The Spring 2004 season is now underway, with six teams entering the 12-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (170) and series (477) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (191) and series (547) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Joey's B*tches kept stealing sips of beer from Got Carpio?. With top billing by #1 Head-to-Head David Codding and his 544 series, the B*tches split the series with Got Carpio?. Across the ball return, Eric Lynch mastered Got Carpio? with his 482 as they matched their opponent in wins. Joey's B*tches begins with 2nd place, while Got Carpio? gets rolling in 3rd.

On lanes 17 & 18: Recreation Intoxication waged a heated competition against T.R.O.T.B.. Showcasing #1 Power-Ranked Pat Searcy and his 547 series, Recreation collected 3 wins against T.R.O.T.B.. Countering this, Nik Domann called the shots for T.R.O.T.B. with his 492 despite his team notching only a single win. Recreation Intoxication starts out in 1st place, while T.R.O.T.B. starts off with 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: The Bowling Stones sparred with 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites. Starring Michael Basham with his 414 series, the Stones split the series with the White Asians. Concurrently, Dennis Laube ruled the White Asians with his 473 as they matched their opponent in wins. The Bowling Stones gets underway in 5th place, while the White Asians commence the season with 4th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: No one at all. We sucked.



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 5th-place The Bowling Stones (estimated estimated hcp 101) will roll against 6th-place T.R.O.T.B.. The Stones are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while T.R.O.T.B. is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 2nd-place Joey's B*tches will chuck some balls with 4th-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (estimated hcp 95). The B*tches might perform well and win the series; while the White Asians ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Got Carpio? (hcp 51) will share a couple of pitchers with 1st-place Recreation Intoxication. Got Carpio? is predicted to roll decently, yet still manage to just barely lose the series; while Recreation is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB No one Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: David Codding	#1 H2H BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." Jason Carpio, unhappy with the way his name appeared on the scoreboard.