The Fall 2007 season draws to a close, with Sh!t, I Don't Know officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 470. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (239) and series (683). Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Bad Newz Kennels. Led by Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against the Kennels. Across the ball return, Carl Goetz took the lead in the Kennels with his 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know end in 1st place, while the Kennels wind up in 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock matched wits with Dios Mios. Reinforced by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his 683 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. In the midst of this, Bill Krejci ruled Dios Mios with his below-average 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock end the season in 3rd place, while Dios Mios end up with 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run tussled with Split Happens. Demonstrating the prowess of Seth Gunderson with his 495 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Cannonbelt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Cannonbelt Run complete in 5th place, while Split Happens come out in 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla did battle with The GameCox. While headlined by Travis Kleiner with his 415 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. On the other half of the score sheet, Jason Carpio showed off in the GameCox with his 485 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as they swept the competition. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to close out in 9th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to go home with 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom entered a showdown to the death with Seriously Handicapped. Highlighting the skills of Ryan Doll with his 560 series, Your Mom collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. As for the opposition, Tyler Hilker reigned supreme in the Handicapped with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Your Mom 8th place, while the Handicapped 10th.
Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (206), David Parre (219), and Don Glasscock (228,216,239)
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Tyler Hilker (Division 2),
with Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) landing in second place. Tyler will pocket the nice first-place pot,
while Cory will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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 Don Glasscock Runner Up: Janelle Lamar
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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 Don Glasscock Runner Up: Ryan Doll
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I slipped in Dennis's puddle."
David Parre, constantly in the middle of the drippy mess.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
| Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
| 1 |
Sh!t, I Don't Know |
42-22 |
.656 |
33,331 |
n/a |
| 2 |
Bad Newz Kennels |
39-25 |
.609 |
31,595 |
n/a |
| 3 |
Seefeldt the Glasscock |
38-26 |
.594 |
35,433 |
n/a |
| 4 |
Dios Mios |
36-28 |
.563 |
29,394 |
n/a |
| 5 |
Cannonbelt Run |
35-29 |
.547 |
29,600 |
n/a |
| 6 |
Split Happens |
29-35 |
.453 |
26,098 |
n/a |
| 7 |
The GameCox |
28-36 |
.438 |
25,490 |
+2 |
| 8 |
Your Mom |
27-37 |
.422 |
26,290 |
n/a |
| 9 |
Ebowla |
27-37 |
.422 |
23,577 |
-2 |
| 10 |
Seriously Handicapped |
19-45 |
.297 |
23,967 |
n/a |
Top Individual Achievements for Week 16