A stagnated fourteenth week of Spring 2005 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (213) and series (550) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (222) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bowlingstar Galactica spent a romantic evening with All Belt, No Buckle. In spite of top-billing by Jason Carpio with his 516 series, the Galactica accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. Countering this, Demond Robinson showed off in the Belt with his 518 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowlingstar Galactica remains in 7th place, while the Belt remains in 1st.
On lanes 21 & 22: The Incredibowls alternated between bowling and dry humping Sub Parre. Topped by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Freda Schroeder and her amazing 550 series, The Incredibowls collected 3 wins against Sub Parre. Conversely, Ken M. Wilson took the lead in Sub Parre with his below-average 515 despite his team notching only a single win. The Incredibowls remains in 6th place, while Sub Parre remains in 3rd.
On lanes 23 & 24: Big Pin Pin couldn't stop inappropriately groping Handicrappers. Reinforced by Brad Zollars with his above-average 443 series, Pin Pin split the series with Handicrappers. Meanwhile, Most Valuable Bowler Ashley Razak ruled Handicrappers with her above-average 422 as they matched their opponent in wins. Big Pin Pin remains in 8th place, while Handicrappers remain in 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Nellielocks and the 3 Spares had a delightful time with 4 Play. Showcasing Rich DeYoung with his above-average 543 series, Nellielocks collected 3 wins against 4 Play. In the midst of this, Pat Searcy laid down the law in 4 Play with his above-average 604 despite his team notching only a single win. Nellielocks and the 3 Spares remains in 4th place, while 4 Play remains in 2nd.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Freda Schroeder (213), Ken M. Wilson (220), and Pat Searcy (222)

The 213 rolled by Freda Schroeder is the new 9th-best women's game in league history!
The 550 rolled by Freda Schroeder is the new 10th-best women's series in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy claimed victory in Division 1, while Andy Metzler won Division 2. Freda Schroeder had her way with Division 3, and Andrea Wilson decimated Division 4. In terms of overall points: Rich DeYoung is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Michael Basham governs Division 2; Freda Schroeder tops Division 3; and Bart Smith and Aaron Hoyt dominate Division 4 in a tie.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Big Pin Pin (hcp 54) will match wits with 4th-place Nellielocks and the 3 Spares. Pin Pin is expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Nellielocks are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place 4 Play will chill with 5th-place Handicrappers (hcp 114). 4 Play might roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Handicrappers ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place The Incredibowls (hcp 36) will tussle with 1st-place All Belt, No Buckle. The Incredibowls will likely roll decently, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Bowlingstar Galactica will socialize with 3rd-place Sub Parre (hcp 70). The Galactica is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Sub Parre is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | All Belt, No Buckle | 38.5-17.5 | .688 | 26,993 | n/a |
2 | 4 Play | 35-21 | .625 | 27,410 | n/a |
3 | Sub Parre | 31-25 | .554 | 21,692 | n/a |
4 | Nellielocks and the 3 Spares | 28.5-27.5 | .509 | 25,872 | n/a |
5 | Handicrappers | 27-29 | .482 | 21,587 | n/a |
6 | The Incredibowls | 25-31 | .446 | 25,160 | n/a |
7 | Bowlingstar Galactica | 20.5-35.5 | .366 | 25,454 | n/a |
8 | Big Pin Pin | 18.5-37.5 | .330 | 23,015 | n/a |