Last week left things with the top three teams only one game apart. Now they are three games apart and a new leader has emerged.

On lanes 1 & 2: Trump's Toupee outsmarted the Skillery Skallery Alligator with a shocking clean sweep over Holy Sandbaggers, Batman!. Dustin Schmeltz toupeed things up with a 604 series, while Dennis Laube led the Sandbaggers with his 531 series. Trump's Toupee remains in 7th place, while Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! remains in 3rd.

Meanwhile, over on 3 & 4: Frankee's Uncles could have easily landed on The Skeezicks in their matchup with Omaha Hambone. However Carl Goetz deftly drew the winning sequence of cards via his 673 series to advance Frankee's Uncles 3 wins. Michael Gordon donned his best stripety suit and knocked out a 608 series, but it was only enough to secure 1 win. Frankee's Uncles climbs 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Omaha Hambone drops 1 spot to 2nd.

Lazily over on lanes 5 & 6, a ridiculously lolligagging FYWFK slowed things down with a borderline impatient Terra Bowler. Led by AJ Hofmann and his 440 series, FYWFK managed only 1 win against Terra Bowler. Meanwhile, Scott Murdock and his 540 series landed 3 wins for the Terras. FYWFK remains in 6th place, while Terra Bowler remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 7 & 8: Ebowla spent a tense evening with Suckeredusintoit as the two teams traded very close games with no way to know handicap untill the end. In the end, behind the finesse of Sean Simmons and his 454 series, Ebowla missed a clean sweep over Suckeredusintoit by just one pin. Though dominated by new sub Dennis Walling and his 486 series, Suckeredusintoit missed getting swept by just one pin. Ebowla remains in 5th place, while Suckeredusintoit remains in 8th.

This week in Tournament of Champions, Carl Goetz won Division 1 but has a long way to go to place. Scott Murdock reclaimed first place in Division 2 while Sean Simmons move into a tie with Jonathan Vigliaturo for second. Dennis Laube extended his lead in Division 3 while Brandon Martinez solidified second place. Finally, Dan Crosby fully swept Division 4 but needs to accumulate a few more points to place.

Bowlers reaching Doctor Possum's house to discuss their 200 scores this week include: Bob Brunker (210), Carl Goetz (235,236,202), Dennis Walling (203), Dustin Schmeltz (232,220), Ken M. Wilson (213), Kody Karnes (209), Michael Gordon (235,218), Michael Mead (210), and Scott Murdock (210)

See you next week!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Zach Cross Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Dustin Schmeltz Runner Up: Carl Goetz	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Dustin Schmeltz
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "AMBER ALERT! AMBER ALERT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE CALL IN AN AMBER ALERT!!!" Sloan Cross, after Zach handed her to Scoot so he could bowl.