The fifth week of Fall 2003 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (211) and series (518) for the women. As for the men, Bill Krejci snagged this week's high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 606. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Atomic Goo had a rendezvous with Anchors Aweigh!. In spite of the prowess of Most Valuable Bowler Freda Schroeder and her amazing 434 series, Atomic Goo accomplished only 1 win against the Anchors. Meanwhile, Carl Goetz called the shots for the Anchors with his above-average 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Atomic Goo remains in 8th place, while the Anchors remain in 1st.
On lanes 17 & 18: Wolverines kept stealing sips of beer from Theee Beeelt. With top billing by Dennis Laube with his 452 series, the Wolverines collected 3 wins against Theee Beeelt. On the adjacent lane, Nik Domann took the lead in Theee Beeelt with his above-average 500 despite his team notching only a single win. Wolverines remains in 2nd place, while Theee Beeelt sinks 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 19 & 20: Bowlers of Mass Confusion deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Bowl me Ishmael!. Headlined by Jason Carpio with his above-average 486 series, Mass Confusion collected 3 wins against Ishmael. Conversely, Paul Linder reigned supreme in Ishmael with his 375 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlers of Mass Confusion leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Ishmael remains in 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: Spare Change alternated between bowling and dry humping Gutter Minds. Even though highlighted by the skills of Bill Krejci with his breathtaking 568 series, Spare Change accomplished only 1 win against Gutter Minds. Across the ball return, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy guided Gutter Minds with his exceptional 606 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Spare Change drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Gutter Minds move 1 spot to 3rd.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (211), Bill Krejci (224), Bob Brunker (221), Carl Goetz (203), David Codding (204,204), and Pat Searcy (222,204)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz swept Division 1, while Pat Searcy spanked Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Scott Murdock came closest), and Ginger O'Reilly cleaned up Division 4. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz holds the reins in Division 1; Aaron Weidner dominates Division 2; Scott Murdock governs Division 3; and Ginger O'Reilly tops Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 15&16, 3rd-place Gutter Minds will hang out with 5th-place Bowlers of Mass Confusion (hcp 44). Gutter Minds are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Mass Confusion is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 17&18, 7th-place Bowl me Ishmael! (hcp 133) will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place Spare Change. Ishmael might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Spare Change ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Wolverines (hcp 92) will tussle with 1st-place Anchors Aweigh!. The Wolverines will likely roll decently and win the series; while the Anchors will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 21&22, 6th-place Theee Beeelt will roll against 8th-place Atomic Goo (hcp 42). Theee Beeelt is predicted to perform well and win the series; while Atomic Goo is anticipated to drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Pat Searcy
Runner Up:
Bill Krejci
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Pat Searcy
Runner Up:
Carl Goetz
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Great, now wer're all going to get SARS."
Bob Brunker, noticing the crowd lining up for dollar bowling.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (28,8, 5, 6, 14, .300, 0, 8)
Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
