The thirteenth week of Fall 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (156) and series (426) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (246) and series (661) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Split Happens couldn't stop inappropriately groping Your Mom. Featuring Nick Allegri with his 490 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Your Mom. On the other half of the score sheet, Ryan Doll shined in Your Mom with his 516 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens remains in 6th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.
On lanes 21 & 22: The GameCox accepted a challenge by Ebowla. Notwithstanding the leadership of Jason Carpio with his below-average 476 series, the GameCox got swept by Ebowla. On the flipside, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Tom Finley took the lead in Ebowla with his wondrous 465 as they swept the competition. The GameCox drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Ebowla jumps 2 spots to 7th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, I Don't Know couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Cannonbelt Run. Starring Cory Chorpenning with his 592 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. In the midst of this, #1 Power-Ranked Nik Domann reigned supreme in Cannonbelt with his outstanding 601 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know remains in 2nd place, while Cannonbelt remains in 5th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Seefeldt the Glasscock alternated between bowling and dry humping Dios Mios. Highlighting the skills of Don Glasscock with his 661 series, the Glasscock split the series with Dios Mios. On the adjacent lane, Bill Krejci dominated Dios Mios with his 549 as they matched their opponent in wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 4th place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seriously Handicapped did battle with Bad Newz Kennels. Although topped by Sabrina Gray with her above-average 364 series, the Handicapped accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. Across the ball return, Carl Goetz ruled the Kennels with his 538 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (212), Carl Goetz (211), Chris Lewis (210), Cory Chorpenning (209), David Parre (201), Dennis Laube (200), Don Glasscock (246,225), Duncan Ferber (210), and Nik Domann (223,228)
A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Kendall Kukowski (534, previous best 529).
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber topped Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Will Jeter came closest). David Parre walloped Division 3, and Travis Kleiner trounced Division 4. Finally, Nik Domann (Division 2) ruled this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber runs the show in Division 1; Nik Domann reigns over Division 2; David Parre tops Division 3; and Travis Kleiner governs Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 78) will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. The Kennels are expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while I Don't Know is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 19&20, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 185) will tussle with 3rd-place Dios Mios. The Handicapped might perform well and win the series; while Dios Mios ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 21&22, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will spend some quality time with 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 307). The Glasscock will likely have the bottom drop out of their averages, yet still manage to win the series; while Your Mom will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 23&24, 8th-place The GameCox (hcp 78) will hang out with 5th-place Cannonbelt Run. The GameCox might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 132) will test their mettle against 6th-place Split Happens. Ebowla is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Bad Newz Kennels | 34-18 | .654 | 25,658 | n/a |
| 2 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 33-19 | .635 | 26,906 | n/a |
| 3 | Dios Mios | 31-21 | .596 | 24,050 | n/a |
| 4 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 30-22 | .577 | 28,896 | n/a |
| 5 | Cannonbelt Run | 29-23 | .558 | 24,077 | n/a |
| 6 | Split Happens | 25-27 | .481 | 22,742 | n/a |
| 7 | Ebowla | 23-29 | .442 | 19,100 | +2 |
| 8 | The GameCox | 21-31 | .404 | 20,287 | -1 |
| 9 | Your Mom | 20-32 | .385 | 21,183 | -1 |
| 10 | Seriously Handicapped | 14-38 | .269 | 19,321 | n/a |
