The Spring 2003 season draws to a close, with D-Day officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (165) and series (443) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (214) and series (542) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Bowlers of Mass Destruction couldn't stop inappropriately groping D-Day. Notwithstanding the leadership of Justin Strelow with his above-average 495 series, Mass Destruction managed only 1.5 wins against D-Day. On the adjacent lane, Demond Robinson shined in D-Day with his above-average 515 as his team took the series with 2.5 wins. Bowlers of Mass Destruction drops 1 spot in the standings to complete in 2nd place, while D-Day moves 1 spot to end up with 1st.
On lanes 19 & 20: Top Guns alternated between bowling and dry humping When Push Comes To Shove. Though featuring Pat Searcy with his 542 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against the Shovers. Conversely, David Codding called the shots for the Shovers with his 539 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns drop 1 spot in the standings to end in 4th place, while the Shovers move 1 spot to cross the finish line in 3rd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Canned Crabs had a rendezvous with The Good Sons. In spite of top-billing by Eric Lynch with his below-average 441 series, the Crabs accomplished only 1 win against the Sons. Across the ball return, Michelle Tollefson commanded the Sons with her above-average 392 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Canned Crabs plummet 2 spots in the standings to finish in 7th place, while the Sons move 1 spot to go home with 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Hulk Smash! deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Spanked. Despite being led by Carl Goetz with his below-average 509 series, the Hulk got swept by Spanked. Simultaneously, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Bill Krejci reigned supreme in Spanked with his above-average 541 as they swept the competition. Hulk Smash! drops 1 spot in the standings to close out in 8th place, while Spanked jumps 2 spots to wind up in 6th.
Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: David Codding (213) and Pat Searcy (214)
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Marca Robinson (Division 4),
with Jim Jones (Division 2) landing in second place. Marca will pocket the nice first-place pot,
while Jim will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Bill Krejci
Runner Up:
Demond Robinson
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Bill Krejci
Runner Up:
Demond Robinson
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
Demond Robinson, unhappy with the way his name appeared on the scoreboard.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (13,7, 16, 24, 40, .375, -1, 8)
Top Individual Achievements for Week 16
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