The fifth week of Spring 2006 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Tracy Rychlewski landed this week's high game for the women with a 155, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 439. As for the men, Tim Segraves snagged this week's high game with a 246, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 637. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Sweeter Than Yoohoo took turns kicking the ball return with Bowl Movement. Headlined by Tim Segraves with his astounding 601 series, Yoohoo collected 3 wins against Bowl Movement. As for the opposition, #1 Head-to-Head David Codding commanded Bowl Movement with his stupendous 637 despite his team notching only a single win. Sweeter Than Yoohoo leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Bowl Movement plunges 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens shared a few beers with Guttersluts. With top billing by Ryan Doll with his awe-inspiring 510 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Guttersluts. On the other side, Travis Kleiner guided Guttersluts with his above-average 403 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens leap 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Tatonka celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Bora Bora. Topped by #1 Power-Ranked Andy McLeod and his astonishing 537 series, Tatonka split the series with Bora Bora. Concurrently, Dennis Laube dominated Bora Bora with his 514 as they matched their opponent in wins. Tatonka remains in 7th place, while Bora Bora remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! had a delightful time with Yo Mama. Despite the strength of Pat Searcy with his above-average 567 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Yo Mama. On the flipside, Andy Metzler drew the spotlight in Yo Mama with his 521 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton) as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Yo Mama remains in 6th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Andy McLeod (212), Carl Goetz (210), David Codding (212,232), Ken M. Wilson (202), Michael Basham (218), Pat Searcy (231), Ryan Doll (225), Seth Gunderson (215), Steve Kiernan (201), and Tim Segraves (246)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Andy McLeod (212, previous best 205). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Michael Basham (588, previous best 584) and Andy McLeod (537, previous best 474).

The 246 rolled by Tim Segraves is tied for the 10th-best game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Michael Basham won Division 1, while David Codding got the better of Division 2. Tim Segraves eradicated Division 3, and Andrea Wilson dominated Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Jason Carpio (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Michael Basham runs the show in Division 1; David Codding calls the shots for Division 2; Tim Segraves tops Division 3; and Ryan Doll and Andrea Wilson are both in the driver's seat (on each other's laps?) in Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 6th-place Yo Mama will throw some gutter balls with 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 1). Yo Mama is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Tatonka is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 5th-place Bora Bora (hcp 84) will socialize with 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Bora Bora might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Split Happens (hcp 188) will chill with 4th-place Bowl Movement. Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bowl Movement will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 237) will battle 2nd-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Guttersluts are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Yoohoo is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Andy McLeod Runner Up: Tim Segraves	#1 H2H BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Tim Segraves
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Man, you can't swing that thing around and not expect me to want some!" Ray Haynes, to Ryan Simonet, on the slice of pizza Ryan was wielding.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	15-5	.750	12,763	n/a
2	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	13-7	.650	12,223	+1
3	Split Happens	13-7	.650	10,388	+1
4	Bowl Movement	11-9	.550	13,785	-2
5	Bora Bora	9-11	.450	11,408	n/a
6	Yo Mama	9-11	.450	10,453	n/a
7	Tatonka	6-14	.300	9,924	n/a
8	Guttersluts	4-16	.200	7,838	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 637 Tim Segraves - 601 Michael Basham - 588 Carl Goetz - 573 Pat Searcy - 567	Freda Schroeder - 439 Tracy Rychlewski - 412 Janelle Lamar - 392 Dana Babler - 381 Amy Logan - 340
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Tim Segraves - 697 David Codding - 685 Andy McLeod - 678 Michael Basham - 648 Ryan Doll - 646	Dana Babler - 613 Tracy Rychlewski - 601 Freda Schroeder - 566 Janelle Lamar - 562 Kathryn Holt - 545
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Tim Segraves - 246 David Codding - 232 Pat Searcy - 231 Ryan Doll - 225 Michael Basham - 218	Tracy Rychlewski - 155 Janelle Lamar - 154 Dana Babler - 152 Freda Schroeder - 151 Amanda Cox Jeter - 131
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Tim Segraves - 278 Ryan Doll - 270 Andy McLeod - 259 David Codding - 248 Pat Searcy - 247	Dana Babler - 229 Tracy Rychlewski - 218 Janelle Lamar - 210 Mandy Shannon - 204 Kathryn Holt - 201
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Tim Segraves - 86 Ryan Doll - 82 Andy McLeod - 71 David Codding - 52 Pat Searcy - 52 (t) Michael Basham - 43	Dana Babler - 49 Tracy Rychlewski - 34 Mandy Shannon - 25 Janelle Lamar - 25 (t) Kathryn Holt - 20 Amanda Cox Jeter - 12