The fifth week of Fall 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (176) and series (494) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (279) and series (676) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios alternated between bowling and dry humping The GameCox. Featuring #1 Head-to-Head Bill Krejci and his above-average 627 series, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against the GameCox. Across the ball return, Jason Carpio called the shots for the GameCox with his above-average 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Ebowla deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Seriously Handicapped. Highlighting the skills of Travis Kleiner with his above-average 429 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. On the adjacent lane, Tyler Hilker took the lead in the Handicapped with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 397 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens faced off against Bad Newz Kennels. In spite of top-billing by Nick Allegri with his below-average 460 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. In the midst of this, Carl Goetz drew the spotlight in the Kennels with his 566 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while the Kennels remain in 2nd.
On lanes 25 & 26: Cannonbelt Run chucked gutter balls with Seefeldt the Glasscock. In spite of the prowess of Seth Gunderson with his above-average 541 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against the Glasscock. On the other side, Don Glasscock mastered the Glasscock with his 668 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run remains in 4th place, while the Glasscock remains in 1st.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sh!t, I Don't Know kept grabbing the balls of Your Mom. Starring #1 Power-Ranked Cory Chorpenning and his spectacular 676 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Your Mom. As for the opposition, Ryan Doll showed off in Your Mom with his 550 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.
Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (228,212), Carl Goetz (224), Cory Chorpenning (279,207), Dennis Laube (200), Don Glasscock (265,210), Duncan Ferber (201,247), Jason Carpio (205), Ken M. Wilson (201), Phil Schroeder (210), Ryan Doll (210), and Scott Murdock (225)
A new personal high game was set tonight by Cory Chorpenning (279, previous best 247). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Bill Krejci (627, previous best 621) and Cory Chorpenning (676, previous best 648). Adding to the excitement, the 279 rolled by Cory Chorpenning is this season's new high game for men.
The 279 rolled by Cory Chorpenning is tied for the 2nd-best game in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Steve Kiernan had his way with Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Nik Domann came closest). Seth Gunderson spanked Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though John Kroenke came closest). Finally, Jason Carpio (Division 2) triumphed over his enemies in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Steve Kiernan and Duncan Ferber govern Division 1 in a tie; Nik Domann reigns over Division 2; Jennifer Seefeldt and Seth Gunderson hold the reins in Division 3 in a tie; and Travis Kleiner tops Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will roll against 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 102). I Don't Know is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Cannonbelt Run will compete against 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 12). Cannonbelt might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place The GameCox will spend some quality time with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 71). The GameCox will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Handicapped will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 37) will tussle with 9th-place Your Mom. Ebowla might perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will chill with 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 71). The Glasscock is predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 16-4 | .800 | 11,288 | n/a |
| 2 | Bad Newz Kennels | 15-5 | .750 | 9,949 | n/a |
| 3 | Dios Mios | 15-5 | .750 | 9,204 | n/a |
| 4 | Cannonbelt Run | 12-8 | .600 | 9,189 | n/a |
| 5 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 10-10 | .500 | 9,664 | +1 |
| 6 | The GameCox | 9-11 | .450 | 8,444 | -1 |
| 7 | Ebowla | 8-12 | .400 | 7,208 | +2 |
| 8 | Split Happens | 7-13 | .350 | 8,381 | -1 |
| 9 | Your Mom | 6-14 | .300 | 8,006 | -1 |
| 10 | Seriously Handicapped | 2-18 | .100 | 7,228 | n/a |
