The Spring 2004 season is now underway, with six teams entering the 12-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (170) and series (477) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (191) and series (547) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Joey's B*tches couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Got Carpio?. With top billing by #1 Head-to-Head David Codding and his 544 series, the B*tches split the series with Got Carpio?. In the meantime, Eric Lynch oversaw Got Carpio? with his 482 as they matched their opponent in wins. Joey's B*tches starts out in 2nd place, while Got Carpio? commences the season with 3rd.
On lanes 17 & 18: Recreation Intoxication couldn't stop inappropriately groping T.R.O.T.B.. Showcasing #1 Power-Ranked Pat Searcy and his 547 series, Recreation collected 3 wins against T.R.O.T.B.. On the flipside, Nik Domann dominated T.R.O.T.B. with his 492 despite his team notching only a single win. Recreation Intoxication gets underway in 1st place, while T.R.O.T.B. gets going with 6th.
Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: The Bowling Stones spent a romantic evening with 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites. Topped by Michael Basham with his 414 series, the Stones split the series with the White Asians. Across the ball return, Dennis Laube ruled the White Asians with his 473 as they matched their opponent in wins. The Bowling Stones begins the season in 5th place, while the White Asians start off with 4th.
Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: No one at all. We sucked.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 15&16, 5th-place The Bowling Stones (estimated estimated hcp 101) will battle 6th-place T.R.O.T.B.. The Stones are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while T.R.O.T.B. is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 17&18, 2nd-place Joey's B*tches will throw some gutter balls with 4th-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (estimated hcp 95). The B*tches might perform well and win the series; while the White Asians ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Got Carpio? (hcp 51) will hang out with 1st-place Recreation Intoxication. Got Carpio? is predicted to roll decently, yet still manage to just barely lose the series; while Recreation is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Pat Searcy
Runner Up:
David Codding
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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David Codding
Runner Up:
Pat Searcy
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I slipped in Nik's puddle."
Michael Basham, constantly in the middle of the drippy mess.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (33,9, 1, 1, 3, .250, 0, 6)
Top Individual Achievements for Week 1
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