The Fall 2007 season draws to a close, with Sh!t, I Don't Know officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 470. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (239) and series (683). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know sparred with Bad Newz Kennels. Led by Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against the Kennels. On the other side, Carl Goetz reigned supreme in the Kennels with his 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know complete in 1st place, while the Kennels come out in 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock tussled with Dios Mios. Headlined by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his 683 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. In the midst of this, Bill Krejci showed off in Dios Mios with his below-average 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock end the season in 3rd place, while Dios Mios cros the finish line in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run took turns kicking the ball return with Split Happens. Showcasing Seth Gunderson with his 495 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Cannonbelt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Cannonbelt Run end in 5th place, while Split Happens end up with 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla alternated between bowling and dry humping The GameCox. Though reinforced by Travis Kleiner with his 415 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. On the adjacent lane, Jason Carpio commanded the GameCox with his 485 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as they swept the competition. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to finish in 9th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to wind up in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom couldn't stop inappropriately groping Seriously Handicapped. Highlighting the skills of Ryan Doll with his 560 series, Your Mom collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. Concurrently, Tyler Hilker dominated the Handicapped with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Your Mom 8th place, while the Handicapped 10th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (206), David Parre (219), and Don Glasscock (228,216,239)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Tyler Hilker (Division 2), with Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) landing in second place. Tyler will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Cory will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Janelle Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Janelle Lamar	#1 H2H BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Just how big is your staff, Brian? You're getting a little cocky." Travis Kleiner, to Brian Eye, who was boasting about a recent promotion.