The Fall 2003 season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (193) and series (533) for the women, while David Codding earned this week's high game (256) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Anchors Aweigh! did battle with Gutter Minds. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head David Codding and his splendid 648 series, the Anchors split the series with Gutter Minds. In the meantime, Angela Bradford dominated Gutter Minds with her exceptional 533 as they matched their opponent in wins. Anchors Aweigh! begins the season in 2nd place, while Gutter Minds begin in 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Bowlers of Mass Confusion couldn't stop inappropriately groping Wolverines. Showcasing Corey Weinfurt with his 451 series, Mass Confusion split the series with the Wolverines. On the other side, Thomas Lin mastered the Wolverines with his 468 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowlers of Mass Confusion starts out in 6th place, while the Wolverines commence the season with 7th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Spare Change had a rendezvous with Theee Beeelt. Starring Demond Robinson with his 507 series, Spare Change split the series with Theee Beeelt. While that was going down, Aaron Weidner showed off in Theee Beeelt with his phenomenal 500 as they matched their opponent in wins. Spare Change gets underway in 4th place, while Theee Beeelt starts off with 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Atomic Goo tussled with Bowl me Ishmael!. Blessed by Steve Robinson with his 489 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Marca Robinson, Atomic Goo collected 3 wins against Ishmael. Across the ball return, Cindy Olsen took the lead in Ishmael with her 286 despite her team notching only a single win. Atomic Goo leaves the gate in 1st place, while Ishmael gets rolling in 8th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: David Codding (200,256)

New personal high games were set tonight by David Codding (256, previous best 239), Deena Slinkard (180, previous best 177), and Aaron Weidner (189, previous best 175). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by David Codding (648, previous best 605) and Aaron Weidner (500, previous best 445).

The 256 rolled by David Codding is tied for the 2nd-best game in league history!
The 533 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 4th-best women's series in league history!
The 648 rolled by David Codding is the new 2nd-best series in league history!

The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1 1. David Codding 2. Angela Bradford 3. Demond Robinson 4. Carl Goetz 5. Aaron Weidner 6. Bill Krejci 7. Steve Robinson 8. Bob Brunker

DIVISION 2 1. Eric Lynch 2. Nik Domann 3. Ken Wilson 4. Thomas Lin 5. Pat Searcy 6. Corey Weinfurt 7. Deena Slinkard 8. Dennis Laube

DIVISION 3 1. Jason Carpio 2. Scott Murdock 3. Phil Schroeder 4. Seth Gunderson 5. Jeff Geheb 6. Marca Robinson 7. Janelle Lamar

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 5th-place Theee Beeelt will roll against 8th-place Bowl me Ishmael! (estimated hcp 456). Theee Beeelt is expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Ishmael is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 4th-place Spare Change will battle 1st-place Atomic Goo (hcp 47). Spare Change might perform well and sweep the series; while Atomic Goo ought to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Gutter Minds will test their mettle against 7th-place Wolverines (estimated hcp 67). Gutter Minds will likely have a bit of an off night and get swept; while the Wolverines will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Anchors Aweigh! will compete against 6th-place Bowlers of Mass Confusion (estimated hcp 342). The Anchors are predicted to roll a little low and get swept; while Mass Confusion is anticipated to catapult their team average they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Marca Robinson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Angela Bradford	#1 H2H BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Carl Goetz
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Great, now wer're all going to get SARS." Aaron Weidner, noticing the crowd lining up for dollar bowling.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Atomic Goo	3-1	.750	1,582	n/a
2	Anchors Aweigh!	2-2	.500	2,095	n/a
3	Gutter Minds	2-2	.500	1,940	n/a
4	Spare Change	2-2	.500	1,762	n/a
5	Theee Beeelt	2-2	.500	1,716	n/a
6	Bowlers of Mass Confusion	2-2	.500	1,595	n/a
7	Wolverines	2-2	.500	1,582	n/a
8	Bowl me Ishmael!	1-3	.250	1,366	n/a

insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (29,8, 1, 1, 3, .250, 0, 8)

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 648 Demond Robinson - 507 Carl Goetz - 504 Aaron Weidner - 500 Bill Krejci - 497	Angela Bradford - 533 Deena Slinkard - 450 Freda Schroeder - 359 Marca Robinson - 329 Janelle Lamar - 313
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
David Codding - 648 Aaron Weidner - 581 Demond Robinson - 581 (t) Bill Krejci - 581 (t) Carl Goetz - 580 Bob Brunker - 577 Steve Robinson - 577 (t)	Angela Bradford - 588 Deena Slinkard - 570 Freda Schroeder - 553 Marca Robinson - 547 Janelle Lamar - 543
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
David Codding - 256 Bill Krejci - 199 Bob Brunker - 189 Aaron Weidner - 189 (t) Carl Goetz - 186 Pat Searcy - 185	Angela Bradford - 193 Deena Slinkard - 180 Freda Schroeder - 142 Marca Robinson - 129 Janelle Lamar - 123
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
David Codding - 256 Bill Krejci - 227 Pat Searcy - 220 Jason Carpio - 219 Bob Brunker - 218	Deena Slinkard - 220 Angela Bradford - 211 Freda Schroeder - 206 Marca Robinson - 201 Janelle Lamar - 199
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
David Codding - 40 Bill Krejci - 34 Jason Carpio - 31 Pat Searcy - 29 Bob Brunker - 26 Dennis Laube - 26 (t)	Deena Slinkard - 30 Freda Schroeder - 23 Marca Robinson - 20 Janelle Lamar - 19 Angela Bradford - 16