Bowling took way too long tonight due to some major lane malfunctions, and Scoot has to get up way too early tomorrow, so portions of this week's writeup are computer-generated. Apologies in advance for the lameness of ScooterProgramming™ computer-generated writing.First up, on lanes 41 & 42: Glory Bowl, still missing its Fingers, spent a romantic evening with Split Sisters. And, due to some flawed advice by yours truly, which I feel terrible about, the Split Sisters ended up swept by the Glory Bowl when they could have just barely won game 1. Tim Deddens had the most fun with his Glory Bowl with his 407 series, while Michelle Shoemaker did the Split with her 353. Glory Bowl climbs 4 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while Split Sisters remains in 8th.
On lanes 43 & 44: A halved Split It & Hit It sat down for crumpets and tea with a still-Sethless Fallop Ian. Led by Russell Bingham and his 533 series, Split It & Hit It got swept by Fallop Ian. Meanwhile, led by Carl Goetz and his 667 series, Fallop Ian secured a clean sweep. Split It & Hit It drops 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Fallop Ian remains in 1st.
Bowlgasmic and 404 bowled so hard they knocked the belt off the ball return
Finally, down on lanes 47 & 48, the home of this week's constant lane malfunctions: 404: Team Name Not Found exchanged nervous glances with Bowlgasmic. Led by Scott Murdock and his 462 series, 404: Team Name Not Found managed only 1 win against Bowlgasmic. Meanwhile, led by Kody Karnes and his 600 series, Bowlgasmic secured 3 wins. 404: Team Name Not Found drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Bowlgasmic remains in 5th.
Bowlers The 200 Club this week include: Aaron Barber (215), Carl Goetz (222,232,213), John Boren (220,223,208), Jonathan Vigliaturo (209), Kody Karnes (202,224), Michael Gordon (224), and Michael Mead (204)See you next Tuesday!
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Fallop Ian | 8-0 | 1.000 | 4,309 | n/a |
| 2 | Bowies In Space | 6-2 | .750 | 4,236 | n/a |
| 3 | Glory Bowl | 5-3 | .625 | 2,920 | +4 |
| 4 | Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! | 4-4 | .500 | 3,828 | -1 |
| 5 | Bowlgasmic | 4-4 | .500 | 3,825 | n/a |
| 6 | Split It & Hit It | 3-5 | .375 | 3,513 | -2 |
| 7 | 404: Team Name Not Found | 2-6 | .250 | 3,167 | -1 |
| 8 | Split Sisters | 0-8 | .000 | 2,484 | n/a |
