The Fall 2007 season draws to a close, with Sh!t, I Don't Know officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 470. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (239) and series (683). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know had some one-on-one time with Bad Newz Kennels. Led by Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against the Kennels. In the meantime, Carl Goetz guided the Kennels with his 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know finish in 1st place, while the Kennels cros the finish line in 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock traded lane malfunctions with Dios Mios. With top billing by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his 683 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Countering this, Bill Krejci dominated Dios Mios with his below-average 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock close out in 3rd place, while Dios Mios go home with 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run sparred with Split Happens. Headlined by Seth Gunderson with his 495 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Cannonbelt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Cannonbelt Run end in 5th place, while Split Happens come out in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla took turns kicking the ball return with The GameCox. Though reinforced by Travis Kleiner with his 415 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. On the other side, Jason Carpio shined in the GameCox with his 485 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as they swept the competition. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to complete in 9th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to wind up in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom couldn't stop inappropriately groping Seriously Handicapped. With the strength of Ryan Doll with his 560 series, Your Mom collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. In the midst of this, Tyler Hilker showed off in the Handicapped with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Your Mom 8th place, while the Handicapped 10th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (206), David Parre (219), and Don Glasscock (228,216,239)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Tyler Hilker (Division 2), with Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) landing in second place. Tyler will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Cory will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Janelle Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Janelle Lamar	#1 H2H BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders." Shaun Crockett, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.