A stagnated fifth week of Spring 2002 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (166) and series (410) for the women. As for the men, Pat Searcy snagged this week's high game with a 192, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 533. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Top Guns shared a few beers with Team 2. Reinforced by Pat Searcy with his 528 series, Top Guns collected 3 wins against Team 2. As for the opposition, Jeff Gragg oversaw Team 2 with his 467 despite his team notching only a single win. Top Guns remains in 1st place, while Team 2 remains in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 3 & 4: Fab Four couldn't stop inappropriately groping Team 3. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson and his above-average 533 series, with support from #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Nik Domann, as well as #1 Head-to-Head , Fab Four collected 3 wins against Team 3. Across the ball return, Bill Krejci mastered Team 3 with his 456 despite his team notching only a single win. Fab Four remains in 2nd place, while Team 3 remains in 4th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: No one at all. We sucked.

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Nik Domann (494, previous best 490).

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 1&2, 2nd-place Fab Four will meet with 1st-place Top Guns. Fab Four is expected to tank their averages considerably, but split the series with Top Guns; while Top Guns are forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 3&4, 4th-place Team 3 will spend some quality time with 3rd-place Team 2. Team 3 is predicted to have the bottom drop out of their averages, but split the series with Team 2; while Team 2 is anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Nik Domann Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Nik Domann Runner Up: Scott Murdock	#1 H2H BOWLER Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: Nik Domann
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders." Dennis Laube, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 533 Pat Searcy - 528 Nik Domann - 494 Bob Brunker - 493 Dennis Laube - 474	Freda Schroeder - 410 Angela Bradford - 404 Deena Slinkard - 403 Janelle Lamar - 365 Tracey Robertson - 327
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Nik Domann - 638 Scott Murdock - 622 Ken Wilson - 617 Jeff Gragg - 579 Pat Searcy - 571	Tracey Robertson - 593 Deena Slinkard - 578 Freda Schroeder - 558 Angela Bradford - 533 Angie Betts - 531
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 192 Nik Domann - 190 Ken Wilson - 181 Bob Brunker - 179 Dennis Laube - 175	Freda Schroeder - 166 Tracey Robertson - 144 Deena Slinkard - 141 Angela Bradford - 140 Janelle Lamar - 133
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Nik Domann - 238 Scott Murdock - 224 Phil Schroeder - 214 Ken Wilson - 209 Jeff Gragg - 206 Pat Searcy - 206 (t) Dennis Laube - 206 (t)	Tracey Robertson - 232 Freda Schroeder - 215 Deena Slinkard - 199 Janelle Lamar - 185 Angie Betts - 185 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Nik Domann - 50 Scott Murdock - 42 Phil Schroeder - 26 Jeremy Kaiman - 23 Jeff Gragg - 16 Ken Wilson - 16 (t)	Tracey Robertson - 55 Freda Schroeder - 28 Deena Slinkard - 14 Angie Betts - 3

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Top Guns	14-6	.700	9,476	n/a
2	Fab Four	14-6	.700	9,066	n/a
3	Team 2	9-11	.450	8,069	n/a
4	Team 3	3-17	.150	7,435	n/a