The Fall 2007 season draws to a close, with Sh!t, I Don't Know officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 470. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (239) and series (683). Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Bad Newz Kennels. Headlined by Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against the Kennels. Simultaneously, Carl Goetz shined in the Kennels with his 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know finish in 1st place, while the Kennels end up with 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Dios Mios. With the strength of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his 683 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. On the other half of the score sheet, Bill Krejci guided Dios Mios with his below-average 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock end in 3rd place, while Dios Mios wind up in 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run kept stealing sips of beer from Split Happens. Led by Seth Gunderson with his 495 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Cannonbelt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Cannonbelt Run complete in 5th place, while Split Happens come out in 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of The GameCox. Although blessed by Travis Kleiner with his 415 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. On the adjacent lane, Jason Carpio oversaw the GameCox with his 485 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as they swept the competition. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to end the season in 9th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to go home with 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom faced off against Seriously Handicapped. Featuring Ryan Doll with his 560 series, Your Mom collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. Across the ball return, Tyler Hilker commanded the Handicapped with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Your Mom 8th place, while the Handicapped 10th.
Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (206), David Parre (219), and Don Glasscock (228,216,239)
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Tyler Hilker (Division 2),
with Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) landing in second place. Tyler will pocket the nice first-place pot,
while Cory will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Don Glasscock
Runner Up:
Janelle Lamar
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Don Glasscock
Runner Up:
Ryan Doll
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea."
John Kroenke, always with an excuse for a crappy game.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
| Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
| 1 |
Sh!t, I Don't Know |
42-22 |
.656 |
33,331 |
n/a |
| 2 |
Bad Newz Kennels |
39-25 |
.609 |
31,595 |
n/a |
| 3 |
Seefeldt the Glasscock |
38-26 |
.594 |
35,433 |
n/a |
| 4 |
Dios Mios |
36-28 |
.563 |
29,394 |
n/a |
| 5 |
Cannonbelt Run |
35-29 |
.547 |
29,600 |
n/a |
| 6 |
Split Happens |
29-35 |
.453 |
26,098 |
n/a |
| 7 |
The GameCox |
28-36 |
.438 |
25,490 |
+2 |
| 8 |
Your Mom |
27-37 |
.422 |
26,290 |
n/a |
| 9 |
Ebowla |
27-37 |
.422 |
23,577 |
-2 |
| 10 |
Seriously Handicapped |
19-45 |
.297 |
23,967 |
n/a |
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (95,16, 16, 19, 45, .297, 0, 10)
Top Individual Achievements for Week 16
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