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And So It Begins…

Posted by Ken August 23, 2011 Fall 2011, Week 1 View Score Sheets

The Fall 2011 season – the 24th in league history – is officially underway now that the eight teams have rolled their first series of games. Scattered amongst the numerous returning veterans were three brand new bowlers along with two substitutes. GutterAlley officially welcomes Kim Wallace, Jonathan Vigliaturo and Gary Schroer into the league and to subs-turned-full-timers Mike Berlin and Neil Rieger as well. One of these five will come away with Rookie of the Season honors at the end of the season. REMINDER: We will not be bowling next week due to NKC Pro-Bowl being rented out for a private party. Our league will reconvene on Tuesday, September 6th to pick up where we left off.The first matchup of the evening featured long-time leaguers (and apparently permanently named) No Pinheads versus the half-new/half-old Gutterballs. The Pinheads, led by lead off bowler Aubrey Moren and his 482 series, took Game #1 before the Gutterballs' very own Jason Carpio woke up and went into overdrive. Stealing Game #2 by a single pin, the Gutterballs needed every bit of Carpio's 601 series – as well as this week's Most Valuable Bowler performance by newcomer Jonathan Vigliaturo – in order to turn the tides and come away with a 3-1 matchup victory over No Pinheads. The wins starts the Gutterballs' season off right, pushing them into 2nd while No Pinheads begin their title hunt in 5th place. Down a pair on Lanes 19 & 20, the most oddly named team this season – Mysterious Platypus Appendages – took on the co-ed team Skirtz & Jerkz. With Orion Kinkaid leading the way with his out of the game 483 series, the Jerkz looked to be well on their way to a sweep until they were derailed by a mere six pins. All three bowlers present for MPA tonight threw games well above their averages to secure the come-from-behind victory. Teresa Deterding led the MPAs with her 410 series. Skirtz and Jerkz find themselves after the first week in 4th with a record of 3-1 while the MPAs start the season in 6th with the reverse record.After a stellar run last season, the returning members of the renamed Vier Reiter Der Apokalypse wasted no time at all in re-establishing themselves as a team with which to be reckoned. Led by Bill Krejci and his 526 series, the three horsemen and one horselady ended their inaugural night with a 3-1 matchup win over the returning Kitten Mittons, last seen in the Fall of 2010. Ryan Simonet led all bowlers on the Mittons with his 373 series and secured their lone win of the evening. Der Apokalypse gallop up into 3rd while the Mittons quietly cover their paws in 7th place.Having wrapped up the title last season, reigning champions STFU Donny has given noticed that they intend to keep their crown at the end of this season as well. Beginning their season with the lone sweep of the evening over opponents Das Sauer Popes, STFU quickly takes over the first place spot. Anchor Ken M. Wilson's 608 series led the team as well as earned him #1 Power Ranked bowler honors, proving that STFU Donny is not out of their element. The Popes' MIke Berlin smoked up the lanes with his 420 series to lead his team in the losing effort. The Popes begin their season in 8th place.Bowlers having a drink on the house this week at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (234), Jason Carpio (225, 211) and Ken M. Wilson (210, 250).Gazing into the crystal ball of the league's very own fortune teller, Murdock the Kinda Good at Times foresees three sweeps next week and one 3-1 outcome across the league. The sweeps, he claims, will belong to STFU over Kitten Mittons, Vier Reiter Der Apokalypse over Das Sauer Popes and No Pinheads over Skirtz and Jerkz. He calls for a single pin victory by the Mysterious Platypus Appendages before Gutterballs reverses their own fortune and takes the matchup 3-1. Will these predictions come true? Who the hell knows. See you next Tuesday!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Jonathan Vigliaturo
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Ken Wilson
Runner Up:
Jason Carpio

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Jason Carpio
Runner Up:
Ken M. Wilson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I went down all the way and came up with nothing."

Jennifer Seefeldt, after missing a single-pin spare at the last second.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 STFU Donny 4-0 1.000 2,241 n/a
2 Gutterballs: A Jackie Treehorn Presentation 3-1 .750 1,887 n/a
3 Vier Reiter Der Apokalypse 3-1 .750 1,752 n/a
4 Skirtz & Jerkz 3-1 .750 1,732 n/a
5 No Pinheads 1-3 .250 1,661 n/a
6 Mysterious Platypus Appendages 1-3 .250 1,572 n/a
7 Kitten Mittons 1-3 .250 1,362 n/a
8 Das Sauer Popes 0-4 .000 1,434 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 1
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 608
Jason Carpio - 601
Carl Goetz - 593
Bill Krejci - 526
Seth Gunderson - 520
Ian Goetz - 520 (t)
Jennifer Seefeldt - 415
Teresa Deterding - 410
Kim Wallace - 392
Sarah Sauer - 384
Alison Radke - 347
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 608
Jason Carpio - 601
Carl Goetz - 600
Bill Krejci - 586
Seth Gunderson - 584
Ian Goetz - 584 (t)
Jennifer Seefeldt - 563
Teresa Deterding - 563 (t)
Kim Wallace - 560
Sarah Sauer - 556
Alison Radke - 551
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 250
Carl Goetz - 234
Jason Carpio - 225
Bill Krejci - 199
Dennis Laube - 194
Jennifer Seefeldt - 155
Alison Radke - 152
Teresa Deterding - 142
Kim Wallace - 140
Sarah Sauer - 132
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 250
Dennis Laube - 239
Carl Goetz - 236
Jake Parrott - 228
Jason Carpio - 225
Alison Radke - 220
Jennifer Seefeldt - 204
Emily Podhajsky - 197
Kim Wallace - 196
Kelly Anderson - 195
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Dennis Laube - 51
Ken Wilson - 48
Jake Parrott - 42
Carl Goetz - 37
Orion Kinkaid - 30
Alison Radke - 37
Jennifer Seefeldt - 17
Emily Podhajsky - 17 (t)
Kelly Anderson - 16
Kim Wallace - 10
Teresa Deterding - 6


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