The fourteenth week of Spring 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (182) and series (517) for the women. As for the men, Kendall Kukowski snagged this week's high game with a 236, and high series was earned by John Boren with a 588. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Doll's Balls hung out with Unstoppabowl. Although blessed by #1 Head-to-Head John Richardson and his above-average 526 series, Doll's Balls accomplished only 1 win against Unstoppabowl. Across the ball return, Kendall Kukowski mastered Unstoppabowl with his exceptional 528 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Doll's Balls plummet 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Unstoppabowl remains in 4th.
On lanes 17 & 18: T.B.D. deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Frickin' Ten Pin. Though featuring Steve Kiernan with his 534 series, T.B.D. accomplished only 1 win against Ten Pin. Simultaneously, Carl Goetz dominated Ten Pin with his 574 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Ten Pin jumps 2 spots to 7th.
On lanes 19 & 20: Oily Balls had a rendezvous with King Pins. Headlined by Ken M. Wilson with his 541 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Deena Slinkard, Oily Balls collected 3 wins against King Pins. In the midst of this, Duncan Ferber showed off in King Pins with his 545 despite his team notching only a single win. Oily Balls remains in 2nd place, while King Pins remain in 6th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Guttersluts spent some quality time with Those 4 Bowlers. With top billing by John Boren with his above-average 588 series, Guttersluts collected 3 wins against 4 Bowlers. On the other half of the score sheet, Seth Gunderson drew the spotlight in 4 Bowlers with his below-average 494 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: X9XX entered a showdown to the death with Churn and Burn. Demonstrating the prowess of Stefan Miller with his 524 series, X9XX split the series with Churn and Burn. On the other side, James Cholke called the shots for Churn and Burn with his above-average 510 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jamie Gibson) as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX remains in 3rd place, while Churn and Burn remains in 8th.
Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (221), Duncan Ferber (212), John Boren (200,220), Ken M. Wilson (203), Kendall Kukowski (236), Phil Schroeder (207), and Steve Kiernan (201)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: John Boren eradicated Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though James Cholke came closest). John Richardson ruled Division 3, and Shaun Crockett mopped up Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Ken M. Wilson (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: John Boren holds the reins in Division 1; Seth Gunderson runs the show in Division 2; John Richardson tops Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski dominates Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 15&16, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 119) will tussle with 3rd-place X9XX. T.B.D. is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while X9XX is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 17&18, 6th-place King Pins (hcp 68) will match wits with 4th-place Unstoppabowl. King Pins might maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while Unstoppabowl ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Guttersluts (hcp 8) will hang out with 7th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. Guttersluts will likely have a bit of an off night and get swept; while Ten Pin will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Next up, on lanes 21&22, 9th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 8) will spend some quality time with 8th-place Churn and Burn. Doll's Balls might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Churn and Burn ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Oily Balls will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 73). Oily Balls are predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with 4 Bowlers; while 4 Bowlers are anticipated to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
 Deena Slinkard Runner Up: Kendall Kukowski
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#1 H2H BOWLER
 John Richardson Runner Up: Deena Slinkard
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I got in just as Seth was pulling out."
John Boren, on a missed encounter in the parking lot.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
1 |
Guttersluts |
39.5-16.5 |
.705 |
25,622 |
n/a |
2 |
Oily Balls |
34.5-21.5 |
.616 |
28,033 |
n/a |
3 |
X9XX |
33-23 |
.589 |
27,584 |
n/a |
4 |
Unstoppabowl |
32.5-23.5 |
.580 |
25,663 |
n/a |
5 |
Those 4 Bowlers |
26-30 |
.464 |
24,163 |
n/a |
6 |
King Pins |
23.5-32.5 |
.420 |
23,278 |
n/a |
7 |
Frickin' Ten Pin |
23-33 |
.411 |
26,036 |
+2 |
8 |
Churn and Burn |
23-33 |
.411 |
23,661 |
n/a |
9 |
Doll's Balls |
22.5-33.5 |
.402 |
23,670 |
-2 |
10 |
T.B.D. |
20.5-35.5 |
.366 |
20,346 |
n/a |
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (83,15, 14, 20.5, 35.5, .366, 0, 10)
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