The fourteenth week of Fall 2006 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (165) and series (463) for the women, while John Boren earned this week's high game (255) and series (666) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Hez-Bowl-lah did battle with Frickin' Ten Pins. With top billing by Most Valuable Bowler Jason Carpio and his above-average 547 series, Hez-Bowl-lah split the series with Frickin' Ten Pins. While that was going down, Carl Goetz guided Frickin' Ten Pins with his 520 as they matched their opponent in wins. Hez-Bowl-lah remains in 1st place, while Frickin' Ten Pins remain in 6th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Guttersluts took turns kicking the ball return with Split Happens. Headlined by #1 Power-Ranked John Boren and his stunning 666 series, the Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all the Guttersluts needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Guttersluts remains in 10th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 19 & 20: New Balls, Old Rack couldn't stop inappropriately groping I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter. Even though highlighted by the skills of Ken M. Wilson with his 577 series, the Old Rack got swept by Not Gutter. On the adjacent lane, #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll showed off in Not Gutter with his commanding 583 as they swept the competition. New Balls, Old Rack drops 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Not Gutter remains in 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Manute Bowl hung out with All Belts Are Off. Although blessed by Andy McLeod with his splendid 506 series, Manute Bowl accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. Conversely, Pat Searcy reigned supreme in the Belt with his above-average 567 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Manute Bowl remains in 8th place, while the Belt remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: TBD alternated between bowling and dry humping Bowlkake2. Though featuring David Parre with his 469 series, TBD accomplished only 1 win against Bowlkake2. Countering this, Cory Chorpenning called the shots for Bowlkake2 with his above-average 589 as his team took the series with 3 wins. TBD remains in 7th place, while Bowlkake2 jumps 2 spots to 2nd.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (205), Cory Chorpenning (235,218), Jason Carpio (202), John Boren (221,255), Ken M. Wilson (208,203), Pat Searcy (203,202), Ryan Doll (212), and Thomas Lin (221)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Stefan Miller vanquished Division 1, while Ryan Doll had his way with Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Phil Schroeder came closest), and Aaron Hoyt ruled Division 4. Finally, David Parre (Division 3) spanked this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Stefan Miller leads Division 1; Ryan Doll governs Division 2; Phil Schroeder is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Andy McLeod runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 10th-place Guttersluts (hcp 80) will tussle with 7th-place TBD. The Guttersluts are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while TBD is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 9th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (hcp 92) will challenge 6th-place Frickin' Ten Pins. Not Gutter might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Frickin' Ten Pins ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Manute Bowl (hcp 20) will spend some quality time with 4th-place Split Happens. Manute Bowl will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Hez-Bowl-lah (hcp 12) will compete against 2nd-place Bowlkake2. Hez-Bowl-lah might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowlkake2 ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place New Balls, Old Rack (hcp 22) will match wits with 5th-place All Belts Are Off. The Old Rack is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with the Belt; while the Belt is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Carpio Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Boren Runner Up: Ryan Doll	#1 H2H BOWLER Ryan Doll Runner Up: John Boren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Hurry and get it in, I don't know how much longer I can hold this up!" Bob Brunker, to Ben Lee, as they attempted to re-attach a wheel to a bowling bag.