The Spring 2005 season draws to a close, with All Belt, No Buckle officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (201) and series (530) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (225) and series (594) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: All Belt, No Buckle matched wits with 4 Play. Despite the strength of Seth Gunderson with his 451 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against 4 Play. Meanwhile, Pat Searcy took the lead in 4 Play with his 536 as his team took the series with 3 wins. All Belt, No Buckle end the season in 1st place, while 4 Play wind up in 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Sub Parre alternated splits with Nellielocks and the 3 Spares. Headlined by Ken M. Wilson with his 572 series, Sub Parre collected 3 wins against Nellielocks. On the adjacent lane, Rich DeYoung shined in Nellielocks with his 520 despite his team notching only a single win. Sub Parre close out in 3rd place, while Nellielocks go home with 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Handicrappers hung out with The Incredibowls. Even though highlighted by the skills of Paul Linder with his above-average 438 series, Handicrappers got swept by The Incredibowls. Concurrently, Carl Goetz showed off in The Incredibowls with his above-average 594 (benefitted greatly by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler Freda Schroeder) as they swept the competition. Handicrappers drop 1 spot in the standings to finish in 6th place, while The Incredibowls move 1 spot to end up with 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Bowlingstar Galactica couldn't stop inappropriately groping Big Pin Pin. Blessed by Eric Lynch with his below-average 464 series, the Galactica collected 3 wins against Pin Pin. . With Pin Pin forfeiting, all the Galactica needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Bowlingstar Galactica complete in 7th place, while Pin Pin come out in 8th.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (225), David Parre (210), Freda Schroeder (201), Ken M. Wilson (205,204), Pat Searcy (200), and Rich DeYoung (200)
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Michael Basham (Division 2),
with Rich DeYoung (Division 1) landing in second place. Michael will pocket the nice first-place pot,
while Rich will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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#1 POWER BOWLER
 Freda Schroeder Runner Up: David Parre
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#1 H2H BOWLER
 Freda Schroeder Runner Up: Carl Goetz
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders."
Carl Goetz, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (54,11, 16, 18.5, 45.5, .289, 0, 8)
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