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Fall 2009, Week 1

Posted by BowlingBot On August - 25 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2009 Week 1 Robo-RecapThe Fall 2009 season is now underway, with ten teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Julie Benson-Grant picked up this week's high game (188) and series (418) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (257) and series (626) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: BILFs did battle with Sweep The Leg, Johnny. In spite of top-billing by Scott Murdock with his 447 series, BILFs got swept by Sweep The Leg. Countering this, Ken M. Wilson commanded Sweep The Leg with his outstanding 626 (with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked John Boren) as they swept the competition. BILFs leaves the gate in 10th place, while Sweep The Leg starts off with 1st.

week1On lanes 21 & 22: No Pinheads spent a romantic evening with Split Happens. Starring Dennis Laube with his 509 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , No Pinheads collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Across the ball return, James Long called the shots for Split Happens with his 504 despite his team notching only a single win. No Pinheads gets underway in 2nd place, while Split Happens get going with 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: WWJB shared a few beers with Chicks With Balls. Featuring Dave Winger with his 452 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Rich Foster, WWJB collected 3 wins against the Chicks. As for the opposition, Janelle (Laube) Lamar laid down the law in the Chicks with her 386 despite her team notching only a single win. WWJB begins the season in 4th place, while the Chicks begin in 9th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla had some one-on-one time with Quick Release. While headlined by Jason Carpio with his 517 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Quick Release. Conversely, Ryan Doll showed off in Quick Release with his 505 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla begins with 7th place, while Quick Release commences the season with 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: BOWLSH!T waged a heated competition against Rollin' J's. Notwithstanding the leadership of Kelly Sands with his 432 series, BOWLSH!T accomplished only 1 win against Rollin' J's. While that was going down, Julie Benson-Grant guided Rollin' J's with her 418 as her team took the series with 3 wins. BOWLSH!T 8th place, while Rollin' J's 5th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Dennis Laube (208), John Boren (211,222), and Ken M. Wilson (257)

The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1
1. Ken Wilson
2. John Boren
3. Jason Carpio
4. Dennis Laube
5. Ryan Doll
6. James Long
7. Pat Searcy
8. Adam Messner
9. Aubrey Moren
10. Nick Allegri
DIVISION 2
1. Rob Kaszuba
2. Chris Lewis
3. Dave Winger
4. Scott Murdock
5. Rich Foster
6. Brett Schroeder
7. Kelly Sands
8. Phil Schroeder
9. AJ Taylor
10. Julie Benson-Grant
DIVISION 3
1. Jerry Krall
2. Janelle Lamar
3. Zach Frank
4. AJ Hofmann
5. Andee Weinfurt
6. Andrea Caudillo
7. Sarah Sauer
8. Orion Kinkaid
9. Derrick Grimpo
10. Amy Goodnow
DIVISION 4
1. Alison Radke
2. Eric Summers
3. Tiffany Schmidt
4. Amanda Duncan
5. Ali Fisher
6. Jared Goff



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 100) will meet with 2nd-place No Pinheads. Ebowla is expected to maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while No Pinheads are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place BILFs will battle 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 54). BILFs might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Chicks ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will chuck some balls with 8th-place BOWLSH!T (estimated estimated hcp 175). Sweep The Leg will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while BOWLSH!T will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place WWJB will share a couple of pitchers with 5th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 36). WWJB might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Rollin' J's; while Rollin' J's ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Quick Release will spend some quality time with 6th-place Split Happens (estimated hcp 68). Quick Release is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Rich Foster
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Boren
Runner Up:
Ken Wilson

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
John Boren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling."

Julie Benson-Grant, having a senior moment.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Sweep The Leg, Johnny 4-0 1.000 2,047 n/a
2 No Pinheads 3-1 .750 1,901 n/a
3 Quick Release 3-1 .750 1,872 n/a
4 WWJB 3-1 .750 1,591 n/a
5 Rollin' J's 3-1 .750 1,449 n/a
6 Split Happens 1-3 .250 1,589 n/a
7 Ebowla 1-3 .250 1,524 n/a
8 BOWLSH!T 1-3 .250 1,419 n/a
9 Chicks With Balls 1-3 .250 1,330 n/a
10 BILFs 0-4 .000 1,534 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 1
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 626
John Boren - 607
Jason Carpio - 517
Dennis Laube - 509
Ryan Doll - 505
Julie Benson-Grant - 418
Janelle Lamar - 386
Andee Weinfurt - 377
Andrea Caudillo - 374
Sarah Sauer - 359
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 626
John Boren - 607
Jason Carpio - 584
Dennis Laube - 583
Ryan Doll - 581
Julie Benson-Grant - 564
Janelle Lamar - 558
Andee Weinfurt - 557
Andrea Caudillo - 556
Sarah Sauer - 553
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 257
John Boren - 222
Dennis Laube - 208
Jason Carpio - 198
Nick Allegri - 188
Rob Kaszuba - 188 (t)
Julie Benson-Grant - 188
Andee Weinfurt - 159
Sarah Sauer - 154
Andrea Caudillo - 137
Janelle Lamar - 135
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 257
Dennis Laube - 232
Kelly Sands - 226
Rob Kaszuba - 225
Nick Allegri - 224
Julie Benson-Grant - 236
Andee Weinfurt - 219
Sarah Sauer - 218
Andrea Caudillo - 197
Janelle Lamar - 192
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Ken Wilson - 49
Dennis Laube - 39
Kelly Sands - 38
Rob Kaszuba - 35
Nick Allegri - 34
Julie Benson-Grant - 49
Sarah Sauer - 35
Andee Weinfurt - 34
Andrea Caudillo - 13
Ali Fisher - 11

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