By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2008 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (461) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (254) and series (681) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Bowl Movement. In spite of top-billing by Eric Summers with his 334 series, WWJB got swept by Bowl Movement. On the adjacent lane, Patty Morrisey called the shots for Bowl Movement with her above-average 366 as they swept the competition. WWJB drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Bowl Movement jumps 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Ain't No Sh!t spent some quality time with Livin' On A Spare. Blessed by Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 681 series, Ain't No Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. In the midst of this, Lindsay Jamis ruled Livin' On A Spare with her staggering 401 despite her team getting swept. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while Livin' On A Spare sinks 1 spot to 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Dave and the Wingers accepted a challenge by Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Despite the strength of Rob Kaszuba with his splendid 508 series, the Wingers accomplished only 1 win against Spare The Rod. Simultaneously, Will Jeter dominated Spare The Rod with his 476 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dave and the Wingers leap 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Spare The Rod remains in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bad Newz Kennels had a rendezvous with Is This Billable?. Despite being led by #1 Head-to-Head Dennis Laube and his amazing 564 series, the Kennels got swept by Is This Billable?. On the other side, Ryan Doll commanded Is This Billable? with his above-average 609 (with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Ben Wetteborn) as they swept the competition. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Is This Billable? moves 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chico's Bail Bonds alternated between bowling and dry humping Dios Mios. Though reinforced by Ken M. Wilson with his astounding 633 series, Chico's accomplished only 1 win against Dios Mios. Concurrently, Bill Krejci laid down the law in Dios Mios with his 549 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Lefty John Boren) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (223), Cory Chorpenning (230,254), Dennis Laube (211), Duncan Ferber (213,244), Ken M. Wilson (233,226), Kendall Kukowski (201), and Ryan Doll (210,221)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Duncan Ferber came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Phil Schroeder came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Tom Finley came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Dave Winger came closest). Finally, Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) topped this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) topped this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Amanda Cox Jeter (Division 4) topped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz calls the shots for Division 1; Aubrey Moren runs the show in Division 2; Travis Kleiner dominates Division 3; and Amanda Cox Jeter governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will chill with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds (hcp 89). Ain't No Sh!t is expected to have their averages plummet as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Dios Mios will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 56). Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bowl Movement ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 67) will challenge 6th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Spare The Rod will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Is This Billable? will battle 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 75). Is This Billable? might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Livin' On A Spare; while Livin' On A Spare ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Dave and the Wingers will socialize with 10th-place WWJB (hcp 13). The Wingers are predicted to perform well, but split the series with WWJB; while WWJB is anticipated to raise their average while they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Lefty John Boren Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ben Wetteborn Runner Up: Ken Wilson	#1 H2H BOWLER Dennis Laube Runner Up: Cory Chorpenning
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "While my left hand was holding the phone, my right hand was hard at work!" Dennis Laube, justifying talking on the phone while bowling.