13,200	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (95,16, 9, 7, 29, .194, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 664 Cory Chorpenning - 630 Tyler Hilker - 625 John Boren - 603 Duncan Ferber - 600	Freda Schroeder - 498 Jennifer Seefeldt - 474 Janelle Lamar - 397 Amanda Cox Jeter - 393 Sabrina Gray - 347
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Tyler Hilker - 718 David Parre - 686 Don Glasscock - 664 John Boren - 660 James Long - 656	Freda Schroeder - 603 Jennifer Seefeldt - 596 Sabrina Gray - 572 Janelle Lamar - 572 (t) Amy Goodnow - 571
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 268 Cory Chorpenning - 233 Tyler Hilker - 230 David Parre - 223 Duncan Ferber - 222	Freda Schroeder - 183 Jennifer Seefeldt - 176 Janelle Lamar - 156 Amanda Cox Jeter - 147 Amy Goodnow - 127
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Don Glasscock - 268 David Parre - 264 Tyler Hilker - 261 Brian Henderson - 242 Dennis Laube - 240 Cory Chorpenning - 240 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 218 Jennifer Seefeldt - 216 Janelle Lamar - 214 Amy Goodnow - 210 Amanda Cox Jeter - 204
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
David Parre - 75 Tyler Hilker - 69 Brian Henderson - 58 Dennis Laube - 50 Ryan Simonet - 46	Amy Goodnow - 31 Janelle Lamar - 29 Jennifer Seefeldt - 27 Freda Schroeder - 27 (t) Amanda Cox Jeter - 19 Sabrina Gray - 13

We are now halfway through the Fall 2007 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 135, and women's high series was bagged by Jennifer Seefeldt with a 377. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (277) and series (691). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels had some one-on-one time with Your Mom. Starring Carl Goetz with his below-average 487 series, the Kennels celebrated a clean sweep over Your Mom. In the midst of this, Ryan Doll reigned supreme in Your Mom with his below-average 476 despite his team getting swept. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 3rd place, while Your Mom remains in 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens shared a platter of cheese sticks with Seefeldt the Glasscock. Demonstrating the prowess of Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri and his above-average 524 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against the Glasscock. On the other side, Don Glasscock guided the Glasscock with his 691 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens leap 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while the Glasscock sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla accepted a challenge by Dios Mios. Though featuring Tom Finley with his dazzling 420 series, Ebowla got swept by Dios Mios. Meanwhile, #1 Power-Ranked Kris Hiestand oversaw Dios Mios with his exceptional 568 as they swept the competition. Ebowla drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 25 & 26: Seriously Handicapped shared a few beers with Cannonbelt Run. Although topped by Tyler Hilker with his thrilling 563 series, the Handicapped accomplished only 1 win against Cannonbelt. On the adjacent lane, Seth Gunderson dominated Cannonbelt with his below-average 476 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: The GameCox spent a romantic evening with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Even though highlighted by the skills of Jason Carpio with his below-average 475 series, the GameCox got swept by I Don't Know. Across the ball return, #1 Head-to-Head Duncan Ferber showed off in I Don't Know with his miraculous 676 as they swept the competition. The GameCox drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while I Don't Know moves 1 spot to 5th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (211), Cory Chorpenning (217), Don Glasscock (225,277), Duncan Ferber (230,223,223), Ken M. Wilson (211), Kris Hiestand (223), Steve Kiernan (200), and Tyler Hilker (209)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Kris Hiestand (223, previous best 184). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Kris Hiestand (568, previous best 471) and Duncan Ferber (676, previous best 646).

The 277 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 3rd-best game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber cleaned up Division 1, while Tyler Hilker vanquished Division 2. David Parre eradicated Division 3, and Travis Kleiner dominated Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber reigns over Division 1; Nik Domann runs the show in Division 2; Phil Schroeder leads Division 3; and Travis Kleiner holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place Split Happens (hcp 40) will challenge 1st-place Dios Mios. Split Happens are expected to perform well, but split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios are forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 167) will share a couple of pitchers with 5th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. The Handicapped might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while I Don't Know ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 68) will meet with 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. Your Mom will likely have a bit of an off night and get swept; while Cannonbelt will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will compete against 6th-place The GameCox (hcp 147). The Glasscock might roll a little low, but split the series with the GameCox; while the GameCox ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will roll against 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 131). The Kennels are predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while Ebowla is anticipated to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Nick Allegri Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Kris Hiestand Runner Up: David Parre	#1 H2H BOWLER Duncan Ferber Runner Up: Kris Hiestand
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." Sabrina Gray, unhappy with the way her name appeared on the scoreboard.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Dios Mios	23-9	.719	14,878	+1
2	Seefeldt the Glasscock	22-10	.688	18,058	-1
3	Bad Newz Kennels	20-12	.625	15,841	n/a
4	Cannonbelt Run	19-13	.594	14,606	n/a
5	Sh!t, I Don't Know	18-14	.563	15,920	+1
6	The GameCox	15-17	.469	13,689	-1
7	Split Happens	14-18	.438	13,602	+1
8	Ebowla	12-20	.375	11,521	-1
9	Your Mom	10-22	.313	12,705	n/a
10	Seriously Handicapped	7-25	.219	11,598	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (95,16, 8, 7, 25, .219, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 691 Duncan Ferber - 676 Kris Hiestand - 568 Ken Wilson - 566 Tyler Hilker - 563	Jennifer Seefeldt - 377 Janelle Lamar - 361 Carly Smith-Spydell - 304 Amy Goodnow - 293 Sabrina Gray - 266
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Kris Hiestand - 752 Duncan Ferber - 695 Don Glasscock - 691 David Parre - 679 Tyler Hilker - 663	Amy Goodnow - 542 Janelle Lamar - 536 Betsy Ligibel - 525 Carly Smith-Spydell - 520 Jennifer Seefeldt - 492
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 277 Duncan Ferber - 230 Kris Hiestand - 223 Cory Chorpenning - 217 Brian Eye - 211 Ken Wilson - 211 (t)	Janelle Lamar - 135 Jennifer Seefeldt - 133 Carly Smith-Spydell - 113 Sabrina Gray - 105 Amy Goodnow - 104
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Kris Hiestand - 284 Don Glasscock - 277 Tyler Hilker - 242 David Parre - 236 Duncan Ferber - 236 (t)	Janelle Lamar - 193 Betsy Ligibel - 187 Amy Goodnow - 187 (t) Carly Smith-Spydell - 185 Sabrina Gray - 177
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Kris Hiestand - 100 Don Glasscock - 54 Tyler Hilker - 51 Ryan Simonet - 49 David Parre - 48	Betsy Ligibel - 13 Amy Goodnow - 8 Janelle Lamar - 8 (t) Carly Smith-Spydell - 3

The seventh week of Fall 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (182) and series (435) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (264) and series (692) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla entered a showdown to the death with Cannonbelt Run. Headlined by Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson and his dazzling 440 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. Concurrently, Seth Gunderson laid down the law in Cannonbelt with his 495 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: The GameCox tussled with Your Mom. Highlighting the skills of Will Jeter with his 437 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against Your Mom. Conversely, Ryan Doll oversaw Your Mom with his 562 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox remains in 5th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Seefeldt the Glasscock hung out with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Although blessed by Don Glasscock with his 692 series, the Glasscock accomplished only 1 win against I Don't Know. Countering this, Duncan Ferber guided I Don't Know with his above-average 614 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while I Don't Know remains in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dios Mios chucked gutter balls with Bad Newz Kennels. Featuring Bill Krejci with his below-average 543 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against the Kennels. On the other side, Carl Goetz drew the spotlight in the Kennels with his 576 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios remains in 2nd place, while the Kennels remain in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seriously Handicapped kept grabbing the balls of Split Happens. With top billing by Tyler Hilker with his above-average 505 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against Split Happens. As for the opposition, James Long dominated Split Happens with his above-average 509 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (226), Carl Goetz (231), Cory Chorpenning (203), Don Glasscock (264,237), Duncan Ferber (236), James Long (214), Ken M. Wilson (201), Nik Domann (203), Ryan Doll (235), and Tyler Hilker (238)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Will Jeter decimated Division 2. Scott Murdock dominated Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Cox Jeter came closest). Finally, Duncan Ferber (Division 1) mopped up this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Brian Henderson (Division 4) mopped up this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber governs Division 1; Nik Domann tops Division 2; Phil Schroeder holds the reins in Division 3; and Brian Henderson runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will spend some quality time with 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 101). The Kennels are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 155) will tussle with 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Glasscock ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 88) will roll against 2nd-place Dios Mios. Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios will probably drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 105) will chuck some balls with 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. The Handicapped might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place The GameCox (hcp 88) will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. The GameCox is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while I Don't Know is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Brian Henderson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Kris Hiestand Runner Up: Don Glasscock	#1 H2H BOWLER Kris Hiestand Runner Up: Brian Henderson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I ran up to high-five Sabrina but I tripped face-first into the rack." Ryan Simonet, motorboatin' his way up to the lane.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Seefeldt the Glasscock	21-7	.750	15,865	n/a
2	Dios Mios	19-9	.679	12,834	n/a
3	Bad Newz Kennels	16-12	.571	13,929	n/a
4	Cannonbelt Run	16-12	.571	12,843	n/a
5	The GameCox	15-13	.536	11,967	n/a
6	Sh!t, I Don't Know	14-14	.500	13,713	n/a
7	Ebowla	12-16	.429	10,214	+2
8	Split Happens	11-17	.393	11,791	-1
9	Your Mom	10-18	.357	11,262	-1
10	Seriously Handicapped	6-22	.214	10,184	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (95,16, 7, 6, 22, .214, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 692 Duncan Ferber - 614 Carl Goetz - 576 Ryan Doll - 562 Ken Wilson - 555	Freda Schroeder - 435 Sabrina Gray - 394 Janelle Lamar - 378 Jennifer Seefeldt - 367 Erin deVries - 320
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Don Glasscock - 692 Kris Hiestand - 672 Duncan Ferber - 638 Brian Henderson - 636 James Long - 631	Sabrina Gray - 622 Janelle Lamar - 550 Freda Schroeder - 535 Erin deVries - 526 Amy Goodnow - 525
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 264 Tyler Hilker - 238 Duncan Ferber - 236 Ryan Doll - 235 Carl Goetz - 231	Freda Schroeder - 182 Sabrina Gray - 145 Jennifer Seefeldt - 142 Janelle Lamar - 138 Erin deVries - 117
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Tyler Hilker - 273 Don Glasscock - 264 James Long - 254 Ryan Doll - 251 Duncan Ferber - 244	Sabrina Gray - 221 Freda Schroeder - 215 Janelle Lamar - 195 Erin deVries - 185 Carly Smith-Spydell - 179 Amy Goodnow - 179 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Tyler Hilker - 82 James Long - 65 Ryan Doll - 56 Duncan Ferber - 46 Kris Hiestand - 45	Sabrina Gray - 40 Freda Schroeder - 24 Janelle Lamar - 10 Erin deVries - 3

The sixth week of Fall 2007 saw four teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (504) for the women. As for the men, Bill Krejci snagged this week's high game with a 264, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 693. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know hung out with Split Happens. Even though highlighted by the skills of Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 547 series, I Don't Know accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Simultaneously, Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri drew the spotlight in Split Happens with his marvelous 577 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sh!t, I Don't Know drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Cannonbelt Run tussled with Dios Mios. With top billing by Seth Gunderson with his 518 series, Cannonbelt collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. As for the opposition, Bill Krejci reigned supreme in Dios Mios with his above-average 651 despite his team notching only a single win. Cannonbelt Run remains in 4th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: The GameCox faced off against Seriously Handicapped. Topped by Jason Carpio with his breathtaking 574 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. Meanwhile, John Kroenke ruled the Handicapped with his wondrous 403 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla spent some quality time with Your Mom. Though featuring Travis Kleiner with his 401 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Your Mom. On the other half of the score sheet, Ryan Doll commanded Your Mom with his below-average 510 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seefeldt the Glasscock alternated splits with Bad Newz Kennels. Demonstrating the prowess of Don Glasscock with his above-average 693 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri, the Glasscock celebrated a clean sweep over the Kennels. Countering this, Carl Goetz laid down the law in the Kennels with his 558 despite his team getting swept. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (264), Brian Eye (204,248,222), Carl Goetz (210,202), Cory Chorpenning (201), Don Glasscock (249,225,219), Jason Carpio (208), Ken M. Wilson (212,212), Nick Allegri (209), and Phil Schroeder (231)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Bill Krejci (651, previous best 627).

The 264 rolled by Bill Krejci is the new 9th-best game in league history!
The 693 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 9th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Brian Eye eradicated Division 1, while Nick Allegri clobbered Division 2. Phil Schroeder staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and Janelle (Laube) Lamar won Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Carl Goetz and Seth Gunderson (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Brian Eye, Steve Kiernan, and Duncan Ferber lead Division 1 in a tie; Nik Domann calls the shots for Division 2; Phil Schroeder holds the reins in Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar is in the driver's seat in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 104) will spend some quality time with 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. Ebowla is expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place The GameCox will roll against 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 29). The GameCox might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Your Mom ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will tussle with 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know (hcp 62). The Glasscock will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while I Don't Know will probably drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Dios Mios (hcp 50) will face 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels. Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 68) will meet with 7th-place Split Happens. The Handicapped is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Nick Allegri Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Brian Eye Runner Up: Don Glasscock	#1 H2H BOWLER Brian Eye Runner Up: Jason Carpio
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Jennifer is quite the hooker." Nick Allegri, on the curvature of Jennifer's roll.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Seefeldt the Glasscock	20-4	.833	13,703	n/a
2	Dios Mios	16-8	.667	10,974	+1
3	Bad Newz Kennels	15-9	.625	11,972	-1
4	Cannonbelt Run	15-9	.625	11,041	n/a
5	The GameCox	12-12	.500	10,245	+1
6	Sh!t, I Don't Know	11-13	.458	11,641	-1
7	Split Happens	10-14	.417	10,129	+1
8	Your Mom	9-15	.375	9,678	+1
9	Ebowla	9-15	.375	8,693	-2
10	Seriously Handicapped	3-21	.125	8,626	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (95,16, 6, 3, 21, .125, 0, 10)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 693 Brian Eye - 674 Bill Krejci - 651 Ken Wilson - 603 Nick Allegri - 577	Freda Schroeder - 504 Jennifer Seefeldt - 445 Janelle Lamar - 429 Carly Smith-Spydell - 380 Amanda Cox Jeter - 368
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Brian Eye - 700 Don Glasscock - 693 Bill Krejci - 675 Nick Allegri - 670 Jason Carpio - 665	Freda Schroeder - 609 Janelle Lamar - 609 (t) Carly Smith-Spydell - 596 Sabrina Gray - 547 Jennifer Seefeldt - 543 Amanda Cox Jeter - 538
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Bill Krejci - 264 Don Glasscock - 249 Brian Eye - 248 Phil Schroeder - 231 Ken Wilson - 212	Freda Schroeder - 185 Janelle Lamar - 174 Jennifer Seefeldt - 156 Carly Smith-Spydell - 155 Amanda Cox Jeter - 136
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Bill Krejci - 272 Phil Schroeder - 261 Brian Eye - 256 Don Glasscock - 249 Nick Allegri - 240	Janelle Lamar - 234 Carly Smith-Spydell - 227 Freda Schroeder - 220 Amy Goodnow - 195 Sabrina Gray - 195 (t) Amanda Cox Jeter - 192
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Bill Krejci - 74 Phil Schroeder - 69 Brian Eye - 59 Tom Finley - 56 Nick Allegri - 48	Janelle Lamar - 49 Carly Smith-Spydell - 45 Freda Schroeder - 29 Amy Goodnow - 16 Sabrina Gray - 14