The fourteenth week of Fall 2002 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (163) and series (446) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (206) and series (611) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Top Guns alternated between bowling and dry humping GRRR. Starring Pat Searcy with his 544 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder, Top Guns collected 3 wins against GRRR. Simultaneously, Sharon Turner showed off in GRRR with her 419 despite her team notching only a single win. Top Guns leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while GRRR remains in 6th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Team 5 entered a showdown to the death with Pop Gunns. While headlined by David Codding with his thrilling 527 series, Team 5 accomplished only 1 win against Pop Gunns. As for the opposition, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz mastered Pop Gunns with his commanding 611 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Team 5 drops 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Pop Gunns remain in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: Team 6 alternated splits with UnaBowlers. Notwithstanding the leadership of Janelle (Laube) Lamar with her breathtaking 446 series, Team 6 accomplished only 1 win against the UnaBowlers. While that was going down, Justin Strelow shined in the UnaBowlers with his above-average 494 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Team 6 remains in 4th place, while the UnaBowlers remain in 5th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (202,206,203)



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Pop Gunns will face 4th-place Team 6. Pop Gunns are expected to drop their averages like a brick, but split the series with Team 6; while Team 6 is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 5th-place UnaBowlers will tussle with 6th-place GRRR. The UnaBowlers might perform weakly, but split the series with GRRR; while GRRR ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Team 5 will share a couple of pitchers with 2nd-place Top Guns. Team 5 is predicted to have their averages plummet, but split the series with Top Guns; while Top Guns are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Phil Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Jason Carpio	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: David Codding
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Hurry and get it in, I don't know how much longer I can hold this up!" Sharon Turner, to David Codding, as they attempted to re-attach a wheel to a bowling bag.

The thirteenth week of Fall 2002 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (158) and series (436) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (227) and series (585) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Team 5 alternated splits with UnaBowlers. Despite being led by David Parre with his below-average 438 series, Team 5 accomplished only 1 win against the UnaBowlers. Across the ball return, Justin Strelow guided the UnaBowlers with his 452 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Team 5 drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while the UnaBowlers remain in 5th.

On lanes 19 & 20: GRRR tussled with Team 6. Although topped by Sharon Turner with her 396 series, GRRR got swept by Team 6. Simultaneously, Nik Domann dominated Team 6 with his above-average 461 as they swept the competition. GRRR remains in 6th place, while Team 6 remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: Top Guns faced off against Pop Gunns. While headlined by Pat Searcy with his 543 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against Pop Gunns. In the midst of this, #1 Power-Ranked Ken M. Wilson oversaw Pop Gunns with his above-average 585 (along with a major contribution by #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Dennis Laube, as well as #1 Power Ranked Ken Wilson) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns drop 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Pop Gunns jump 2 spots to 1st.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Ken M. Wilson (227) and Pat Searcy (201)



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Top Guns will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place GRRR. Top Guns are expected to tank their averages considerably, but split the series with GRRR; while GRRR is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Team 5 will chill with 1st-place Pop Gunns. Team 5 might have the bottom drop out of their averages, but split the series with Pop Gunns; while Pop Gunns ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 4th-place Team 6 will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place UnaBowlers. Team 6 is predicted to have their averages plummet, but split the series with the UnaBowlers; while the UnaBowlers are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Dennis Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: Bill Krejci	#1 H2H BOWLER Dennis Laube Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Hurry and get it in, I don't know how much longer I can hold this up!" Bob Brunker, to Phil Schroeder, as they attempted to re-attach a wheel to a bowling bag.

The tweltfh week of Fall 2002 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Tracey Robertson picked up this week's high game (152) and series (380) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (210) and series (574) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Team 6 couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Top Guns. Headlined by Jim Jones with his above-average 488 series, Team 6 celebrated a clean sweep over Top Guns. Meanwhile, Pat Searcy ruled Top Guns with his below-average 507 despite his team getting swept. Team 6 remains in 4th place, while Top Guns sink 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Pop Gunns couldn't stop inappropriately groping UnaBowlers. Notwithstanding the leadership of Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 574 series, Pop Gunns got swept by the UnaBowlers. Across the ball return, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Jason Carpio took the lead in the UnaBowlers with his phenomenal 501 as they swept the competition. Pop Gunns drop 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while the UnaBowlers remain in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: GRRR took turns kicking the ball return with Team 5. In spite of the prowess of Scott Murdock with his below-average 329 series, GRRR got swept by Team 5. On the flipside, David Codding drew the spotlight in Team 5 with his 480 as they swept the competition. GRRR remains in 6th place, while Team 5 jumps 2 spots to 1st.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Ken M. Wilson (210)

• First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Team 5 (hcp 400) will meet with 5th-place UnaBowlers. Team 5 is expected to tank their averages considerably as they get swept; while the UnaBowlers are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 6th-place GRRR will throw some gutter balls with 4th-place Team 6. GRRR might have the bottom drop out of their averages, but split the series with Team 6; while Team 6 ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Top Guns will compete against 3rd-place Pop Gunns. Top Guns are predicted to drop their averages like a brick, but split the series with Pop Gunns; while Pop Gunns are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Carpio Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Jason Carpio Runner Up: Ken Wilson	#1 H2H BOWLER Jason Carpio Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?" Joey Fields, and by 'Karl Hungus', she of course means Bob Brunker

The eleventh week of Fall 2002 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (165) and series (466) for the women. As for the men, Corey Weinfurt snagged this week's high game with a 192, and high series was earned by Dennis Laube with a 548. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: GRRR faced off against Pop Gunns. Despite the strength of Sharon Turner with her above-average 433 series, GRRR accomplished only 1 win against Pop Gunns. Conversely, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Dennis Laube shined in Pop Gunns with his stupendous 548 as his team took the series with 3 wins. GRRR remains in 6th place, while Pop Gunns remain in 2nd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Team 6 had a delightful time with Team 5. Topped by Jim Jones with his awe-inspiring 500 series, Team 6 celebrated a clean sweep over Team 5. On the other half of the score sheet, David Parre ruled Team 5 with his below-average 451 despite his team getting swept. Team 6 remains in 4th place, while Team 5 plunges 2 spots to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: UnaBowlers shared a platter of cheese sticks with Top Guns. Though featuring Corey Weinfurt with his above-average 472 series, the UnaBowlers got swept by Top Guns. While that was going down, Bob Brunker drew the spotlight in Top Guns with his 489 as they swept the competition. UnaBowlers remains in 5th place, while Top Guns jump 2 spots to 1st.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: No one at all. We sucked.

• First, on lanes 17&18, 4th-place Team 6 will hang out with 1st-place Top Guns. Team 6 is expected to have their averages plummet, but split the series with Top Guns; while Top Guns are forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Pop Gunns (hcp 400) will match wits with 5th-place UnaBowlers. Pop Gunns might drop their averages like a brick as they get swept; while the UnaBowlers ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 6th-place GRRR will throw some gutter balls with 3rd-place Team 5. GRRR is predicted to have the bottom drop out of their averages, but split the series with Team 5; while Team 5 is anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Dennis Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Dennis Laube Runner Up: Jim Jones	#1 H2H BOWLER Dennis Laube Runner Up: Jim Jones
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I normally play with house balls, but tonight Ken let me play with his." David Parre, taking his hands from a place many hands have been to a place only Ken Wilson's hands have been.