Senator Eric Schmitt: "Mr. Smith, we're going to begin with a very simple fact. Week 7 of Fall 2026 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Correct?"
Jack Smith: "That's what the standings show."
Schmitt: "Good. We're making progress already. Now, were you bowling on Lane 7?"
Smith: "No."
Schmitt: "That's interesting, because my information indicates there was a team called the Queenhawks on Lane 7."
Smith: "There is no Queenhawks team."
Schmitt: "So that's your testimony?"
Smith: "Yes."
Schmitt: "And you're saying Fani Willis wasn't there as a substitute?"
Smith: "I never said anything about Fani Willis."
Schmitt: "We'll come back to that."
Smith: "Thank you."
Schmitt: "I wasn't finished. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's women's high game and series with 121 and 353, while Jon Little exploded for the men's high game with 215 and high series with 493. David Schemenauer rolled a personal-best 192, Kevin Hodge rolled a personal-best 165, and absolutely nobody moved in the standings. So despite all this bowling, nobody went anywhere. And nobody even earned Most Valuable Bowler this week. Mr. Smith, I have questions about that. A lot of questions. And this week's bingo results are going to be part of the record."
Bunch o’ Bowlschmitt
Three Excuses, But None Needed
The sixth week of Fall 2026 brought a night of bowling drama, personal records, and a little movement in the standings! One team climbed a spot while another slipped, and the pins were flying as bowlers chased glory on the lanes. I'm Alotta Tenpin, reporting live from the snack bar, while in the next room the competition is heating up and the bowlers are making their mark! JoAnne Barber captured the women's high game with 137 and high series with 393, while Dennis Walling dominated the men's leaderboard with a 233 game and 582 series. Jesse Sauerbrei, Brandon Cook, and Todd Kasik rolled new personal-best games, while Brandon, Todd, and Kyle Weber celebrated personal-best series. Let's get to the action, and don't forget to check out this week's bingo results!
Squids Surge, Rats Rise, BowlJobs Satisfy
The fifth week of Fall 2026 has arrived, and folks, the standings have officially gone from "mostly stationary" to "somebody better call the air-traffic controller." I am Alotta Tenpin, reporting live from the sidelines, where Squid Row has just stormed all the way into 1st place, BowlJobs has somehow turned a statistical curiosity into an actual winning streak, and the pins are apparently no longer safe anywhere in the building! One bowler set new personal bests for both game and series, another rolled a new personal-best game, and Matthew Taylor absolutely detonated the season's record book with a 253 game and 680 series. JoAnne Barber captured the women's high game with 151 and high series with 399, while Matthew also collected this week's #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head honors. And in the most important development for the league's statistical historians, BowlJobs doubled their win record for the second consecutive week -- and then went beyond the double! Read on for all the rest of the details, and don't forget to check out this week's bingo results!
BowlJobs Double Win Record!
A stagnant fourth week of Fall 2026 has arrived, and folks, the standings were so motionless I briefly checked to make sure somebody hadn't accidentally bolted the teams to the floor. I am Alotta Tenpin, reporting live from the sidelines, where the pins are standing tall, the balls are rolling somewhat randomly, and absolutely nobody is moving up or down the standings! JoAnne Barber captured the women's high game with 120 and high series with 350, while AJ Hofmann detonated his way to the men's high game of 192 and high series of 538. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions kicked off tonight, launching us into 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! And yes, there was also bingo, because apparently Tuesday night wasn't already providing enough drama. Read on for all the rest of the details!
Fisted to First
The third week of Fall 2026 arrived with all the subtlety of bowling through a china shop, and when the pins finally stopped trembling, the standings were in shambles as three teams climbed while two had tumbled downward. Fist My Bump surged into first place, while BowlJobs remains defiantly and stubbornly in last. JoAnne Barber seized this week's women's high game with a 149 and high series with 385, while Jon Little absolutely detonated the men's leaderboard with a 212 game and a new season-best 579 series, replacing the previous high of 568. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, meaning one-on-one warfare begins next week! Before we charge headlong into that glorious chaos, you can inspect this week's bingo results. Now, let's get to the pins!
