By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2008 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (461) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (254) and series (681) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB spent a romantic evening with Bowl Movement. Though featuring Eric Summers with his 334 series, WWJB got swept by Bowl Movement. While that was going down, Patty Morrisey took the lead in Bowl Movement with her above-average 366 as they swept the competition. WWJB drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Bowl Movement jumps 2 spots to 4th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Ain't No Sh!t kept stealing sips of beer from Livin' On A Spare. With top billing by Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 681 series, Ain't No Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. On the other side, Lindsay Jamis ruled Livin' On A Spare with her terrific 401 despite her team getting swept. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while Livin' On A Spare sinks 1 spot to 8th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Dave and the Wingers couldn't stop inappropriately groping Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Even though highlighted by the skills of Rob Kaszuba with his remarkable 508 series, the Wingers accomplished only 1 win against Spare The Rod. Concurrently, Will Jeter reigned supreme in Spare The Rod with his 476 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dave and the Wingers leap 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Spare The Rod remains in 5th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Bad Newz Kennels shared a few beers with Is This Billable?. In spite of the prowess of #1 Head-to-Head Dennis Laube and his powerful 564 series, the Kennels got swept by Is This Billable?. On the adjacent lane, Ryan Doll showed off in Is This Billable? with his above-average 609 (with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Ben Wetteborn) as they swept the competition. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Is This Billable? moves 1 spot to 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chico's Bail Bonds did battle with Dios Mios. Though reinforced by Ken M. Wilson with his spectacular 633 series, Chico's accomplished only 1 win against Dios Mios. In the midst of this, Bill Krejci mastered Dios Mios with his 549 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Lefty John Boren) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.
Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (223), Cory Chorpenning (230,254), Dennis Laube (211), Duncan Ferber (213,244), Ken M. Wilson (233,226), Kendall Kukowski (201), and Ryan Doll (210,221)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Duncan Ferber came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Phil Schroeder came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Tom Finley came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Dave Winger came closest). Finally, Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Amanda Cox Jeter (Division 4) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz tops Division 1; Aubrey Moren reigns over Division 2; Travis Kleiner is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Amanda Cox Jeter calls the shots for Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will share a couple of pitchers with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds (hcp 89). Ain't No Sh!t is expected to have their averages plummet as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Dios Mios will challenge 4th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 56). Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bowl Movement ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 67) will chuck some balls with 6th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Spare The Rod will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Is This Billable? will test their mettle against 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 75). Is This Billable? might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Livin' On A Spare; while Livin' On A Spare ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Dave and the Wingers will battle 10th-place WWJB (hcp 13). The Wingers are predicted to perform well, but split the series with WWJB; while WWJB is anticipated to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Ben Wetteborn
Runner Up:
Ken Wilson
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Dennis Laube
Runner Up:
Cory Chorpenning
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"
Rob Kaszuba, and by 'Karl Hungus', he of course means Duncan Ferber
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
| Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
| 1 |
Ain't No Sh!t |
30-6 |
.833 |
19,987 |
n/a |
| 2 |
Chico's Bail Bonds |
24-12 |
.667 |
17,120 |
n/a |
| 3 |
Dios Mios |
22-14 |
.611 |
15,311 |
n/a |
| 4 |
Bowl Movement |
20-16 |
.556 |
13,209 |
+2 |
| 5 |
Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty |
19-17 |
.528 |
14,877 |
n/a |
| 6 |
Bad Newz Kennels |
18-18 |
.500 |
16,873 |
-2 |
| 7 |
Is This Billable? |
17-19 |
.472 |
15,241 |
+1 |
| 8 |
Livin' On A Spare |
15-21 |
.417 |
12,801 |
-1 |
| 9 |
Dave and the Wingers |
8-28 |
.222 |
11,298 |
+1 |
| 10 |
WWJB |
7-29 |
.194 |
12,544 |
-1 |
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (121,18, 9, 7, 29, .194, -1, 10)
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