By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2002 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The fifth week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (180) and series (466) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 195, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 559. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Top Guns kept stealing sips of beer from Team 5. Although blessed by Bob Brunker with his below-average 473 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against Team 5. While that was going down, David Parre showed off in Team 5 with his above-average 506 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Team 5 moves 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 19 & 20: Team 6 matched wits with Pop Gunns. Although topped by Janelle (Laube) Lamar, Doug Erickson with their 466 series, with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Lamar as well as #1 Head-to-Head , Team 6 accomplished only 1 win against Pop Gunns. On the adjacent lane, #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz guided Pop Gunns with his above-average 559 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Team 6 remains in 5th place, while Pop Gunns remain in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: GRRR took turns kicking the ball return with UnaBowlers. Despite being led by Byron Hester with his below-average 363 series, GRRR got swept by the UnaBowlers. Conversely, Justin Strelow mastered the UnaBowlers with his 463 as they swept the competition. GRRR remains in 6th place, while the UnaBowlers remain in 4th.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: No one at all. We sucked.



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Pop Gunns will face 4th-place UnaBowlers. Pop Gunns are expected to have their averages plummet, but split the series with the UnaBowlers; while the UnaBowlers are forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 6th-place GRRR will share a couple of pitchers with 1st-place Team 5. GRRR might watch their averages take a plunge, but split the series with Team 5; while Team 5 ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Top Guns will match wits with 5th-place Team 6. Top Guns are predicted to see a pretty significant "market correction" to their averages, but split the series with Team 6; while Team 6 is anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Janelle Lamar Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Janelle Lamar Runner Up: Carl Goetz	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Janelle (Laube) Lamar
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Byron's ass is mine!" Nik Domann, making after-bowling plans.

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 559 Ken Wilson - 546 David Parre - 506 Bob Brunker - 473 Doug Erickson - 466	Janelle Lamar - 466 Freda Schroeder - 394 Tracey Robertson - 304
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 643 Ken Wilson - 627 David Parre - 614 Phil Schroeder - 600 Bill Krejci - 584	Janelle Lamar - 658 Freda Schroeder - 547 Tracey Robertson - 539
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 195 Carl Goetz - 190 Justin Strelow - 185 Doug Erickson - 182 David Parre - 181	Janelle Lamar - 180 Freda Schroeder - 136 Tracey Robertson - 106
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 232 Phil Schroeder - 226 Ken Wilson - 222 Justin Strelow - 221 Jerry Krall - 219	Janelle Lamar - 244 Freda Schroeder - 187 Tracey Robertson - 184
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 48 Phil Schroeder - 42 Jerry Krall - 37 Justin Strelow - 30 Ken Wilson - 29	Janelle Lamar - 60 Tracey Robertson - 4

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Team 5	14.5-5.5	.725	8,230	+1
2	Top Guns	14-6	.700	9,096	-1
3	Pop Gunns	11-9	.550	9,578	n/a
4	UnaBowlers	11-9	.550	8,081	n/a
5	Team 6	6-14	.300	7,318	n/a
6	GRRR	3.5-16.5	.175	7,446	n/a

The fourth week of Fall 2002 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (151) and series (379) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (204) and series (578) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: UnaBowlers sparred with Team 6. Highlighting the skills of Justin Strelow, Corey Weinfurt with their 467 series, the UnaBowlers split the series with Team 6. Conversely, Nik Domann commanded Team 6 with his 373 as they matched their opponent in wins. UnaBowlers remains in 4th place, while Team 6 moves 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 19 & 20: GRRR chucked gutter balls with Top Guns. In spite of the prowess of Scott Murdock with his spectacular 394 series, GRRR got swept by Top Guns. Countering this, #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy showed off in Top Guns with his above-average 578 as they swept the competition. GRRR drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Top Guns remain in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: Pop Gunns couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Team 5. In spite of top-billing by Ken M. Wilson with his 487 series, Pop Gunns got swept by Team 5. As for the opposition, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler David Codding oversaw Team 5 with his commanding 514 as they swept the competition. Pop Gunns drop 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Team 5 moves 1 spot to 2nd.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Pat Searcy (200,204)

A new personal high game was set tonight by David Parre (197, previous best 193). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Tracey Robertson (338, previous best 332) and David Parre (511, previous best 487).

The 578 rolled by Pat Searcy is tied for the 7th-best men's series in league history!

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Top Guns will tussle with 2nd-place Team 5. Top Guns are expected to see a pretty significant "market correction" to their averages, but split the series with Team 5; while Team 5 is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 5th-place Team 6 will compete against 3rd-place Pop Gunns (hcp 392). Team 6 might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Pop Gunns ought to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 6th-place GRRR will chill with 4th-place UnaBowlers. GRRR is predicted to see their averages fall off a cliff, but split the series with the UnaBowlers; while the UnaBowlers are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB David Codding Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Pat Searcy	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: David Codding
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina." Ken Wilson, explaining why he didn't get promoted to Group Creative Director.

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 578 David Codding - 514 David Parre - 511 Bob Brunker - 488 Ken Wilson - 487	Freda Schroeder - 379 Janelle Lamar - 346 Tracey Robertson - 338
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
David Codding - 653 Pat Searcy - 645 David Parre - 631 Scott Murdock - 610 Corey Weinfurt - 587	Tracey Robertson - 580 Janelle Lamar - 533 Freda Schroeder - 523
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 204 David Parre - 197 David Codding - 191 Bob Brunker - 180 Dennis Laube - 179	Freda Schroeder - 151 Tracey Robertson - 135 Janelle Lamar - 120
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Scott Murdock - 238 David Codding - 237 David Parre - 237 (t) Pat Searcy - 226 Nik Domann - 217 Jarrod Guthrie - 215	Tracey Robertson - 215 Freda Schroeder - 199 Janelle Lamar - 182
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Scott Murdock - 56 David Codding - 49 David Parre - 47 Nik Domann - 32 Pat Searcy - 32 (t) Phil Schroeder - 28	Tracey Robertson - 36 Freda Schroeder - 11

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Top Guns	13-3	.813	7,280	n/a
2	Team 5	11.5-4.5	.719	6,543	+1
3	Pop Gunns	8-8	.500	7,600	-1
4	UnaBowlers	7-9	.438	6,401	n/a
5	Team 6	5-11	.313	5,704	+1
6	GRRR	3.5-12.5	.219	6,091	-1

The third week of Fall 2002 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 144, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 409. As for the men, Bob Brunker earned this week's high game (204) and series (522). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Pop Gunns shared a platter of cheese sticks with Top Guns. While headlined by Ken M. Wilson with his 502 series, Pop Gunns accomplished only 1 win against Top Guns. While that was going down, Bob Brunker drew the spotlight in Top Guns with his 522 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Pop Gunns drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Top Guns jump 2 spots to 1st.

On lanes 19 & 20: UnaBowlers couldn't stop inappropriately groping Team 5. Led by Corey Weinfurt with his 453 series, and supported tremendously by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler John McComb, the UnaBowlers collected 3 wins against Team 5. In the meantime, David Codding commanded Team 5 with his 425 despite his team notching only a single win. UnaBowlers remains in 4th place, while Team 5 sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: Team 6 tussled with GRRR. Featuring Janelle (Laube) Lamar with her 373 series, Team 6 split the series with GRRR. Concurrently, Pat O'Reily dominated GRRR with his 485 as they matched their opponent in wins. Team 6 remains in 6th place, while GRRR remains in 5th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (204)

A new personal high game was set tonight by John McComb (167, previous best 135). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by John McComb (413, previous best 335).

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 4th-place UnaBowlers will chuck some balls with 6th-place Team 6. The UnaBowlers are expected to see a pretty significant "market correction" to their averages, but split the series with Team 6; while Team 6 is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 5th-place GRRR will battle 1st-place Top Guns. GRRR might watch their averages take a plunge, but split the series with Top Guns; while Top Guns ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Pop Gunns will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place Team 5. Pop Gunns are predicted to see their averages fall off a cliff, but split the series with Team 5; while Team 5 is anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB John McComb Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John McComb Runner Up: Bob Brunker	#1 H2H BOWLER John McComb Runner Up: Pat O'Reily
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!" Phil Schroeder, with a handy vacation tip.

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Bob Brunker - 522 Ken Wilson - 502 Pat Searcy - 493 Carl Goetz - 492 Pat O'Reily - 485	Freda Schroeder - 409 Janelle Lamar - 373 Tracey Robertson - 321 Ginger O'Reilly - 305
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
John McComb - 660 Bob Brunker - 598 Jerry Krall - 583 Ken Wilson - 581 Pat O'Reily - 578	Tracey Robertson - 570 Janelle Lamar - 562 Freda Schroeder - 548 Ginger O'Reilly - 542
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Bob Brunker - 204 Carl Goetz - 189 Ken Wilson - 181 Pat Searcy - 178 Pat O'Reily - 171	Janelle Lamar - 144 Freda Schroeder - 143 Tracey Robertson - 114 Ginger O'Reilly - 110
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
John McComb - 249 Bob Brunker - 229 Jerry Krall - 227 Jason Carpio - 216 Scott Murdock - 210	Janelle Lamar - 207 Tracey Robertson - 197 Freda Schroeder - 189 Ginger O'Reilly - 189 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
John McComb - 70 Jerry Krall - 45 Bob Brunker - 36 Jason Carpio - 31 Scott Murdock - 29	Janelle Lamar - 23 Tracey Robertson - 18 Ginger O'Reilly - 9 Freda Schroeder - 1

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Top Guns	9-3	.750	5,448	+2
2	Pop Gunns	8-4	.667	5,793	-1
3	Team 5	7.5-4.5	.625	4,818	-1
4	UnaBowlers	5-7	.417	4,699	n/a
5	GRRR	3.5-8.5	.292	4,584	n/a
6	Team 6	3-9	.250	4,257	n/a

A stagnated second week of Fall 2002 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (156) and series (423) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (221) and series (585) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Team 5 couldn't stop inappropriately groping GRRR. Starring David Parre with his 471 series, Team 5 missed a clean sweep over GRRR by just one pin.Meanwhile, Byron Hester reigned supreme in GRRR with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 357 as his team missed getting swept by just one pin. Team 5 remains in 2nd place, while GRRR remains in 5th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Top Guns kept grabbing the balls of Team 6. Blessed by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Bob Brunker and his powerful 579 series, Top Guns celebrated a clean sweep over Team 6. On the adjacent lane, Nik Domann showed off in Team 6 with his 390 despite his team getting swept. Top Guns remains in 3rd place, while Team 6 remains in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: UnaBowlers tussled with Pop Gunns. In spite of top-billing by Corey Weinfurt with his 451 series, the UnaBowlers got swept by Pop Gunns. Countering this, Most Valuable Bowler Carl Goetz mastered Pop Gunns with his terrific 585 as they swept the competition. UnaBowlers remains in 4th place, while Pop Gunns remain in 1st.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (204) and Carl Goetz (221,216)



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Pop Gunns will test their mettle against 3rd-place Top Guns. Pop Gunns are expected to have their averages plummet, but split the series with Top Guns; while Top Guns are forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 4th-place UnaBowlers will face 2nd-place Team 5. The UnaBowlers might have the bottom drop out of their averages, but split the series with Team 5; while Team 5 ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 6th-place Team 6 (hcp 2) will challenge 5th-place GRRR. Team 6 is predicted to roll decently and sweep the series; while GRRR is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Carl Goetz Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Bob Brunker Runner Up: Carl Goetz	#1 H2H BOWLER Bob Brunker Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Just how big is your staff, Phil? You're getting a little cocky." Freda Schroeder, to Phil Schroeder, who was boasting about a recent promotion.

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 585 Bob Brunker - 579 Pat Searcy - 570 Ken Wilson - 510 Dennis Laube - 507	Freda Schroeder - 423 Janelle Lamar - 354 Tracey Robertson - 270
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Bob Brunker - 715 Carl Goetz - 697 Pat Searcy - 661 Phil Schroeder - 630 Ken Wilson - 594	Freda Schroeder - 559 Janelle Lamar - 534 Tracey Robertson - 505
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 221 Bob Brunker - 204 Pat Searcy - 199 Dennis Laube - 189 Ken Wilson - 183	Freda Schroeder - 156 Janelle Lamar - 131 Tracey Robertson - 96
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 258 Bob Brunker - 249 Pat Searcy - 229 Jason Carpio - 219 Phil Schroeder - 217	Freda Schroeder - 201 Janelle Lamar - 191 Tracey Robertson - 174
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Carl Goetz - 68 Bob Brunker - 61 Pat Searcy - 37 Phil Schroeder - 36 Jason Carpio - 35	Freda Schroeder - 13 Janelle Lamar - 6

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Pop Gunns	7-1	.875	3,913	n/a
2	Team 5	6.5-1.5	.813	3,254	n/a
3	Top Guns	6-2	.750	3,661	n/a
4	UnaBowlers	2-6	.250	3,047	n/a
5	GRRR	1.5-6.5	.188	2,992	n/a
6	Team 6	1-7	.125	2,893	n/a